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13 Eerie
13 Eerie (2013)
4/10
Almost Good
25 August 2020
Warning: Spoilers
The movie presents an interesting environment, and a likable cast of characters (at least for the first 10 minutes), the problem lies in what seems to be the self-proclaimed excuse "it's just a zombie movie", as if that was reason enough to lack a proper plot, logical thinking and acting from the characters; and forget about development from those characters.

You'll be exposed to the usual dumb decision taking, absurd skepticism, clumsy reactions at life or dead situations, and... gore, but who cares, it's just a zombie movie, right?
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Cypress Creek
Cypress Creek (2014)
1/10
Seizure Material
25 August 2020
I don´t think words can completely express how bad this movie is, it tries to be a mash up between cabin fever and the ring, and it fails miserably, the acting goes beyond bad, with cheesy lines and fortuitous gore, who ever believes splattering the screen with blood and attacking the spectator with lighting needs to be taught better. "Seizure Material" seems to be the best description for this piece of garbage.
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Beneath: A Cave Horror
Beneath: A Cave Horror (2018)
1/10
One of the worst I've seen
25 June 2020
It's hard to decide what's worst, the acting, the storyline, the set, the costume or maybe all together. This movie feels like the project of a group of 12 year old kids whose imagination ran dry. It's inconsistent even with its own characters, they are presented like rigid archetypes, the bully, the silly girl, the coward nerdy guy, and as the movie advances, they start mixing their roles. Good thing is they die fast, so they have little chance to be worse. Stay as far as you can from this piece of ....
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Cave
Cave (2015)
1/10
Outdated Jumpscare
13 January 2020
12 years old teens can make it better, at about 2 minutes of this "short" you'll be "scared" with a static photo of bloody eyed woman in white...
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