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Blood Lake (1987)
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR SEGA GENESIS MUSIC CAW CAW???
DO YOU WANT TO SEE AN OVERWEIGHT MAN IN A BUTTON UP SHIRT WITH A FEDORA CAW CAW????
THIS MOVIE IS FOR YOU CAW CAW
EVERY TIME SOMEBODY GETS STALKED IN THIS MOVIE THE BEST SEGA GENESIS MUSIC OF ALL TIME PLAYS CAW CAW
FARTY MUSIC LIKE ONLY SEGA GENESIS COULD CAW CAW.
A Quiet Place Part II (2020)
THIS SEQUEL REALLY LIKES THE GAME THE LAST OF US
HONESTLY THIS SEQUEL KIND OF SLAPS CAW CAW
I was expecting a huge massive downgrade compared to the original but a lot of the same charm is still there caw caw .
SHOUT OUT TO LITTLE FALLS, NEW YORK CAW CAW
WHERE THEY FILMED SOME OF THE SHOTS FOR THE MOVIE CAW CAW.
Savaged (2013)
NIDALEE MAIN FROM LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
THIS IS THE ZOMBIE VERSION OF NIDALEE CAW CAW
THIS REVENGE FILMS HAS FANTASTIC ACTING AND ALRIGHT GORE CAW CAW.
DO YOU WANT TO SEE A SPEAR IMPALEMENT WITH A DRIVER GOING ON FULL SPEED CAW CAW? THEN WATCH THIS MOVIE CAW CAW.
Run! Bitch Run! (2009)
VERY TAME REVENGE MOVIE CAW CAW, LOADS OF NUDITY CAW CAW
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE NUDITY IT IS HERE CAW CAW
However the revenge kills are very much "meh" material caw caw. Most of the kills are cut away and you do not see the end result.
There is a foot scene that is quite interesting and made me smirk slightly caw caw. If you're fan of the series give it a watch caw caw.
Destroyer (1988)
WE NEED MORE PRISON SLASHER MOVIES CAW CAW
1. THE GORE
Very tame for the most part. There is a scene which is quite graphic, involves a copy machine.
2. The nudity.
Bunch of nude woman that are very skinny and pretty caw caw. Shown briefly.
3. Can memes be made out of this?
The ending scene is of kind of funny. And I like the final girl a lot. Also the it's big cast of characters but a bunch of them get killed off screen caw caw.
Effects (1979)
REALLY REALLY REALLY SLOW
AND NOT ENOUGH GORE TO PAY OFF FOR THE UNIQUE PLOT TWIST AT THE END
TOM SAVINI IS IN THIS
ALSO A FAKE SNUFF FILM AS WELL, THAT ISN'T REALLY GOOD.
Savage Justice (1988)
BEST MOVIE TO PLAY WHILE I'M PLAYING RISEN 2 IN THE BACKGROUND CAW CAW
YOU GET TO SEE THE CUTE GIRL GET BRANDED CAW CAW
SHE GETS CAPTURED CAW CAW
THEN SHE TAKES HER REVENGE CAW CAW.
Memorial Valley Massacre (1988)
PROFESSIONAL RUST PLAYER AT WORK CAW CAW
IT WAS NICE OF THE GAS TO WAIT FOR THE DIALOGUE FOR THE EXPLOSION CAW CAW
THIS MOVIE A AWESOME TRIP
VERY LOW GORE AND SOME GOOFY KILLS , COME FOR THE LAUGHS CAW CAW
ENDING IS TYPICAL PLOT TWIST SLASHER AFFAIR CAW CAW
Return to Splatter Farm (2020)
Why, just why would someone get naked for this?
Don't get me wrong caw caw.
I appreciate the small amount of nudity.
But this just a family making a home movie. For some of the gore effects they just put frozen hamburger meat on top of someone's face caw caw.
This movie was in made in for honor for someone caw caw. You think they would have tried....
