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Megalodon (2018)
1 is too high
This is perhaps the worst movie I've ever seen. I can't think of any saving grace. Militarily it's wrong. If I were the Navy, I'd pay them not to ever show this. Burn every copy. Long hair on admiral? Uniforms sloppy! Acting worse. Madsen his usual monodimenional self. Soundtrack sucks. Mundane (I.e., not special) effects. Well, perhaps it paid the actor's rent, assuming they were paid. If they were, they were overpaid. The director and editor need to be made into tuna steaks and fed to the (real) sharks. Have I told you this movie stinks. If you read this review, save yourself and don't watch it. Pick your nose. Floss your teeth. Smack your face repeatedly. Just don't punish yourself by watching this. No sin is worth this degree of punishment. Well, OK the Russian accents were decent as long as you never heard a real one. The only worse is if Dolph were in it.