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The Virtuoso (2021)
Boring, flat characters, as predictable as a Spike Lee movie
This is about as beige of a movie as can be. Boring, flat characters, writing on par with a freshman at film school, and as predictable as any and all of Spike Lee's "films." I watched it because it has Sir Anthony Hopkins in it and I have movie trust with him, but Darwin help us he lead us astray this time. The only reason it gets 2 stars is because of getting to see Abbie Cornish's twins. Other than that it's 90 minutes of your life you'll never get back. Do yourself a favor and watch anything but this. Seriously, everything about this movie is blahhhhhhhhh. Purgatory. This movie tastes like cardboard.
Hell on the Border (2019)
Holy christ this is bad...
I'm at a loss for words. I can't imagine how somebody could take such an interesting story and do this to it. I've seen better acting in 'adult' movies. Brutally bad dialogue, production value of a Rhonda Sheer Up-All-Night movie (for all you folks old enough to remember.)... I mean I..... I'm struggling to write this.
This is the best way I can put it: it's like Spike Lee gave his 17 year old son $10k and said 'go get em tiger, I'll be hanging out with Sam Jackson and Chucky B, just let me know when you're done'
Seriously this thing is bad. And I don't mean 'it's so bad it's funny' bad like a Steven Seagal or a JCVD. I mean 'reheated french fry' bad. Abandon all hope, ye who choose to wade this swamp...
Hold the Dark (2018)
2 hours you'll never get back...
I'll give credit where credit's due...it might be long and drawn out, but it's boring and confusing. It's one of those 'ominous music thru the whole movie' but nothing ever happens movies. I guess it's supposed to be a 'psychological thriller' but the only psychology I'm interested in is how a movie like this gets made. Looooong, slooooow, no explanation, no plot twists, and worst of all, no resolution. Do yourself a favor and do something else with the time you'd waste on this barren wasteland of beige. This movie tastes like your foot's asleep...