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Cabin Fever (2002)
Everyones got talk
This movie is O.K. by me, it's silly, it's got some dumb moments, but it definitely has it's moments. The shaving scenes (inspired by real life events in Roths life) were pretty gruesome and cool effects. The script could use a lot of work, mostly the fact that even though they wouldn't' be drunk, they would feel really awful after only drinking beer, the simply dehydration factor alone would make you somewhat ill. I thought it was kind of cool that water was the enemy because they didn't know it. I understand the ending which seems to be a major point of confusion, but the part i don't understand is the necessity of the evil little kid at the store, maybe i just missed the story of that. All an all it was a descent movie probably won't own it, but i'd definitely watch it again.
God, Sex & Apple Pie (1998)
Interesting
Okay so this isn't gods gift to movies, but it does raise some interesting points and puts people in an interesting situation. The only problem i seem to have is it doesn't tie up the loose ends on all characters. The characters are relatively believable and the script does have some interestings twists. IT reminded me somewhat of the breakfast club except everyone would have a prior relationship. The nudity was surprisingly tasteful, and yet they still managed to include a beauty in a bondage outfit. I wouldn't say this movie is a classic, but if your in the mood for a drama movie that explores human character i believe this is a good watch. Judging by the name you would assume it's a sexy comedy or possibly a spoof of another movie, but it isn't. The movie isn't as good as title would lead you to believe, but is definitely an interesting watch.
Pauly Shore Is Dead (2003)
Not as bad as you would think
Alright, don't get me wrong this is not a great masterpiece. But on some level i would say it is a cinematic success. The plot is silly but portions of it aren't so bad, the first 30 minutes or so i thought i was going to fall asleep or turn it off, but the ending does ask some interesting questions and poke fun at Hollywood. It's almost worth the rental just to try to count all the celebrities. It's got some humorous parts, but some truthfull parts. It's not shot the best, but it's got a very jam session feel, meaning it's not perfect but you can groove to it. I'm impressed by Pauly being that he's probably the only person to ever Take the independent road backwards, rather than starting independent and then making it big, he was big then he went smaller, which is creative on it's own pace.
Stuck on You! (1983)
Hmmmk
Okay Okay, we can admit it's not good. IT is cheesy, and will hit perfectly on certain peoples sense of humor. It wasn't my type of comedy, but some of my friends love it! There are some good points to be made, they couldn't afford the zany antics quite as well as airplane, sure it looks like a college kid shot it, but at least its an honest attempt to make someone laugh. It's like a knock knock joke, obviously not good, but i'll laugh to be polite. I recommend this movie, if you tend to like obscure comedies and low-budget films. Troma has not been the best for comedy from what i've seen, but then again there "horror" and "action" movies can be really funny as well! At least it's not like Hollywood, i mean...there never was a sequel -the miller
Uncle Saddam (2000)
Intriguing
This movie is very interesting. I do feel that most dictators are very "quirky" and even the American President does have "bunkers of sorts" I do think it is interesting to learn about him and the cultures. The cleaning issues are a very personal thing. Look at Howard Hughes or Sienfeild for that matter. Over all a good watch, but just like Bowling for columbine, And Farenheit 911 you have to take these as mostly opinion biased. The movie unfortunately has that obnoxious feel of a college film because of the stock footage and very aged. This gives it a very good feel, but does not mix with the things he shot on DV very well. All in all i'd have to give it an 8, it's good, i like it, i'd like to own it, but I won't be swallowing this information whole.