Hands down the worst movie I've ever seen. I kept waiting/hoping for it to become good at some point, but 3/4 of the way in I realized that clearly wasn't going to happen.
Please know, dear reader, that I can watch low budget/no budget films with weak plots, bad acting, and not great cinematography and still find a way to have enjoyed the experience, but I couldn't squeeze anything out of this dud no matter how earnestly I tried.
About 30 mins before the ending, I actually became angry about that fact, sitting in the theater feeling like I had been diddled and hornswoggled by whoever was behind this turkey. I was compelled for the only time in my life to request a refund from the theater for stealing my money by virtue of them having the gall to exchange money to allow their patrons to partake of this swill.
When the end finally arrived, I was significantly relieved because the torture was finally over and now I could drive home, angry.
I love SK stories. This was no retelling of anything worthy of associating his name with it. He should've sued the studio and everyone involved for defamation. 0/10 stars. Awful.
Please know, dear reader, that I can watch low budget/no budget films with weak plots, bad acting, and not great cinematography and still find a way to have enjoyed the experience, but I couldn't squeeze anything out of this dud no matter how earnestly I tried.
About 30 mins before the ending, I actually became angry about that fact, sitting in the theater feeling like I had been diddled and hornswoggled by whoever was behind this turkey. I was compelled for the only time in my life to request a refund from the theater for stealing my money by virtue of them having the gall to exchange money to allow their patrons to partake of this swill.
When the end finally arrived, I was significantly relieved because the torture was finally over and now I could drive home, angry.
I love SK stories. This was no retelling of anything worthy of associating his name with it. He should've sued the studio and everyone involved for defamation. 0/10 stars. Awful.
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