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Cocaine Bear (2023)
Much better than expected
Ok, so the based on true story part includes cocaine dropped near Blue Ridge, GA and a black bear finding it and the drug smuggler who died when parachuting out of a plane in Knoxville. What makes the movie fun for me is that these locations are literally in my backyard.
In reality the black bear consumed 30 "packages" of cocaine. Autopsy indicated that he died a nearly instant death of cocaine induced heart attack and subsequent cardiac arrest. The heart had virtually exploded.
Now this movie takes about every liberty possible, but it is a fun movie with multiple WTF moments. Just enjoy the movie and laugh. It definitely is worth the watch.
You Can't Kill Stephen King (2012)
What a B movie!
This movie is not just a B movie, but they let you know it's a B movie in the setup. Love the introductions at the beginning. If you are expecting an award winning movie with top of the line casting, you will be disappointed. If you just go with the flow it's not a bad movie.
Of course it has the "token" black guy, 3 beautiful women, a nerd, a war hero, who seek to find the hidden lake house of author Stephen King. The local townsfolk all seem to have selective amnesia when the group starts asking too many questions. Oh, let's add the incompetence of the local police. Someone is picking off the 6 friends just like the plots from the 210+ Stephen King stories.
Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis (2005)
It takes effort
It takes effort to write, direct, produce something this horrible. Uncle Charles looks like he just got Botox with his constant smile. If it wasn't for the extremely attractive female cast, couldn't keep watching. The other movies were goofy, this is just horrible. Oh, like it would be this easy for a bunch of kids to break into a ultra secure ultra secret research facility. They made it look easier than shoplifting from Walmart. Not to mention a high school kid running the security department. The reanimated possum scene has been the best part of the movie so far. Oh yea, how many possible shots can a revolver fire before being reloaded?
Trucks (1997)
Worst movie ever!
There just aren't enough words in the thesaurus under "ridiculous" to explain this movie. Maximum Overdrive was one of my favorite movies as a kid even though it was silly. The writer, producer, director, and actors of this movie should all hang their heads in shame for participating in this sham. If anyone received a paycheck from this production they should donate it to charity for redemption. At one point the responding HAZMAT team truck has a self contained suit inflate with air, pick up an axe and walk around, plus perform two murders requiring dexterity and upper body strength. Of course the stereotypical rednecks have to be represented in the movie and they are represented well.