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Condor (2018–2020)
2/10
Very Poor Remake
14 August 2020
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I rated this 2/10 based on full 2 seasons. But really, first 3-4 episodes of first season would be more like a 6/10, after which all the rest fall to 1/10. To rate this fairly, I rewatched the movie, right after finishing binge watching both seasons. Movie is epic level, show sucks beyond initial few episodes.

For those who did not know, this show is just a remake of film starring Robert Redford called "Three Days of Condor" from 1975. Film is really solid with quick enough pacing, and simply follows ONE character, who is not a genius, or anything really above average, just a nerdy CIA bookworm type, ie. not field operative, not a killer, not a super spy, just sort of guy who likes to read ton of books and deals with cryptography.

The series instead chooses to split its focus over dozens of characters, and it falls apart right from the start because most of those characters are simply irrelevant to the story. If you pick up James Bond film, you are probably watching it to see scenes with James Bond, and not to watch family scenes in personal life of a Janitor who happens to clean James Bond's office five days per week. If someone gets killed, we do not need to watch 20 minutes about their wife crying, their children asking about daddy, ... COME ON!

If series mentions, repeatedly, through multiple characters, that main character is some kind of genius, prodigy, mastermind, then writing of his character should reflect that. It does not. What they did is steal all good lines from movie for initial couple episodes, ... then there was nothing left. From that point on you got 'genius' who behaves like a child unable to control his emotions, willing to place all of his friends and family in danger, but lacking nerve to pull the trigger when required. Just lame if you put him side by side with Redford's version. Anyway, this show never needed to get made, its right up there with other bad remakes we got over past two years.
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Max Schmeling (2010)
2/10
Weak
14 August 2020
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Basically, this film is about as accurate as main character could pass for what Max actually looked like.

Its like they were going for Arnold Schwarzenegger Austrian type, ... Max Schmeling simply did not look anything like that. If you are going to make a film where central focus is story of one man, least you can try to do is to have main character act, speak, walk, talk, look like actual person in question did. They utterly failed to do that here.

Second rather serious issue is that while now movie stars are treated as high society, in 1930's Germany, movie stars were seen as very low class, alongside all actors, entertainers, beggars (they were actually all called beggars because show itself would usually be free, and then after they would pass around a bucket, begging for donations). In this movie, Max's future wife, Anny Ondra, is treated like she is Marilyn Monroe. That is very far removed from what her life was in reality. Her association with Max is what actually gave her career and popularity a HUGE boost.

Film also nearly entirely avoids things like Max refusing to join Nazi Party, Max having mostly non-Germans and Jews as friends, ... he was unique sort of individual, type who probably would not have survived those times in Germany were he not seen as "SuperMan", and promoted as friend of Hitler and other higher ups of Nazi Party by media.

Really, if you are going to choose to make a historical film, about individual who should be portrayed accurately, it is really inexcusable. And film should have included far more clear explanation of how Max went from literally losing everything when war ended, to quickly making back MILLIONS inside of mere TWO YEARS, buying Coca Cola Franchise with that money and salvaging and rebuilding his image from false portrayal of him as a 'Nazi" to one closer to the truth. Man deserves better than this sad excuse for a film.
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1/10
Why would you release this?
4 August 2020
Nobody is even trying to act! Literally. They are not even trying. You can go to primary school watch them 9 year old kids try harder than this.

What you got here is not even a movie. It is insulting to movies to call this thing a movie. Instead, its like someone is pointing cheap camera at people who dressed up with less effort than children do at Halloween, then they seem to not know their lines at all, and they are being fed them, but they PAUSE every few seconds for their slow brains to process what they need to say, ... then they just plainly SAY the words, ZERO ACTING HERE.

And worst part is that they put no effort to even edit it. You got long, very, very, very long, scenes where you are watching extreme close-up of someones face, while they have blank expression on, trying to remember, or waiting to be fed their line. Look, this is just horrible, I cant think of single redeeming thing to say about it. What a waste of time.
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1/10
2 Hours of Non Stop CRYING and SCREAMING
27 July 2020
First thing everyone should really understand about staying alive in a bad situation, such as major flood, earthquake, war, alien invasion, or zombies eating everyone around you is that crying and screaming nonstop is counter productive if your objective is to stay alive. Not only do you let everyone in several mile radius know precisely where you are, but you alienate anyone who might be willing to help you by driving them insane with aforementioned nonstop crying and screaming.

This film is very little beyond two solid hours of nonstop crying and screaming. We got men crying and screaming, we got women crying and screaming, we got children crying and screaming.

