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Heartless (2005)
If you see this movie you would be a Rome !
UNfortunately it is movies like these that make English retirees move and populate Scotland ! Absolute trite and as far removed from reality as you can imagine it . However I do not regonise the spot and would appreciate if someone could identify , to me it was a collage of places and not set in one spot.Acting was good however and Angus very convincing . Suppourting cast was staid and totally without true interest. As ssiad before if pople think this is true Scotland then they need to look again !.
Overall- trite !!these sort of movies funded bu Scottish money but do the reverse for Scotland !!
March in Windy City (1998)
Shockingly bad
Very interesting......... so maybe this is what happens to very successful UK stars that fall off the radar . Cannot believe that David Jason/David Macallum would have gotten involved in this genre !! Mix of bad American cop series vs Man from Uncle spy,American made obviously with Septic production. A movie that defies belief which surely did not make a profit.Cannot make my mind up if it was classified as a spoof or a comedy because it is certainly NOT a thriller !! I can only think that both main actors had commitments to their pension funds that needed servicing !! David Jason has surely lowered himself to the edge of his profession in this with epics of old like INspector Frost and other high class UK "made for TV" series and specials
Open Water (2003)
one of the worst
Now you don't mind these sort of movies because you kinda know what's gonna happen but when it deviates so far from the rulebook you gotta question the research that went into a) diving procedures and b) Human nature ! a)Every deep-water dive boat has a sign in sign out policy. Only dive with those that follow that code. what dive-master tidies up his boat the next morning . With that number of tanks and a commercial operation you would by necessity have to refill the tanks overnight . Therefore unbelievable ! b) The ending is totally unbelievable...get a grip nobody would do that ....yet again the shark shown totally without fact ...see Peter Benchly's new book unraveling all the myths he feels guilty about propagating !!