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Redline (2007)
2/10
Worse movie I have ever seen, and I have seen House of the Dead and Gigli
27 April 2007
It was almost worth sitting through this entire god-awful "film" just to know that I can never experience anything as bad as this again. Acting - 0, script - 0, fight scenes - 0, male lead - 0 (cheddar bob from eight mile as a suave war hero who gets the girl), Nadia Bjorlin - 10 (She is gorgeous and not a terrible actress). This is the criteria I used to average it out to a two. I lost count but I believe ever movie cliché, ever, is in this movie. When the driver that supposedly killed her father miraculously shows up at the end to race against her, from out of nowhere it cemented the previous statement. Plus he just shows up for no reason. He was never even mentioned before. I don't know what else to say here. Just watch it when it comes out on TV in a couple years. At least that way some of it will be edited out for commercials.
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Untamed Heart (1993)
3/10
Terrible terrible film
25 March 2006
This movie was ridiculous from beginning to end. The characters were all so unlikeable that there was nothing to make up for the corny unimaginative story. The Slater character freaked me out so much. how could she fall for me. he practically stalked her prior to the relationship. The whole hockey date night made me laugh though, possibly the cheesiest movie moment ever. The relationship made no sense either. She is sick of dating loser and weirdos so she picks a psychotic, creepy, socially inept busboy. Someone explain how anyone can like this piece of trash. The only reason I gave it a 3 instead of a 1 is that I have a huge crush on Marissa Tomei.
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