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The Breed (2006)
Not so good, but I expected much worse!
I don't think, that Wes Craven do at least something to this movie. Eceryone already knows, that Michelle Rodriguez is very bad actress and she had to stop her entertainment career and begin to to something else... Nick Mastandrea do not very good debut, but I think, that he will create better movies, than this one. I can say one thing: Bad idea. Why they choose dogs? Why not wolfs? Wolfs are more dangerous...
Acting was awful, specially the beginning of the movie, when big brested girl go to the woods to find... nothing? It's horrible.
Well, it's not the worst movie, but I expected the worst movie of 2006. Thank you for being better, than I thought :D
Rest Stop (2006)
Another bad STV horror movie!
I can't believe, that this movie was so bad. It was awful. Even a beginning was illogical (it looked, like the killer was in the toilet with the woman). After the title "REST STOP" it starts much better, but after 10 minutes it became a disaster. Acting was horrible, emotions was totally not real and they didn't make me believe what's happening.
I bet, that Jaimie Alexander wont get another main role after this movie. She's just don't have a talent and that's all.
So, I give to the bad movie - bad rating. Whitch is a huge 3. Sorry, but John Shiban is bad director...
I hope, that there wont be any "Rest Stop 2" :D . We already have "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre", "Wolf Creek" and 'Wrong Turn" ;)
The Grudge 2 (2006)
I can't believe, that "Grudge's" sequel was so bad!
I was so excited, when first time I saw "The Grudge". It has some scary scenes with good actors and great effects. Sarah Michelle Gellar is one of my favorite actors, so in original movie, she acts very nice, but the sequel was horrible...
Every was so not original, you actually forecast when the grudge shows. Almost every appearances was repeated from original. I don't like Amber Tamblyn, because she's not a good actor. Finally Arielle Kebbel got sad persons role and it was great to her.
Ending was misunderstanding. I don't know what happened :( . So, I give to bad sequel a 4.
Heartstopper (2006)
This movie would be not bad at 80's, but not in 00's
I watched this movie just because of Robert Englund (best known as Freddy Kruger from "Nightmare on ElmStreet"), but I was disappointed! This movie looks just like cheap 80's slasher movie (exaple: "Nightmare on ElmStreet" latest 4 sequels). This movie became a disaster at the end, when Chambers has been taken by tornado.
Young actors acted nice. Meredith Henderson and Nathan Stephenson had show, that they can act very good, so some producers had to take them to better movies. Other actors acted fair. Robert Englund is still a good actor, but this movie has not been watching, if you're the fan of Roberts character Freddy Kruger. Plot of this movie was average (except ending).
So, I give a 4 to this movie, but I was thought about 2 or 3.
The Wicker Man (2006)
The worst Horror drama of 2006!
I can't believe, that Nicolas Cage became a joke icon after this movie. This movie really sucks. I never saw the original one, but I guess, it is not better than this one...
Nicolas Cage acts horrible in this movie. I never seen that kind of disaster like this. Other actor performed just like N. Cage. Plot was boring and won't like it.
The last 3 minutes was a little bit interesting, but it's not the whole movie. I almost slept in the middle of this movie. Thank god, that I watched DVD, because I will waste my money.
I give a 3 for this hopeless movie...
The Gravedancers (2006)
Not bad for that kind of movie.
I was interested when November 17-19 in cinemas was a "Horror Fest" with "8 movie 2 die 4". "The GraveDancers" was one of most wanted to watch, because Dominic Purcell is great actor in "Prison Break". Other actors are not known well...
Acting was good, but plot was average. Thoes creatures was kind of silly, mostly it was non-topic at the last 10 minutes. At the last 10 minutes, everything goes to unrealistic.
I don't know. I think, that I don't like ghost movies. They are so boring. I guess, that 5 is good for this movie, and I hope, that other 7 "Horror Fest" movies will be better, than this one...
Jackass Number Two (2006)
Better then number one, but still not good.
I saw all "Jackass" episodes and movies and I can say, that they will create "Number Tree" because of big money at the theaters and DVD.
Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Preston Lacy, Ryan Dunn, Jason Acuña and other was still the same like in the first movie, just the jokes was not so stupid (like Steve-O with leech in hes eyeball or fishing hook on he's mouth). They all gonna die in this movie, because jokes was very serious and dangerous.
