A whiskey stream of consciousness review.
Pre-Magnum Tom Selleck plays Jim Robertson, an art dealer who buys a painting of witches burning at the stake, one with an uncanny resemblance to his wife Chris (played by a very confused but nice on the eyes, Barbara Grant). Unless you are into the dark arts, why this painting would be worth purchasing, not so sure on the wisdom, but hey.... We need something to roll forward with. Selleck is a bit of a pig - pretty insensitive and a little hard on his spouse, but we see the stature and presence that would make him a star. What are the chances Tom Selleck actually says 357 Magnum in a Filipino C-Horror movie before the TV show that made him a male sex icon? Well, look no further for an interesting but useless factoid. He also drives a little Ferrari/Spider-like car that portends his future role. The painting turns out to be supernatural as things begin to change on it causing Jim some concern. Music is weird and fluctuates between love boat themes and Victorian harpsichord stuff. There is some pretty great stunt work in a chase scene and it is humorous to see the Filipino Selleck stunt doubles subbing in for the action. The horse jump stunt is crazy dangerous. So many things could go wrong there! Turns out the witches in the painting are real and part of some Lucifer coven. Maybe the painting called to Jim beacause I guess the coven is out to get his wife. The head witch is very toothy and forward. When the head witch tries to impress Jim with how many men love to touch her he responds with a nerdy "Maybe you have a very high paw quotient". Probably the line of the movie. The plot is extremely thin and the whole finale very talky and underwhelming. Unless a die hard Selleck fan, take a hard pass. Or drink with some Early Times BIB like I did. Cheers!
Pre-Magnum Tom Selleck plays Jim Robertson, an art dealer who buys a painting of witches burning at the stake, one with an uncanny resemblance to his wife Chris (played by a very confused but nice on the eyes, Barbara Grant). Unless you are into the dark arts, why this painting would be worth purchasing, not so sure on the wisdom, but hey.... We need something to roll forward with. Selleck is a bit of a pig - pretty insensitive and a little hard on his spouse, but we see the stature and presence that would make him a star. What are the chances Tom Selleck actually says 357 Magnum in a Filipino C-Horror movie before the TV show that made him a male sex icon? Well, look no further for an interesting but useless factoid. He also drives a little Ferrari/Spider-like car that portends his future role. The painting turns out to be supernatural as things begin to change on it causing Jim some concern. Music is weird and fluctuates between love boat themes and Victorian harpsichord stuff. There is some pretty great stunt work in a chase scene and it is humorous to see the Filipino Selleck stunt doubles subbing in for the action. The horse jump stunt is crazy dangerous. So many things could go wrong there! Turns out the witches in the painting are real and part of some Lucifer coven. Maybe the painting called to Jim beacause I guess the coven is out to get his wife. The head witch is very toothy and forward. When the head witch tries to impress Jim with how many men love to touch her he responds with a nerdy "Maybe you have a very high paw quotient". Probably the line of the movie. The plot is extremely thin and the whole finale very talky and underwhelming. Unless a die hard Selleck fan, take a hard pass. Or drink with some Early Times BIB like I did. Cheers!
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