Reviews

Dribble at start me waffling, emotional blah. King of wakandu dead, so 50 people in the entire country turn up... Did they run out of cgi people?

Blue people seem to have leather outfits that stop an 1800mph bullet but not a kick from a person, physics overload here.

So I stab a spear through the back seat of an old car avoiding fuel tank and creating a ramp for a cop car to drive up. What? And how the hell does this magical tech operate a classic car then, real crap.

Wait, more dribble... Waiting for next bit of story, crying, blah, blah etc Hang on, more crying... While I wait for the boo hoos to stop, I can't help wonder how that 19 year old student had such an awesome garage.

Some nice photography though.

Hang on, long drawn out history lesson coming up... Wait, blue boy was an evolutionary change but as a kid he had grown ups around him with pointy ears, so... Not the first then, he got the evolved ears but grown ups already had them, how? Such continuity errors.

Hang on, more slow talking dribble and wishy washy stuff.

I've come to the conclusion that whilst a 12+, any older and you'll question things. I'd say it's more like 8+ kiddies film.

That queen, if she spent more time learning tech rather than changing clothes and hat, she'd be better off. The blue peeps, have a mask with 200ml of water in to breath... Uhu.

That ship that lifts people up with a beam... That's from the 70s right?

I'm out.

Crap film.

Of course without the multi million budget and effects with top actors trying too hard it makes this film look bad but its not, there are mistakes but the story is strong. Problem is with good stories, they are up against a world of effects and time travel stories a impossible to get right. . Eg the goofs say that when the red alert goes off a soldier is seen walking and this is wrong. Is it? Would everyone run about, like the big blockbusters? I don't think so, they would walk swiftly to command or exit, like a fire drill. This is the problem with bigger films, they are too unrealistic. This is more believable as a story.

How does the man in the wheelchair know things were different though? Maybe he is outside of normal time?

Time travel eh!

I find this film entertaining, sure there's stuff wrong but no more than most films. Quite fed up with films that have to explain everything, this film you have to fill the gaps and watch carefully. Love the weapons, they can knock someone down as well as kill, if you think of it this way, the aliens may have had a tech that allowed them to travel in space, maybe shared with a neighbouring planet. The mind machine hints to that, they can't learn things well so they use this. So here you have these dumb aliens striping planets of gold, all makes sense to me. A few things wrong, like the planes that are 1000 years old but work. Film needs to be 4h long to explain how they spent a year fixing up the planes, but the milenials can't sit and watch a film for that long so they skip a whole chunk out of the potential story line. I feel sorry for the people whos' reviews that slate things that only need imagination to get. The nuclear thing is good too, imagine a race that did not discover this, its easy to see how if they were given tech that allowed them to travel to other planets, advantage humans. Original story, crappy mine, small minded profiteers underestimating what appears to be dumb animals. Love the film, watched it many times. Just watch it and try hard to imagine what could be.

Just wish, like every other film no matter how good, a girl that lives off the land in squaller has perfect trimmed eyebrows, lovely skin and luscious hair... All wrong and it's the first thing I see in all movies.