I can say, that Jeff Tremaine do a great job, because he created a better movie like the original, but it's worth to see just one time, because the second will be awful and boring.
Snakes on a Plane (2006)
I saw not very interesting movie? Are you joking?
I wanted to see "Snakes on a Plane" about 5 months and I finally watched, but... it was not good as I was expected. Idea was great, but plot was not interesting, just a little bit boring :( .
In this movie Samuel L. Jackson looks not very good actor. He's words "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" sounds very stupid. Other actors acted good, even Lin Shaye do a great performance.
Except boring plot, this movie is still a good movie, but not worth to watch a second time. 450 snakes looked very awesome in this movie, so I give 7 for original idea.
The Quiet (2005)
Best movie do with less than million dollars!
I wanted to see this movie, because Elisha Cuthbert, Camilla Belle and Shawn Ashmore is acting in it. They all my favorite actors. Camilla Belle is my favorite because her lead role in "When A Stranger Calls" movie, Elisha Cuth in "The Girl Next Door" and Shawn Ashmore in "X-Men" sequels. There also was Martin Donovan, but he's not a good actor.
I haven't seen a lot of low butget movies at this century, but I guess this movie licks all creations. Plot is good, acting is good too. "Destination Films" have to enjoy this film, because all this company films was a disaster (exaple: "I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer", "Population 436" and other).
So, this film will be very successful in DVD. I give 8 to this interesting film with less than million dollars!
Step Up (2006)
Dance movie of the year!
Tjis year I saw 2 dance movies: "Take the Lead" and "Step Up". "Take the lead" was boring. Plot was very outstretched. But "Step Up" was full of action and romantic. Dance and Hip-Hop rhythm makes this movie idiosyncratic.
Channing Tatum shows us he's acting in "She's the Man" and I was exited to see that movie. In this movie Channing Tatum act not that good as in "She's the Man", but he has some good dance moves. Jenna Dewan had horrible character in "Tamara" movie. This movie makes her to back in good way of acting. The both are great actors and they will be better in the future...
Soundtrack was stylish. Even Ciara with her "Get Up" song had perfect return to music business.
Anne Fletcher had a good debut like Director. So this movie worth a 8 rating, because it's sexy, romantic and stylish
Feast (2005)
Good, but not the best...
There were a lot of direct-to-video horror movies and they all was horrible. Just romantic comedies was good in direct-to-video. "Feast" is good, but not the best. Plot is good, actors acted good, but some comedy scenes were not good in this film.
Jason Mewes is always be a Jay character. In other characters Jason Mewes is awful. Other actors acted perfect. They have very real emotions. Script was good too.
I don't understand the ending, and the strain of those monsters. I hope, that it will be the sequel with explanation... Just 7 for good direct-to-video horror movie...
Pulse (2006)
The worst horror movie ending of 2006!!!
Kristen Bell is very good actress. She done well in "Veronica mars". But in "Pulse", she done a huge mistake. This movie has the disaster at the ending. The whole movies good, but ending... I don't know what to say. Americans almost all Japanese horror movies remakes and almost all remakes are awful. Hollywood had to make good movies their own, not to remake Asian cinema...
Acting was normal, except Christina Milian. She hed her place in music and she had to stay there, because she acts very bad... Inexperienced producer had no skills making this movie.
I give a 4 for the ordinary bad remake.
The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
Most Beautiful Movie About Fashion I Ever Seen!!!
Meryl Streep is one of my favorite female actors. She can act everything. She can be funny, smart, clever, ironic and etc. Miranda Priestly is shows the evil side of Merryl Streep. She acted so real, that I thought, that she is so bad in real life too.
Anne Hathaway looks great in Andy Sachs character. She looks very mature in that role (if you watched "Princess Diaries").
Other actors looks great too. Emily Blunt has spice, that makes her a great actress. Simon Baker is one of the worst, but he acts better and better...
Movies was fantastic. It really makes my expectation looks like awful movie. I thinks, that it is the best book to movie adaptation in this century...
See No Evil (2006)
I was expected more!
I don't like "RAW" shows, because I think, that fighters are bad actors. So it became true, when Kane goes to Hollywood and acts "See No Evil" movie. This movie shows the "quality" of "RAW" and it's not the best.
