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Jurassic Fight Club (2008)
Horrible, awesomebros-only quote-on-quote "documentary"
OMG, this is the worst dinosaur documentary I have ever seen! This show should have never been produced because of many, many reasons. The dinosaurs are well beyond inaccurate even during the time the series was made: raptors being featherless, theropods having pronated wrists, every dinosaur being shrink-wrapped even when healthy, etc. Not only that, but some of their "dinosaurs" don't have anything like their real counterparts, for example, their depiction of "Pachyrhinosaurus" is shown with a nasal horn like other ceratopsid, when it didn't in real life, and their "Majungatholus" (which was actually Majungasaurus) is shown with highly-developed theropod arms and long hind legs, which is the complete opposite of the real animal. Not only that, but they depict every carnivore as bloodthirsty monsters killing everything and constantly roaring at the top of their lungs every two seconds, and herbivores as canon fodder (being helpless meatsacks) for the predators to eat, which is false in reality (imagine if elephants are predator fodder for foxes... yeah, I know. This is really dumb.) and seems to only appeal toxic awesomebro people and not actual paleontologists. Ceratosaurus, in particular, is also portrayed as a weakling and bullied every time Allosaurus shows up, and that makes me feel really bad for Ceratosaurus (even its design is inaccurate). Not only that, but nearly every carnivore makes really stupid decisions, for example, in Bloodiest Battle episode (a really cringy title), a group of Allosaurus makes a "smart" decision and try to hunt a fully grown healthy Camarasaurus instead of eating the carrion of Ceratosaurus and young Stegosaurus (or even finish off a weakened adult Stegosaurus), and guess what? They get killed by the massive sauropod, such a dumb idea only a completely insane and incompetent animal would do. And finally, this show literally lies to its audience, like stating that "T-Rex had an infectious bite" or "Dromaeosaurus used hand signals to communicate". Ugh, I believe that this is what led to the "Dinosaur Dark Era" of dino documentaries, with almost no good dinosaur documentary until Prehistoric Planet (the best dinosaur documentary of all time, with Walking with Dinosaurs being the second best in my opinion) on Apple TV premiered. I WILL NEVER RECOMMEND JURASSIC FIGHT CLUB, AND IT NEEDS TO BE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN.
Monsters Resurrected: Biggest Killer Dino (2009)
The worst episode of the entire series! Inaccurate as heck!
This is the worst episode Monsters Resurrected has ever produced, and the worst-looking Spinosaurus I have ever seen anywhere in the world! The episode is really infamous for depicting Spinosaurus as an actual blood-thirsty monster, when in real life Spinosaurus was just a humble fish-eater, more in line to a gharial than Godzilla. This reconstruction and behavior shown was already horribly inaccurate and outdated even by 2009 standards, it would have been acceptable for 1990s or early 2000s, but it is not acceptable for 2009. If you want to learn about real world Spinosaurus, please do not look this up, this is the worst source of information for such an animal.
Ryan's World (2017)
Why greenlighting this show?!
Everything about this show is horrible. Children exploiting, purely uneducational, horrible acting, boring setting, cheap and lazy special effects, and annoying (especially that annoying Combo Panda character)! This show is on par with Fred The Show and The Annoying Orange, but even worse than either one, due to being aimed at its obvious demographics. And sadly, my 8 year old sister loves this show despite being purely uneducational and almost (if not entirely) always annoying. Seeing this show invade my family's TV, it is horrifying! It's what actually caused me to stop watching Hulu all together. You combined every worst thing about YouTube then place it onto a streaming service and you get Ryan's World. This show needs to be permanently removed from Hulu to save the parent's sanity and prevent kids from becoming dumber.
Ryan's World Specials presented by pocket.watch (2019)
The worst show ever!!!
Everything about this show is horrible. Children exploiting, purely uneducational, horrible acting, boring setting, cheap and lazy special effects, and annoying (especially that annoying Combo Panda character)! This show is on par with Fred The Show and The Annoying Orange, but even worse than either one, due to being aimed at its obvious demographics. And sadly, my 7 year old sister loves this show despite being purely uneducational and almost (if not entirely) always annoying. Seeing this show invade my family's TV, it is horrifying! It's what actually caused me to stop watching Hulu all together. You combined every worst thing about YouTube then place it onto a streaming service and you get Ryan's World. This show needs to be permanently removed from Hulu to save the parent's sanity and prevent kids from becoming dumber.
Donkey Kong Country (1997)
An Amazing Show, I Recommend It
This show is really clean, it also has great CGI for the time it was released (being the first fully animated series to be entirely captured with motion capture), great voice acting, and likeable characters. I recommend this underrated masterpiece.
