Change Your Image
chrislambert-15196
Reviews
Is It Cake? (2022)
I'm guessing the host is sleeping with the producer
I say this as that can be the only way he's landed a job on TV. The most annoying human being BY FAR!! Such a shame as this could have been a good show without that idiot! What on earth were they thinking hiring this guy.
Commando (1985)
The perfect 80s action flick
This is the movie that made me fall in love with Arnold. You can't get away with films like this now as it's too cheesy and riddled with continuity flaws. But it's of it's time so you can forgive. It's the ultimate one man army, one liner, cheesy, testosterone fuelled action movie. As a child of the 80s it's the ultimate guilty pleasure. Has to be 10/10.
Taken (2008)
Any dad wants to be Bryan!
Brilliant!!! The action is so realistic and gritty. So satisfying. The whole narrative of saving the daughter is so relatable with anyone who has one. It is a classic action film that will stand the test of time. Liam Neeson was the perfect choice. 10/10.
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
MASTERPIECE
This is completely different to the first cut. Zack Finished the job on this version. It felt more complete and gave each character the credit they deserved. Special mention to The Flash, I'm a new fan.
Get Shorty (2017)
What a find!!!
Started watching this on NOW due to it staring Chris O'Dowd as I liked him in the IT Crowd. I'm on season 2 and I'm hooked. Very gritty and comedic at the same time. Defo recommend.
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
Great Action Movie!!
I'm fed up with all the utter morons on here saying "just watch T2 again". The fact is Nothing will match T2 and has its place in history but it doesn't take away the fact that this was still a good action movie. STOP harping on about old movies and give it the credit it deserves. The casting and action in this film was solid and was a great flick to appreciate on its own merits. Defo worth a watch.
I Care a Lot (2020)
Worst film EVER
What a horrible story, film making, acting EVERYTHING. I will never watch anything that this female lead makes ever again. This should ruin her career. Unbelievably bad film.
A Cinderella Story: Christmas Wish (2019)
I would rather watch a puddle evaporate
How on gods green earth did this get funded! The backers of this movie must be mentally ill, or have more money than sense. Bad script, bad acting, bad production, bad casting, auto tune galore.... The list goes on. Don't waste your time.
House M.D.: Both Sides Now (2009)
A Season finale doesn't get better than this!
These episodes can be a little predictable at times but they pulled off this final with a bang. Spine tinglingly good! Great performances all round.... love this show.
Extraction (2020)
Chris Hemsworth finest hour!!
Action from the start. This movie is full on and Chris absolutely nails it! You can tell he's trained for this and it's very believable. Plot doesn't have much substance but it doesn't matter, this is a full on action treat. Congratulations Chris.
Time Trap (2017)
It could have been so much better!!!
Its COVID 19 lockdown and I thought I would take a punt on this movie. The idea for this film was brilliant and very thought provoking. However it was spoiled by some sloppy writing and silly plot lines but the worst part was the acting, truly bad!! These kids won't have much of a career with that performance.
But the main plot and idea of the film kept me watching. This needs to be done right as I think it has huge potential.
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
The Action movie that all others are to be measured
Linda, Arnold and James are the only ones that could have pulled this off. Linda... the most bad-ass heroin, Arnold... in his prime in my opinion and James who is arguably one of the best movie directors ever. This movie would be a blockbuster now, let alone back then. Movie making genius and will always be in my top 5 best films ever.
Upgrade (2018)
This is true film making
I can't believe this was a low budget film. This just proves you don't need huge budgets to make an awesome film. This had me gripped from the start... Bravo!!!!
Bloodsport (1988)
The extra star was for a childhood memory
Let's not beat around the bush, this is one of the worst films ever made. It was a time where it was acceptable but not in today's standards. The acting is atrocious and the fight choreography is beyond bad. Films made like this today would not see the light of day. Can all the morons stop rating this 10/10 because your opinion is worthless.
Baywatch (1989)
It's incredible how bad this is. I program like this would be cancelled by today's standards.
It just goes to show how bad programming was back in the late 80's and 90's. It's laughable how bad Baywatch is! The terrible acting, the atrocious story lines, awful backing music and the moronic choreography. I believe the actors and crew were on day release making this. It's not even nostalgic or kitsch... it's just downright terrible programming which should be destroyed and forgotten.
Next Gen (2018)
Hateful lead character that spoils the whole movie
It was another Netflix film I watched with my daughter that I wished I hadn't started. The story wasn't bad with good animation BUT.. it was completely ruined by an annoying brat of a character that coerced the lovable robot into anarchistic behaviour. Revolves around an unhealthy and unbelievable relationship between the two. Could possibly be the worst animation I've ever seen.
Bodyguard (2018)
A must see!!
Just seen the first episode and I'm hooked! Great storyline and excellent casting will prove this to best series for a long time.