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Reviews
Polar (2019)
insufferable
Men trying to write a woman that's not a love interest, cool girl, or sex object is like a dog trying not to eat it's own vomit.
Cashback (2006)
Fake Deep Drivel
The movie tries to sell that the main character is just 'in love with the female form' but if that's the case then why is their consent to be viewed in such a way revoked? Why, when he undresses them, is it only the chest and vagina he reveals? Why, in his fantasy, does every woman have the same perky boobs and cleanly shaved body? Even in the scene with the exchange student who was his "trigger" we're given shot upon shot of only her boobs and genitals. The rest of the body, even her face, is cut out. And even then, all the women are conventionally attractive, ripped straight from a bikini model mag. This man doesn't "love the female form," he's a fake deep horny art student who, despite all his talk, has never had a single original thought in his life; much less one that wasn't just "haha boobies." He 'loves the female form' at the most base level possible, there's nothing new, these are the same women you see on billboards and in razor ads where they shave over their already hairless legs. We are meant to believe he's an artistic free-thinker but all he's done is try and strong arm some deep meaning onto his fetish.
The Detained (2017)
had the absolute time of my life
I would like to preface this review with: it's so bad!! it's so, so bad!!!
The characters and the way they interact and their dialogue is all completely unsalvageable! But I had so much fun watching this thing!! From just the scene of them getting off the bus you already know what you're in for. This one kid does the sign of the cross and hold up the line and it's really painfully awkward (and is also gay so of course his bible (which he carries everywhere) is bedazzled) and this other character (who's my personal favorite) is obviously played by someone who just barely kind of knows how to skateboard even though it's the characters whole schtick. Like if you really want to laugh just watch them in the background, it's incredible. In the bus scene they like throw down the skateboard and then pounce onto it (seriously, they tuck their legs in and everything), but you can still tell the actor didn't know what to do beyond that so you kind of see them just outside of frame bend down to pick it back up and walk. Only to, once in the hallway, put the skateboard back down by crouching instead of just, you know, dropping it, and then they proceed to skate for about six whole seconds where they get dangerously closer and closer to a wall they obviously don't know how to avoid. This is just the first five minutes.
I genuinely recommend watching this horrible, horrible, horrible movie just to guess how many scenes they had to reshoot because of the skateboarding kid. Loved it.