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mohammadumairkhan
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Sleeping Beauty (2011)
You can defend your art by calling it art.
But I still call it bullcrap.
Maybe its because I was already turned off by Emily with her character in Sucker Punch. She is a terrible actor and I find it annoying that throughout the movie "Sleeping Beauty", they all had to say out loud how beautiful she is and how much they are taken aback by her. She is not. Not really if you judge her by superficial standards. Or maybe its because the writers and actors figured that "Hey, who gives a crap? Why even give our 60% when the word "Art" will take care of it all?" Honestly, I believe the director is to blame. Also, Emily. Sex and violence sell...this movie has none. Just scenes that are thought out to be creepy but are not (Maybe the director was trying to regenerate the Eyes Wide Shut or Sodom vibe but settled for silent hidden farts on screen), and even though nudity is abundant, the lack of character growth and plot line kill the whole experience.
The Whisperer in Darkness (2011)
Twilight meets HP Lovecraft
First off, this is my first review I have ever bothered to write on IMDb. And the reason is simply this...This is a pretty damn good movie. I loved "Dagon" the movie, my first exposer to HP Lovecraft freshman year of college and then started reading his stuff. 8 years later, I keep all his work proudly displayed on my book shelf so my daughter does not have to wait till freshmen year to hear about HP Lovecraft. As people who have read his work already know, the stories are impossible to translate into a movie, hence, terrible movies. I kept coming across weird horror movies that advertised themselves as "From the mind of HP Lovecraft" (one that is just called Lovecraft) and found them to be entirely lame, cheesy and an insult to the awesomeness that is Lovecraft. This movie however was a lot of fun. So fun in fact that around 20 min in, i decided to pause it and get myself a drink and change of cloths and turned my phone to vibrate which is kind of my ritual for movies that I get into and a nod that the movie truly has caught my attention and no more distractions will be tolerated. The acting is pretty good and the whole black and white deal gives it more of a "Twilight Zone special written by HP Lovecraft" feel. The creatures aren't Avatar standard CGI but honestly, Lovecraft monsters live in your head and to manifest them and visualize them only ends up diminishing the true horror of it all. All is all, I highly recommend this movie...HP Lovecraft fan or not.
p.s. "From Beyond" isn't too bad either.