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Alexander_Storms
I sometimes make movies and shit on my youtube.
I like to review the shit I watch and sometimes call it shit.
I'm lonely.
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Better Call Saul Presents: Slippin' Jimmy (2022)
Look at how they massacred my boy
This not only misrepresents Jimmy as a character but undermines literally everything about the Breaking Bad universe as a whole. This spits on the face of the show associated with this dribble.
Like if this was literally just anything else, like it's own IP, then it would be like a 4 or even a 5/10. But the fact the have the gall to connect this with BOTH of its superior counter parts and act as though it's in the same ballpark?
That's honestly more insulting than the actual contents of the episodes.
Artemis Fowl (2020)
Artemus -Foul-
Even as someone who hasn't read the books
This movie, is hot garbage.
It's boring, it's frustrating, and it is a foul experience.
Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)
Still holds up 10 years later.
It's violent, vulgar, charming, oddly cute, gory, and funny as hell. If you're a horror fan or a sucker for dark comedy and you're looking for a film to watch, I highly recommend this movie.
Confinement (2017)
One of the best animated adult comedies
Though not THE best, it's pretty high up there. With likable characters, witty/twisted black humor, a lot of intsense violence and gore, topped off with fan service for people who are into the lore of the SCP Foundation.
I do have some gripes though, some of the animation can be jarring and not all of the jokes land. But when this show tries it hits it's mark as one of the best animated adult comedies.
Welcome to the Game II (2018)
The most common ending literally ruins the rest of the experience.
I'm aware that this game has multiple endings but the common (and supposedly official) ending is what ruins the game. Welcome to the Game II's ending is an example of an ending that ruins the rest of the experience. Even then the rest of the experience becomes less scary and more aggravating and straight up unfair and tries to cheap you out with jumpscares (like IT Chapter 2, after the second or third one it gets annoying rather than surprising).
You'll die die die die die die die die and die even if you did your order of operations (that being hide and make sure the killer(s) are actually gone) right.
What's the ending? You become the victim of a red room and die after listening to an edgy E-boy with a Hitler hair cut telling you why he hates people or whatever the f##k. Literally that's the ending. Not only is the main point abandoned but it also gives the player a sense of "what the f##k was the point of this!"
To add insult to injury, you are killed by one half of the most common and persistent enemies in the game (that being the couple ((The Female in the ending)) with the white masks).
The reason why that makes it worse should be self explanatory but I might as well spell it out;
The ENDING of this UNFAIR AND BRUTALLY DIFFICULT (and not even fun) game, where you DIE pretty much ALL THE F##KING TIME is where you DIE via one half of THE MOST COMMON ENEMY YOU FACE IN THE GAME. Then credits.
The Banana Splits Movie (2019)
I highly recommend if stupid movies are your cup of tea
By no means is this movie good in a cinematic sense, but if you want have a gory stupid fun time I highly recommend at least a watch. You won't regret it, even if you were one of the fan boys that were trashing on the trailer.
Ironic rating 10/10
Legitimate rating 6-7/10