Caw caw
Wrong Turn (2021)
The Midsommar Effect
This movie really want to be Midsommar caw caw.
Which is fine but you don't have to do that to the wrong turn franchise caw caw.
Wrong Turn is about mutants killing people, capturing the hot girls, the hot girls escape, end of the movie caw caw.
This movie doesn't really have any of that caw caw. And it's followed by one of the stupidest endings I've seen since Truth Or Dare caw caw.
The Final Level: Escaping Rancala (2019)
Starts off as a nice meme knock off, and then takes a nose dive caw caw.
YOU GET TO SEE A GOTH GIRL PUNCH GHOST SHARKS CAW CAW
SHE THEN SUMMONS A SPIRIT BOMB AND BLOWS THEM UP CAW CAW
However......
However caw caw, the brother story is cringe and is not needed caw caw. Once the girls get captured the movie takes a nose dive. It seems to lose it's humor and charm.
One of those movies that tries to become serious out of nowhere caw caw. Still worth one watch, there is some meme value here caw caw.
Also the ladies are very pretty caw caw.
Cementerio del terror (1985)
LOW KILL COUNT SLASHER/ZOMBIE MOVIE CAW CAW
HOWEVER THE ATMOSPHERE IS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC CAW CAW
I would divide the movie into two different parts caw caw. The first part is more of a bloody slasher and some decent gore and funny kills.
And the second part is more of adventure style that is bit more tame caw caw. Everyone looks sweaty, everything looks humid. You can tell this movie was made in mexico or some place warm caw caw.
Apparently stealing a corpse makes woman horny caw caw?????
Zhong Hua jing hua (1992)
DARK SOULS ROLLING MEME FITS PERFECTLY FOR THIS MOVIE CAW CAW
YOU WILL SEE A MAN DODGE A ROCKET LAUNCHER BY JUST JUMPING OUT OF THE SMOKE CAW CAW
YOU WILL SEE DARK SOULS ROLLING CAW CAW
YOU WILL SEE PRETTY LADIES GET CAPTURED CAW CAW (NOTHING TO SEXY SADLY CAW CAW)
YOU WILL SEE A BAD RAINBOW SIX SIEGE PLAYER IN A HOSTAGE SITUATION CAW CAW
WELL WORTH A WATCH CAW CAW, THE EDITING IS HILARIOUS CAW CAW
Killjoy 3 (2010)
YOU HAVE A FEMALE NAKED CLOWN FOR ABOUT HALF THE MOVIE CAW CAW
NEED I SAY MORE CAW CAW????
THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW TO WATCH IT CAW CAW
ALSO THEY CAPTURE A GIRL AND MAKE HER BECOME THE MAIN FEAST OF THE MEAL. THIS IS A VERY FUN FILM CAW CAW.
AND I HATED THE FIRST TWO MOVIES, YET I LOVED THIS ONE CAW CAW
A Night of Horror: Nightmare Radio (2019)
All Hallow's Eve but much more tame, and something that you probably could watch with your family.
If you watch anything out of this movie I would look for the mermaid tale.
Just like most anthology's there is some stinkers and there is some great ones caw caw.
I would say there is some moderate gore content but nothing that is going to turn your family members away. Probably still not good for little kids caw caw.
This is my reasoning for thinking this film is hated? Compared to most modern films the gore is very tame, but the entire film is well shot, well paced, and radio station has a unique atmosphere caw caw.
Evil Dead II (1987)
BETTER PACING THAN THE FIRST FILM CAW CAW
IT'S BASICALLY A RETELLING OF THE FIRST FILM CAW CAW
HOWEVER IT'S A COMEDY WITH MUCH BETTER PACING THAN THE FIRST FILM
GOOD GORE , GOOD COMEDY, GOOD EFFECTS
DON'T LOOK AT REVIEWS AND WATCH THE FILM CAW CAW
The Evil Dead (1981)
You don't need a review to see this movie. It's amazing and you know it caw caw.
One of the strange times everyone seems to love the gore movies.
