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Old Fashioned (2014)
Creepy guy refuses to be in a room with women
Are you a Christian woman looking for a romance with a charming, respectful, old fashioned guy? Well if you can settle for the guy part, then this movie might be what you've been looking for!
In this tale of love and no actual conflict, a beautiful, young, Christian girl named Amber, moves into her new home above an antique store. She meets the stores owner Clay and quickly finds out that he has so little self control, he can't be in a room with a woman, he's not related to. This means no being friends with women, no female doctors and no treating women like actual human beings. To Clay, women are wives, mothers, aunts, grandmothers or sex objects and nothing more.
Our protagonist just got out of a very violent relationship, with an overly controlling man and is therefore so mentally unstabled and timit that she sees anyone, who doesn't out right mistreat her as a possible mate. You can f. ex. see this when Clay shows her that he has a list to remind himself to treat women with basic human decency and she isn't frightened. Another example is when he tells her that he thinks dates are only sexual encounters and not coffee or dinner. Amber doesn't correct him for some reason, despite having been on dates before. The couple breaks up breefly, not because Clay suddenly snaps and tries to eat Amber's face, but because Amber finds out he once made some "Girls gone wild" videos. Alas Amber does not escape the clutches of Clay and the movie ends with him proposing in the baby food isles in a grocery store. Guess he was too horny to wait any longer, or something. Maybe he still just saw her as a baby-maker2000, either way he wanted to get married and get buissy right now.
Amy Schumer: Mostly Sex Stuff (2012)
I have heard most of these jokes before and the rest can be found on google
So many of these jokes have been stolen from less famous comedians and even large youtubers. The fact that this woman is one of the most famous female comedians in America sadness me. She is not only getting a do-whatever-you-want-pass from some feminists in the name of feminism, only for being a slightly overweight, self-proclaimed feminist woman, but is also damaging the reputation of female comedians in general. This nauseating show is so full of plagiarist material it surprises me that it's even legal. I'm done. Hope she tries harder in the future.