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Soda Pop (2001)
3/10
At least it was short
30 March 2024
Briefly covers the summer that exchange student. Norberto came to town. Local kid Jamie is obsessed with Norberto, and wants Norberto's host family to get sick and die so Norbert could come stay with him and they'd stay up all night drinking soda. Whenever Jamie gets a soda for Norberto he backwashes into it so he can be closers to Norberto without him knowing it. By the end of the summer Jamie, Norberto, and the two bullies had all drunk a lot of soda and worked on their breakdancing skills.

This movie leaned really hard into the sexual nature of drinking soda, but wasn't effective at all. I think I disliked the film because of the silly acting, ridiculous dancing, and overt sexualisation of drinking soda pop. There's some reality to unrequited childhood crushes, and there was some authenticity to the depersonalisation of Norberto, who had absolutely no characteristic besides being Spanish and having an adam's apple, but honestly this was just an uncompelling mess. The best thing going for this film is that it was under eight minutes.
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The Books of John (2007 Video)
4/10
significantly too long. strikingly bad.
5 July 2008
Warning: Spoilers
I acquire gay-themed movies and watch them alone. Not because I don't want to watch with other people, but only because everyone knows that most independent films suck. Sometimes you find a real gem, but often you stumble across a real stinker. This movie starts off terribly. The sound editing is just awful. The actors are amateurs, which isn't the real problem. The real problem with this movie is that the story line is preposterous, and the stilted scenes are completely unbelievable. Like when the guy finds out he has HIV, takes ecstasy, spits out the ecstasy, tells his boyfriend, and his boyfriend is like "I'm leaving." His boyfriend does some soul searching, and they screw, and then they're like hunky-dory. They go to tell their friends that the guy has HIV -- their friends are like "oh really? that's too bad. better not transmit it to anyone else!" and then the kids w/ HIV are like "You're right. Hey, so, what's going on with you? give me details about your love-life!" Like, they guy has just been diagnosed with some terrible life-threatening infection, and then everyone's like "ah, well, forget about it. let's talk about my new boyfriend!"

And like, the guy he randomly meets at a stream in Alabama turns out to be his dead lover's secret previously unseen son?

And like, you live with someone for 12 years and you don't realize he's got daily journal entries from when he was 16 years old?

*sigh*

just awful.
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