Seriously, this movie goes beyond stupid. Even "The Road" is better, and that one also really did not need to get made. But at least in The Road there is lot less crying and screaming.
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The Twilight Zone (2019–2020)
1/10
This is NOT Twilight Zone
6 July 2020
I watched all Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, Tales from the Crypt, Hitchhiker, and ton of other similar shows, and this series looks and feels like a student project by very untalented and incompetent freshmen.

Even if we completely exclude simple fact that every single episode is pushing political point, not subtly but heavy handed, and that main objective seems to be to trash white men in general, even if we entirely disregard races and genders involved (even tho they appear to be major focus of this show), stories, as written, standing on their own are just plain bad, uninspired, weak, ...

I delayed rating this until I finished in full whole two seasons. I am a huge fan of Twilight Zone. So I kept trying to give this trainwreck a chance to get better. It did not. This show should be cancelled, and if there is one thing they should learn from it it would be to please stop wrecking established shows. Go make your own, new shows we can judge on their merits alone.
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3/10
Starts Well, But Gets Dull Quickly
2 April 2019
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I would normally give something this weak a 1/10. It gets a 3 because it did have couple funny scenes in it and it was not a total waste of my time.

Problem is, it is great concept executed really badly. Acting is on par with maybe high school drama class. Actors deliver their lines extremely stiff. It was actually worse than soap operas.

Concept of restaurant owner making a deal with creature that is a cross between a vampire and something from H.P. Lovecraft books is awesome. And this could have been really solid film. But it is like someone wrote a skeletal script on a napkin, and then filled it up to extend the story with nothing but really, really bad filler scenes.

Ending felt forced. Not preplanned, and well thought out, but like someone simply decided "ok, I wrote enough, time to end this thing" and came up with one of dumbest endings for a movie of this type I have ever seen. And I see a LOT of films.

I understand that this was likely very low budget attempt and probably people involved had fun making it, and if this was one of those free straight-to-YouTube films it would be ok. But as a demonstration of anyones skill at film making, it utterly fails.

I wanted to like this film more. I really did.
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The Handmaid's Tale (2017–2025)
1/10
Boring
23 March 2019
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I have not read the book, but I looked it up and it is fairly old book now, from 80's. Had I read that book in 90's maybe I would have found it interesting. But today?

We have artificial insemination, and plenty of willing surrogates, you can become a foster parent, or adopt a child even if you are relatively poor, and quite frankly there are so many unwanted kids stuck in grouphomes, fosterhomes, and similar places who would be more than happy to be placed with someone who would care for them and love them.

Concept of religious Christians gaining control in USA today is just not plausible. Far more likely scenario is that men are discriminated against and mass executed, just like in literally every single historical occurrence I can think of that can be compared to this boring TV series.

I think far bigger problem is that even my female feminist friends who more often than not I have to agree to disagree with actually agree that this deserves a 1, although their reason is that it is so boring they just cannot force themselves to watch it. So who exactly is target demographic for this? I noticed that real reviews from people who should like this topic tend to be 4-5/10 and only bots and fakes are giving it a 10.

It does have decently high production values and I doubt it was cheap to make, but this was a bad mistake. It should have been updated to resonate much better with modern audiences, and rewritten so it has lot of interesting scenes, maybe more action, ... less pointless.

Also, I only know main actress from Mad Men, and I found her passable in that role, but in this, she ... well, she really cant act. She has just couple facial expressions she rotates through. Not that I can blame show being so boring just on her, but its not helping things.

I gave it a 1 for same reason I'd give any badly designed political propaganda a 1. It is not entertaining. It is boring. It fails to achieve any intended purpose, unless that purpose was to bore us all. For comparison, American Sniper was utter nonsense and entirely just propaganda material, but at least parts of it were entertaining. This, after watching two full seasons, I cannot come up with single redeeming quality.
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Level 16 (2018)
1/10
Waste of time
7 March 2019
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Acting is below B-grade, story is much weaker version of recycled ideas.

If you want very similar story told better watch Parts: The Clonus Horror or its remake The Island.
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Cold Pursuit (2019)
1/10
Really bad remake
5 March 2019
Simply see original, 2014 Norwegian film 'In Order of Disappearance'. See it, then watch this one right after and maybe you get why I give this 1 star review.

Maybe I just saw Liam in too many movies that are too similar to each other and predictable, but I did not enjoy this one. As an actor he is so much better than this sort of role. And what really made it much worse is that I saw original very recently, it was still fresh in my mind, so I could not ignore just how much this one is inferior.

It is actually worse remake than one they did for Oldboy, and that is saying a lot.

Plus, do keep in mind I actually wanted to give this film higher rating just because I read that many either boycotted it or gave it low rating without having seen it solely over some comments Liam made years ago, and I strongly disagree with judging persons work based on what they do in their personal life, but this film taken at its own value deserves a zero, regardless who got to play main role in it.It is awful, predictable, boring snoozer.
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