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Stranded (2001)
1/10
Horrendous movie.
24 January 2006
Do not see this movie.

Pros: Vincent Gallo

Cons: The directing, writing, acting (except V.G.), cinematography, etc. are insultingly bad. No, I'm not being harsh. This movie is terrible no matter what mindset you walk into it with. If you have an IQ over 80, you will find it derivative and, at times, highly dubious.

I hate the director with every ounce of my being. Worst yet, she has some kind of pseudonym she uses on this project - i.e., Luna.

Pretentious, pretentious, pretentious!

Stop calling yourself Luna. You're not deep. You're not clever. You have zero abilities and you're movie completely sucks.

I can't believe people keep working with this woman. She is untalented. She must have a famous brother, father, mother, aunt, or something to get her on the in of Hollywood.

Here's a letter:

Dear Hollywood,

Please desist all future projects with María Lidón,a.k.a. Luna.

Cordially yours, The World.
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