The plot is simple, but original. I never seen "a eye-ball collector", so this is the first + for this movie. Another + is, that I missed old slasher movies, where was filmed in 80's ...
-'s is more. First is, that the Jacob Goodnight (Kane) is not good character for monster. Another - is, that not main teens won't safe them self, so that was not real. The third - is, that story line is small, so it's not worth to have DVD. I thinks, that just 3 of more reasons to not watch this movie...
If you're the fan of "RAW" - you will love this, but if you a true horror fan - don't waste money and time. I was expected more!
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
One Of The Best Teens Movie This Summer!
This Summer, there was not huge selection of teen comedies. But "John Tucker Must Die" is perfect for teens & expletive blank spaces of teen comedies deficient.
Jesse Metcalfe (John Tucker) character is just like he's timber. I know him from "Desperate Houseviwes" series. Ashanti (Heather) is one of my favorite r'n'b singers and she did well in this movie. "The Plan" to kill John Tucker was very entertaining. Every moment was worth to watch. Other girls was acted fair, except Brittany Snow (Kate Spencer), she acted a double person. One - invincible, second - popular. She have to choose, what is the real "SHE".
Ending was a little bit disappointed. It could be more unsuspected. So, I give a 7 for good teen movie...
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)
More torture, more gore & very surprised ending!
I never seen the original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre", but the remake looks very interesting & entertaining. Leatherface character is now a legend in horror movies. When he took a face and put it on himself, you feel very uncomfortable in your chair.
The sequel of the remake shows the beginning of of cannibalistic, inbred psychopaths family, who kill teens in Texas... Two mos important characters in this movie is Sheriff Hoyt & Thomas Hewitt (Leatherface). The torture them more, than in remake, who been released 3 years ago. Actors acted very creepy, but entertaining. They been so real. They accents makes you feel like in Texas. Acting was nice too. The emotions of teens was like it will be in true life. Dean & Eric fighting ,becouse they are brothers & they will give their life, if other will survive...
Sadly, the ending was surprised. They all dead, in other hand - it looks logical. If Chrissie would be survived, she tell everyone about it and the family would be masked and we don't knew, hot the remake comes out...
The Dark (2005)
It Was A Little Bit Interesting & Entertaining... Not!
This summer "The Dark" movie come to Lithianian cinemas ant it was very popular. After some time I wanted to watch this and I did. But I was a little bit disappointed! The plot reminds "The Ring Two", "Silent Hill" & other similar movies. Not original...
Actors was act bad. Emotions of all them was not real. I won't scratch in this movie because of them. Script is average. Chats are cheap.
So, this is not, what I was expected. You will like it, if you won't seen "The Ring", "Silent Hill", "Hide & Seek" & etc. European can make better horror movies. They had better ideas, than Americans. I hope, that will not repeat their mistakes...
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
The Comedy Of The Year!
I waited for "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" of very long time. Everyone says, that this movie in "Film Festivals" is the best in comedy genre. And they were right. This movie was awesome! All jokes was rude, but never seen before. Borat wont learns culture of U.S.&.A. ( :) ) , he shows Kazakhstan's "culture", but I think, that it isn't there, like it was showing on the movie. In movie I was with my mom and aunt. My mom giggled in whole movie. After show, her make-up was runny. She said, that the battle with Borat & Azamat was the funniest in all movie history. I think, that Borat left a huge mark in movies.
The new Sacha Baron Cohen image - Borat is muck better & funnier, than Ali-G character. Borat reminds me a some actors in my country (Lithuania). Emotions are really the same, but Borat culture learning is infectious. Nothing is good, as seeing Pamela's and Borat wedding, when Borat putting her in the wedding bad.
So, after 3 hours after show, I can't wait for this movies DVD version. And watcher - watch it with subtitles, because you wont understand the Borat and Azamat language :D . 10 with some +++...
Monster House (2006)
One of the best Halloween movie for kids!
I watched "Monster House" with my brother at Halloween night and it was perfect movie for that day. It has that temper. The image of house was very good. It acts like humans psychological world. My brother was very scared, because it was his first Halloween (he is 4 years old). But he liked it. It has a light scary moments.
The creators has chosen a perfect voices for characters. They acted like voices. Every thing with characters was nice. I don't knew, that will be a Nebbercracker (an angry neighbor). But when he's gone, then begins that I was thought - the Monster House will be alive and hunt kids. Script and idea is very nice and everyone has to watch it at Halloween...
