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Boa vs. Python (2004)
Udoubtedly one of the worst films ever made
There are some things that just have to be seen to be believed and this is definitely one of them. The plot goes rocketing off the dumb o meter with its cheaply rendered giant snakes being stalked by a ridiculous assortment of (mostly) porn actors who've been given their first 'proper' part in a 'real' film. No doubt all of them have since reprised their former roles, though I doubt that even the porn industry would take them back after this. That this movie was even conceived beggars belief. That it was actually MADE for what must have been at least a couple of million dollars (about 10 of which were spent on the special effects)is frankly disturbing. Having said that, it is essential viewing. You are unlikely to see so many mistakes being made on this scale ever again...and on a few transcendent occasions a genuine B Movie effect is achieved. The fact is though, that this film sucks so badly that there will be no air left in the universe by the time you finish watching it.