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Resident Evil (2022)
One thing ruins this excellent series
This is by far the best production of Resident Evil so far but the big flaw is that the character of Jade is so unlikeable both as the teenager and as the adult that it makes viewing this extremely difficult. Love the performance of Lance Reddick but from the opening scene if only the lead character was likable this would have been a successful series.
Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)
This show belongs on Nickelodeon.
They never learned their lesson from the prequels that a child could make or break the whole production and in this case tiny leia definitely broke it. They should have went with a 12-14 year old Leia and hired a 16 year old that could act to play her. Instead we have romper room with light sabers. This show and star wars in general are just junk now. I'ts just running on nostalgic fumes.
Yakuza Princess (2021)
Asian girl teams up with white guy to kill asian guys.
Why do white guys keep writing the same story? We've seen this in every movie with an asian girl and white guy. Wolverine comes to mind and many others.
Army of the Dead (2021)
Dumb ..
As brilliant as Justice League was this was just dumb. You had the bratty stubborn teenager that ends up killing everyone. People taking their sweet time while being chased by zombies while nuke coming to blow them up. One of the most predictable movies ever. Why no one comes and help shoot their comrades fall 10 feet away. They just yell.. "Come on!" And you cannot rent a plane with cash. And you had that 10 minute credits intro like the Watchman. Just get on with the movie, don't have to tell us who the casting agent is before the movie starts. Anyhow.. just dumb. Looks like this was made with no script.
Creed II (2018)
Why Keep Making These if There's Nothing New??
How can you root for Creed? He's got absolutely no character. He just acts like a thug most of the time. Wasn't too keen on the first one and this one is worse. Of course he's going to lose and then come back and win. This whole movie just seems muted and lacking in anything exciting or inspiring. Sorry but nostalgia can't save this film. However.. the bright spot of this movie was Dolf Lungren as when i see him in movie he's just a soldier killer.. but this is the first time he's actually got to act like a human. Otherwise.. I think. Michael B. Jordan is overrated as an actor.. the guy has no range.
Bram Stoker's Van Helsing (2021)
I thought this was ..
Going to at least be of a certain quality... got the Bram Stoker name attached.. but the opening scene.. seemed a bit 'cheap'. The framing just seemed off. Bad lighting, should have gone with the master shot, not the mid closeup. The actor didn't seem to have any screen presence... didn't even make it past the first minute... looked up the film and good thing i saved myself the time..
Cosmic Sin (2021)
No Research Was Done for this Film
I'm only 15 minutes into this movie and i think i lost 15 percent of my brain cells already. The director must have serious connections in hollywood to have gotten this made.
Lovecraft Country (2020)
Trumps people will hate this show ....
Probably why it's not rated higher than an 8. All i can say is it's the best performance from a cast since GoT. Cannot wait for Kang the Conquerer from Jonathan Majors. First time i was genuinely scared from a scene in many years. Smollett is also immensely talented and didn't know she was also in the Harley Quinn movie.
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
Fantastic Immersive Movie...
Just a completely different film with much better pacing with flowing story arcs for everyone that fits extremely well. I would have given it 10 stars but i still feel the Amazonian scenes are a bit awkward because their civilization is a bit dated as if they are stuck in time and never evolved. Otherwise.. i think it's a great film. The fact that the only extra scenes shot for this edit were probably not needed makes me wonder why they needed Joss in the first place. If they had all this footage already, the editors could have put together a very good film.
Tomiris (2019)
Lots of Angry people because this wasn't historically accurate but..
If you can separate movies from real life, this was an amazing movie. Lead actress was just phenomenal and it's her only acting credit. After the rubbish of Mulan and WW84 the cinematic world needed this movie. Watch it if you can.. Definitely give this a try.
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
Probably the Worst so far...
Stupid story with stupid tropes that a white studio executive that lives in the 80s would come up with. Not a single sequence that made you say "oh wow, that was cool". Rather these action sequences were something you'd see from a 60s TV show. It was so pathetic i'm saying to myself.. this can't be in this day and age. I could have swore they stole a song from Intersteller. Hanz just gave up also on this monstrosity. Having the asian kid as the central premise was expected when you see him at first but at the end you will just say.. "they really did do it.. unbelievable". Patty jenkins doesn't deserve another WW movie. She wouldn't even made the second crew on a Marvel production. You think the "Martha" reveal in Batman vs. Superman was bad.. this takes it to another level lower.
The New Mutants (2020)
Third Grader Wrote the Script
Such good talent regarding the actors but this story was something you'd see coming from sesame street. Even after 45 minutes, there's no story. All they had was a tagline but no story. Looks like a third grade class was asked to brainstorm the second and final act. Looked like they tried to edit a movie with all the rejected scenes from another movie. Save 90 minutes of your life and skip this one.
Love, Death & Robots: Alternate Histories (2019)
written by annoying middle schoolers that think they're funny but aren't
What can i say. just annoying and smug. skip this one you will thank me later.
Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)
Oblivious teens in a zombie movie
The most frustrating type of people to put in a movie are oblivious idiots and thats what the main characters are. The songs just went on for too long also that were not catchy or just out of place.
Bad Samaritan (2018)
Hard to watch when the lead is so dumb.
Was just painful watching this character get through this movie. Otherwise it was a good enough movie to keep you engaged.
Fear the Walking Dead: Close Your Eyes (2018)
Dumb episode.
God i hate when they don't make people talk. Give us more adult focused episodes. No more kids.
The Death of Superman (2018)
Superman is Boring
He just gets into a fistfight. In this movie, he dies of course, but oh no, he's not dead! He just somehow is alive again. Huh? That's why DC is struggling.
Birth of the Dragon (2016)
Movie is about white guy saving asian girl from bad asian men.
Not about Bruce Lee. Don't know why every movie about Bruce Lee has to be some fictionalized caricature. But that's not the worst of this movie. The worst is that it's not even about Bruce Lee but about a white guy as the lead with Bruce Lee and Wong Jack Man as sidekicks.