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Old (2021)
my brain hurts!!!!
Ok have always enjoyed M. N. S. Films even when they've not been very original ... but i think i really have developed brain cancer from watching this.. the film is one giant plot hole... that somehow they tried to gloss over with a few throwaway lines in the movie..
the scripting of the beaches " detainees" (lets say) . So much needless exposition, and ridiculous statements..
hair and nails would still grow despite the nurse fewlla assertaition that they woudlnt as theyre technically dead matter. Yeah well the roots of hair and nails ar live .. so they would grow at the same exaggerated rate that every other cell would.
When
Rufus Sewells character is slashing the arms of the kids dad..that was a sustained attack with a bloody rusty blade .. he should have developed some sort of infection within seconds according to the time dilation just like they then showed at the end of the fight when one cut did exactly that!!!
When they remove the tumour the same issue all those dirty hands holding open an incision big enough to pull out something the size of a brain!!! She should have been dead in a minute.. (but no, plot armour suffices)
and finally.... TEETH!!! They all went through aprox 45 years of ageing in a 24 hours.. and not one of them complained or suffered from failing as not one of them mentioned cleaning their teeth, which they would have had to do (CONSTANTLY!!!!!) to avoid horrendous cavities and tooth loss.
Theres so so much more wrong with this flick, its still fun (sort of) . Just check your brain in at the door before you watch it!!!
The Pirate Movie (1982)
Exactly what G&S would have loved.
When they (G&S) wrote their operettas they purposely left spaces in the scripts for future performers to add contemporary gags and other funnies into performances. So when some say this is "based" loosely on PoP it's actually doing exactly what G&S would have done if they had penned it themselves in "modern times..
Plenty of asides to the camera/audience. Some silly cameos and just as much fun to watch with plenty of smutty jokes hidden in there and good performances all round.
Good silly fun just. Like all of their other comedy's.
Witnesses (2021)
2/10 only because technically is not a badly made film.apart from that it revisionist rubbish
The title says it all. Well made. Just unfortunate that its about j.smith and his "witnesses " and the prop plates that are in this film have probably been seen by more people than the supposedly. Real ones.