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The Cellar (2022)
If You Think Counting is Scary, This is the Movie For You
Family moves into an old house where the previous residents strangely disappeared. On the first night there, the broody teenage daughter and her little brother discover an old record player and listen to a record about a math equation. As it turns out, the previous resident was a physicist, who discovered an evil math equation after his son died! The daughter later disappears by counting higher than 10 on her way to the cellar! To find her daughter, the mother realizes she will need to listen to the math record. The mother's search leads her into hell where she finds long lines of people counting even higher! Ooohhhh so scary.
I Care a Lot (2020)
Redefined what hating a movie means to me
Before watching this movie, I thought I hated some movies I have seen. Nope, turns out I just didn't like them. However, I did HATE this movie. HATED it.
P. S. I forgive Peter Dinklage and Dianne Wiest for being in this movie.
Attack of the Demons (2019)
Had low expectations and yet it still failed to live up to those
I LOVE comedy/horror films. So, seeing this in that genre, I figured it would at least be worth a watch.
Great effort was put into the South Park style animation, and I applaud the makers for that. However, to put in less effort for the acting and script would impossibly require effort. Every one of the actors sound like they were forced by their parents to finally leave the basement and do something productive no matter how much it pained them. There were attempts at humor, but I get the impression this was the writer's first attempt at humor, and having never experienced humor wasn't sure how it works.
In summary, great example that anyone can make a movie.
All the Real Girls (2003)
If I Could Only Punch This Movie
Ever gone to a non-chain coffee shop & saw some ridiculous hipster using a typewriter & wondered what he/she is working on? This is it. Terrible dialogue that a horrible hipster was patting his/herself on the back about. Danny McBride is in it, so that's cool.