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Live Freaky Die Freaky (2006)
Worst Movie Ever? Possibly.
I saw this tonight at a mid-night show at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, TX. The theater was about half full, and had a good mix of Austinites (from mall-punk kids to grad students to grunge slackers, yay Austin!). All told, I think the theater laughed out loud twice during the entire film. If a midnight movie crowd in Austin isn't moved, then I don't know who would find this film amusing. Even more disconcerting than the images on the screen was the silence in the theater during this unfunny film.
The filmmakers try so hard to be offensive, but along the way they forgot to check if it was actually funny. And after hearing twenty-five variations for "c0ck", "p0le", "meat drapes","hatchet wound", "a$shole","anus", etc the movie stops being funny or offensive, and merely turns into a painful joke that goes on for too long, until the point that you feel sorry for the person telling it.