I give a 9 for this scary day in the year...
Saw III (2006)
The Goriest Movie In Past 20 years!!!
I waited for "SAW III" about 7 months and I finally watched it. It was definitely gory as the creators said. Today I almost lost my reserved place, which I was reserved two days ago. About 88% of all watcher was reserved heir places, because this movie is very very popular and all people are crazy about it.
The beginning of this movie was too dark and I cant see anything. But the creepiest thing was showed very good. Everyone in hall was freak out. I was expected the chains scene first, but the bathroom was OK.
When they kidnapped a doctor Lynn, then begins THE MOVIE. The rules was really smart and it was definitely entertaining. I don't knew, that Jeff had to revenge for he's angriness. Thoes three traps was not that good, that the original and first sequel, but it was much torture, that psychological nightmare...
Actors acted the same wonderful, like in the original. There was more twists and it makes this movie to be ONE OF THE BEST IN HORROR. Script was the same too, because James Wan is the same good, as like in past three years. If it will be a part IV, I will go there sure (if it will be a world premiere). I give a 8 for the one of goriest movies of all time...
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
The Best Comedy/Horror/Romance Mix of All Time
"Shaun of the Dead" is one of the most funniest Horror and Comedy mix movie of all time. The joke is really funny. They don't use rude joke so it's very interesting.
All actors do a great job. Thay acted very funny and entertaining. All chats was interesting with a little bit of humor. Script was good too. The plot is interesting. What more needs this movie? Maybe not everything was smart. But the end was truly funny and I laugh 4 minutes after watching...
So, I give to this movie a 1 and I hope, that will goes to the best movie of all time TOP 250
The Cave (2005)
Not interesting, that I expected
I thought, that "The Cave" will be interesting movie like "The Descent", but I was wrong. The beginning was a little bit entertaining, but at the end, it was boring. The creatures looked not detailed, female actors was very dump...
Talking about acting: it was... silly. It looks, that actors wont hear a creature noise and everything else. They talked very understandable. There is no meaning of it.
Idea of this movie is kind a good, but it missing something. Maybe first I watched "The Descent" and I was shocked and when I watched this - it was not original.
I give to this movie - 5
The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005)
The new 'Exorcism' movie, that makes you jump of the chair!
I always wanted to watch "The Exorcist", but I don't have a lot of time to watch him on TV or search for classic collections. "The Exorcism of Emily Rose" is the first that kind of movie I watched. I was impressed. Even 122 min was not enough for me. Scenes with Emily Rose was very scary. Everything become more real when witness tell about her. The end was not very good, but it's not that bad...
Laura Linney acted very cool. She has that lawyer soul. Tom Wilkinson did amazing act too. He have to act more father roles in future. Script was smart and interesting. You will never be bored.
So, I give 7 to my first 'Exorcism' movie
Hard Candy (2005)
The Movie You never Seen!
At Sunday I wanted to watch a light thriller movie and I thought, that "Hard Candy" would be the best choice that day, but I was wrong...
The beginning was quite interesting. Confersations was light and restful, but at the half of movie - I was shocked!!! Jeff and Hayley changed they real world roles and the torturer was the 14 year old girl. She was already planed everything and her plan became true. She bond Jeff in chair and accused him, that he is a pedophile. That was OK, but when she cohesive him on table - then was a biggest male nightmare of all time. The first time ever I don't wanted to watch all movie..
All actors acted perfect. They won't make mistakes. All psychological scenes was very real so that's why I don't wanted to watch the all movie. I can't believe that this movie was filmed in 18 days. It look like it was filmed about 3 months. Idea of the movie was one of the most original in years, but I wont watch him again. I give 9 to my memory...
Slither (2006)
Best comedy and horror mix of past 2 years!!!
"Slither" is just like "Down of the Dead" remake. It has something very funny and very scary. This movie will be great for those people, who wanted to watch very entertaining horror movie.
Idea of this movie is very strange, but entertaining. The watchers must buy or rent a DVD of it. The watch it more then one time, if they liked "Down of the Dead" remake.
Actors acted comedic. Starla Grant and Grant Grant are so funny characters, that you will even laugh of them.
It's a zombie and aliens mix too. The mixed it very good. It was kinda funny.
I give to this movie a 7