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The Yearly Harvest (2020)
boring
What a boring, drawn out movie. There wasn't really anything entertaining about 'The Yearly Harvest', the acting was amateurish, the story not even mildly captivating, no scares, no connection to any of the characters (no, I did not feel empathy for any of them) - there really was no need to make this two hours long. Not recommended, even if you're bored.
Jeepers Creepers 3 (2017)
worst of the three
What an absolute disappointment! I loved the Jeepers Creepers and was really looking forward to this. It was boring, every single character was unlikeable and pointless, there was no suspense, nothing. I don't even know what to say, this was absolutely TERRIBLE.
Don't even think about spending money to see this trash and re-watch the first (and maybe the second).
Atrocious (2010)
the title says it all . . .
Such a nice location, the house as well as the outsides, and this is all they came up with . . .
I ended up skipping through it at some point because it didn't just bore me, but actually made me mad. The last 15 minutes don't warrant for an hour of pure senseless boredom. If they were trying to build up tension, they failed . . .
If you actually want to sit through this, make sure you get a dubbed version - I now know how aggravating I find the Spanish language.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)
Over-hyped garbage.
This year (2017) I finally caved in and watched Trick 'r Treat . . . and what a straight up boring movie it was. Not a single story was entertaining. I am perplexed that this is rated so highly and everyone seems to be crazy about it - quite honestly, it feels like they just jumped on the bandwagon because it's 'cool' to like Trick'r'Treat, same with Halloween. Sam and the dog are cute, that's the only good I can say.
The Garlock Incident (2012)
Great setting - Awful movie
An abandoned mining town is a cool spot to film a movie, whether it's about ghosts haunting the houses or the mines, crazy people living there, a cult, it being a body dump and so on . . . after watching the Garlock incident, I actually don't know what this film in particular was about. To be fair, about 20 minutes in I started to browse the net and only partially paid attention because it was boring as heck, but still. I guess it was about them losing it after being lost, then again, they parked right at the parking lot close to the road, are they that stupid, that they can't walk half an hour? Someone here (judging by the 100% rating he gave, a person who is affiliated with the crew) said that the 'actors' were not given a script and everything was improvised . . . well, that shows. There's literally nothing going on, then random screaming and whining.
Not even good enough to have it on as background noise - avoid like the plague.
Underground Lizard People (2011)
Disappointing movie
The movie starts out pretty promising, I liked the introduction, the people getting interviewed did a good job, it all felt natural and real - then that terrible intro song started playing . . . It was then I knew this movie was going to be crap, it went from seeming to be well done to total trash within seconds (the girls getting dressed, because you need to have skin showing or a movie isn't good, right?). I decided to sit through it, it's a pretty short movie, but really, save your time. It's not worth it, if you want to get immersed in some underground tunnel action go and read 'Reliquary' by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child. A lot more satisfying.