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012)
Madagascar 3: Animal Rights' Least Wanted
I don't get why did Alex the African lion, Marty the plains zebra, Melman the giraffe of some subspecies, Gloria the common hippopotamus, Penguins the Adelie penguins, the monkeys (which are NOT monkeys despite their names, but apes and are of the species, common chimpanzees), the lemurs (again, not monkeys, this time, these are prosimian primates), etc decided to stay at the circus? Circuses are far worse for the animals and welfare than zoos and safari parks. Circuses have not even tried to evolve the welfare and continued their barbaric and cruel acts towards the non-human animals just for the sake of quote-on-quote "for kids", unlike zoos and safari parks, which have progressed the laws of animal welfare and conditions. Zoos and safari parks are not just for people to look at, but zoos and safari parks exists to protect the threatened and endangered species in case the ones in the wild go extinct, so if it weren't for zoos or safari parks, many iconic animals like elephants, lions, giraffes, lemurs, etc would not be here today. This movie teaches a bad moral about circuses and lie to children into thinking that circuses are better than zoos and safari parks. Where is this world coming to?! At least the first two films showed great plot, character, aftermaths, but this third movie? No. It just spread straight up lies about the circuses when, in reality, circuses are bad for the wild animals and must be banned. If you want to see wild animals, just take a trek into the wilderness, visit a zoo/safari park, or even own a non-dangerous wild animal as a pet (as long as it didn't came from the wild from illegal pet trade, and as long as the wild animal as a pet is properly cared for), but never EVER go to the circuses with elephants and such.
Ryan's Mystery Playdate (2019)
This show is the worst!
Everything about this show is horrible. Children exploiting, purely uneducational, horrible acting, boring setting, cheap and lazy special effects, and annoying (especially that annoying Combo Panda character)! This show is like the next Fred The Show (which is the second worst Nickelodeon show in my opinion), but even worse than Fred The Show, due to being aimed at its obvious demographics. And sadly, my 7 year old sister loves this show despite being purely uneducational and almost (if not entirely) always annoying. Seeing this show invade my family's TV, it is horrifying! It's what actually caused me to stop watching Nickelodeon all together. You combined every worst thing about YouTube then place it onto television network and you get Ryan's Mystery Playdate. This show needs to be permanently cancelled to save the parent's sanity and prevent kids from becoming dumber.
pocket.watch Ryan Toys Review Ultimate mishmash (2018)
Annoying as heck!
It is the most annoying show ever, and is completely uneducational, teaching kids nothing apart from opening boxes. It is also just a very long commercial and it is very manipulative to its under-six-and-seven demographic, likely to turn your kids' brains to fairy floss if you let your kids watch it, so please don't show this to anyone of the age of 7 or under. That cartoony panda, Combo Panda (yes, that's the character's actual name, which is very uninspired and uncreative) is the most infuriating and annoying ear-piercing character I've ever heard, and he actually gives Breadwinners, Fred The Show, and The Annoying Orange a run for their money. Amazon have since removed it from Amazon Prime, so Hulu should also remove it (I was and is still upset that Hulu is now spreading YouTube's garbage). This show only encourages kids consumerism at such a young age, and also encourages eating junk food every day (which could in turn lead to unhealthy obesity) and can result in spoiled, unhappy children. The worst show ever made and should remain only on Youtube.
Dino King 3D: Journey to Fire Mountain (2018)
The movie is ok.
I actually kinda like this movie, an interesting adventure is included, there's lots of fictional creatures not present in the first film (giant monster iguanas, sauropod-sized scorpions, etc), and even some likeable characters like Junior the Tarbosaurus himself, who somehow reminds me of young Simba from both the 1995 Lion King and its photo-realistic CGI remake of 2019 (both of which I liked). Though, I have two complaints about this movie. One of my problems with that movie is the cgi is often awkwardly unlike how the site for the movie likes to claim (the quote even states it is lifelike like Walking with Dinosaurs 2013 film, which I don't mind, but Speckles 2 movie does not even look close to being lifelike, in fact lots of dinosaurs look outdated, for example, the raptors have those broken pronated hands like all theropods in the movie, which none of them had, or still have in the case of birds, since birds are dinosaurs, and don't even have enough feathers (despite the claim of feathers not being scary, birds actually can be scary due to the fact that feathers can be soaked in blood and several birds like cassowaries can be dangerous), but I guess those inaccuracies are probably meant to familiarize the audience of what they are. My other problem is that Speckles is just too thick-headed for the entire movie scolding his son Junior for the entire movie for being scared even if Speckles was scared once like Junior when he was his age, sure he does see that he was wrong about his son at the end of the movie, but after all the mistakes he made and learned from the first movie, it feels like some but not all of that character has been forgotten just so he can be a stick in the mud about everything, making him almost as, it not as, neglectful towards his son as Buck Cluck from Chicken Little (the worst Disney character). My third and only problem is that Ankylosaur (Cy) has a grating voice (at least in the English dub) akin to nails on chalkboard, that Ankylosaur makes me so annoyed that I want to cook Ankylosaur meat (if Ankylosaurs were still alive today), I know the English-dubbing voice actor was trying to make the best for the movie, but that's the way the movie went. Besides from these nitpicks, I actually don't even mind the movie really bad, though not as good as the first movie, but it's worth watching.
Jurassic Park (1993)
Best science fictional dinosaur movie ever!
It is the best science fiction movies with dinosaurs I have ever seen. I love dinosaurs, especially sauropods that were brought back through De- Extinction. Even though the raptors are terrifying, Most dinosaurs were peaceful. There should be a real life Jurassic Park, So I would be really happy. It was also the best movie ever, Having advanced CGI, animatronics, etc. back then, There are sequels to this movie I thought were also great, even if the other fans didn't like it. The sound effects are really life like. The dinosaurs even had most of their behavior almost accurate. I love how the scientists are attempting to bring back dinosaurs in the franchise. Best movie series ever. :)