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The Twilight Zone: The Blue Scorpion (2019)
Dumb
Again, this is just stupid. Apparently everything in the "Twilight Zone" according to this version of the series has nothing to do with anything reality based. I don't believe the episode was suppose to be a twist on how cheating spouse can do whatever they want when they decide to get a divorce, so why distort that part of reality? The wife wants half of her husband's dead father's assets, yet she'll gets to keep the house? That's just stupid. Stupid things in movies and shows make it hard to want to follow along.
The Twilight Zone: Point of Origin (2019)
This episode's social commentary is brought to you by...
This episode's social commentary is brought to you by immigration. Oh what a twist. (YAWN!!!!!)
The Twilight Zone (2019)
Not at all like the old Twilight Zone
There are people talking about this being better than the old Twilight Zone, or that it's somehow like the old version, but it's not.
The original show wasn't busy trying to make a point or social commentary all of the time. This version does it from the first episode and keeps the pedal fully pressed down. And if you want to think that all of the originals did have social commentary, then you're grasping at straws. Very simple example, the hugely popular episode "Time Enough" was not going on about nuclear war or anything like that, it was about a man who just wanted to do his thing, and once he had the chance, a twist occurred. Simply story with a twist.
Season one has been a dumpster fire and I can see why they kept if off the real network channel and only have it on their online pay portal. They wouldn't be able to get any advertisers to support it. CBS All Access is truly all worthless.
The Twilight Zone: Not All Men (2019)
Yawn
Another us versus them, going with gender this time since they already did one about skin color.
The Twilight Zone: Six Degrees of Freedom (2019)
Meh
Better than the other episodes, but still not great.
The Twilight Zone: The Wunderkind (2019)
Excuse me?
How did this get past anyone? I get that the Twilight Zone is suppose to have you suspend imagination, but this isn't suspending, this is just stupid. Oooo... they're trying to make fun of Donald Trump, but this is just beyond stupid. It's like they're trying to say that Trump is a child running wild in the White House, but this is in no way equivalent and beyond ridiculous. I think the best way to describe this is to call it dribble. Is John Cho this desperate for work?!?!
The Twilight Zone: A Traveler (2019)
Seriously!
An alien race knows how to travel across the stars, knows that there's a hidden power station (which is somehow the linchpin of taking over the planet), but can't find this power station without a human driving to it? Please.
The Twilight Zone: Replay (2019)
Please
Very much an "us versus them" story, written right down the color line.
The Twilight Zone: Nightmare at 30,000 Feet (2019)
Really?
For someone that's suppose to be such a great "investigative" reporter, he seems really lazy in doing his job of investigating.
The Twilight Zone: The Comedian (2019)
Eh
Lazy story with an even lazier ending. Not a great start to this series.
The Souvenir (2019)
Ugh
Don't know what else can be said that hasn't already been said by everyone else. Save yourself two hours and find something else to watch.
Lost in Space (2018)
How are they not all dead yet?
You crash land on an alien planet, not knowing who or what's around, I would have already created a weapon for protection, even before the big scary robot. Thank goodness they at least have a knife.
You're stranded on an alien planet and you have potentially important information that you decide to keep to yourself, instead of sharing the information with at least your family members, much less anyone else. (And it's WAY too many things kept from WAY too many people.)
One moment you're scared of leaving Earth for another planet that already has other humans inhabiting it, next moment you're on an unknown planet and ready to go running off into the unknown with no worries.
How can a space platform, that was carrying all of the smaller spaceships and was attacked by some unknown force and broken up, not know that it's missing its receiving dish and continue to transmit a message saying it hasn't received a message from anyone?
Someone tells a "robot" that humans will turn on you (the robot) and let you down, but that you, a human, will not turn with the others do. Guess that robot has no logic circuits and the human saying that to the robot isn't very smart.
Thanks goodness the person that wasn't smart enough to stay out of trouble on Earth, that snuck onto the space mission, is somehow smarter than everyone else and has everything they plan work in their favor? (Horribly unrealistic, as things aren't working out as planned for anyone in the group, but somehow works out for the individual bad person.)
For all of the "smart", "perfect" people that went through batteries of tests to be on this mission, they don't seem to be very smart, and definitely aren't perfect.
Greta (2018)
Worthless
Save yourself the time and trust all of the low ratings. This movie is truly not something you should bother watching.
Resolution Song (2018)
Ugh
They make you dislike all of the characters within the first few minutes of this movie. Next, they make it worst by having thin characters with B movie acting. The story is obvious and it's dragged out for way to long in what is actually a short movie. Its listed as a drama, but its so bad at times you think they meant it to be a comedy. Do yourself a favor, move on to another movie.