There is loads of gore movies out there but this one has been universally accepted caw caw.
Why is there no special features on the blu ray release caw caw????
Laid to Rest (2009)
Watch until the car scene with the two lovers then make your judgement caw caw.
This movie has fantastic practical effects for kills and some of them are brutal and lingering in nature caw caw.
Why do people hate it? The plot is awful and the characters wander from place to place and it takes too long to get to the good kills caw caw.
You will most likely give up before the 30 minute mark but I assure you this movie has some lovely gruesome deaths in it caw caw.
The directors "wife" is in this film as the main lead. And she shows off her breasts in the sequel caw caw!!!!
Come for the kills, nothing more caw caw.
The Seasoning House (2012)
WORLD WAR 2 HOME ALONE CAW CAW
NOT SURE WHEN THE TIME PERIOD OF THIS FILM IS CAW CAW
ONE GIRL VS TONS OF TRAINED MILTARY DUDES
STANDARD STUFF WITH VERY GOOD GORE EFFECTS CAW CAW
THE LAST 15 MINUTES ITSELF CONFUSES ME CAW CAW, SEEMS LIKE IT LOST A LOT OF DIRECTION NEAR THE END CAW CAW
Return of the Living Dead III (1993)
Dumb ending
If you never watched this movie let me tell you are in a for a freaking trip The cover alone should sell you on what you are in for.
There is fantastic zombie gore effects.
There is a zombie girl who has glass shards infused into her skin.
There is a robot zombie dude that feels no pain .
There is a love story with a very dumb ending.
And my most favorite of all, a 50 cal sniper rifle that freezes zombies.
Bloodbath at the House of Death (1984)
Watch this movie, there is something for everyone.
There is impalement and they are skewered on the bed and people are thrown out the window, and this is the opening sequence caw caw!
Funny deaths and the one that has to deal with a mole makes me surprised nobody hasn't made it into a meme over time.
Solid acting, funny kills, and some slight nudity caw caw.
You will be going to brazil in this movie caw caw
Spookies (1986)
Just wait until you get to the spider part.
You will laugh your soccer mom yoga pants off caw caw.
This movie has some great practical effect caw caw.
1. Death attacks people and combusts into flames.
2. A spider SUCKS a dudes head out of his body.
3. Some boomers age due to spell.
4. There is farting zombies, not kidding.
5. There is a weird gothic love story they are trying to tell in the background yet no one really cares about that.
Fantastic movie. I somehow think I found a 720p copy out there? AVGN did a episode on youtube saying it was vhs only.....if the vhs rip is what I watched then it was the cleanest vhs rip I have ever seen caw caw.
Mortuary (1982)
A cheesy slasher with low gore and low body count.
This slasher has good production value caw caw.
The actors although very cheesy do a good job caw caw, you get to see a cool embalming scene I guess caw caw.
The final battle is a machine gun vs embalming tool....which one do you think will win caw caw?????
There is some nudity caw caw....
Kills are tame caw caw .....
Still worth one watch caw caw.
The Dead Ones (2019)
Well this experiment really isn't going to land with people caw caw
This movie tries something very experimental and honestly drug inducing caw caw. The type of plot is something straight out of a small budget anime series.
It's main plot is around a school being attacked and it is quite graphic caw caw however some of the cgi being is downright laughable caw caw.
I also learned today that being a professional "maggot wrangler" is a job caw caw.
Give it a watch if your in the mood for something very experimental. Otherwise this is a hard pass caw caw. No nudity or real good gore caw caw.
Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
TIME TO PLAY SOME FRISBEE CAW CAW
THERE ARE ROCKET LAUNCHERS CAW CAW
THERE ARE KILLER SNAKES CAW CAW
THERE ARE KILLER FRISBEES CAW CAW
THERE ARE PLAYBOY MODELS IN THIS CAW CAW
PERFECT MOVIE TO WATCH WITH YOUR GOTH GIRLFRIEND CAW CAW