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Doctor Who: The Ghost Monument (2018)
Episode 2 jumps up from the Toilet Bowl and right into the Trash Can
I'm really disappointed that Doctor Who has taken such a massive dive in quality. After the farse that was the first episode, I thought I'd give it a second chance. To be fair, it is an improvement over the snnozefest that was Episode 1, but Whittaker still doesn't seem to have any idea where she is and who she is supposed to be playing. Somehow, Bradly Walsh, whose performance from Episode 1 was equal to that of a spoiled pudding, really excels in this episode and is honestly the best part of it. But not even he can save the crappy writing. "HUEHUEHUE I PLAY CALL OF DOOTY I CAN SHOOT THESE DEADLY SNIPER ROBOTS WITH PERFECT ACCURACY BECAUSE THAT'S HOW VIDEOGAMEZ WORK!" Awful writing, awful direction, alright acting, but stale plot, constant say-don't-show attitude, and don't forget the big retcon of DOCTOR IS A WOMAN which will be looming over this entire era, showing us all the way until the end that BBC doesn't care about the show's past. Avoid!
Doctor Who: The Woman Who Fell to Earth (2018)
One of the Worst Pieces of Television Ever Made
If you don't think DOCTOR WHO is the greatest show television has ever given us let me point out the beauty of the show . One week you're watching an episode that is an out and out horror story then the next week you're watching a post modernist black comedy.
But not this one, no sir. The Woman Who Fell to Earth delivers a terrible script with awful, unlikeable characters and a myriad of retcons to the show's lore.
The actress potraying the Doctor has no talent whatsoever, overacting in every scene, reminding you that you are watching a crappy TV Show.
It is for these reasons why I must call this not only the Worst Episode of Doctor Who, but also one of the Worst Pieces of Television Ever Made!
Hospoda (1996)
Excellent comedy show
It might be difficult to understand for foreigners, not just for the lack of any English subtitles on the internet, but due to the show's premise dealing with issues which people outside of Central Europe might not connect with. Despite that, for the intended audience, it is definitely a very fun comedy show, with likable characters. The quality of the episodes is random - some episodes show the pinnacle of 90s television, while some are tedious and boring snooze-fests. I recommend everyone who understands Czech even a little bit to give few episodes a watch, and decide for himself whether or not this show is worth continue watching or not. For me, it definitely is, and I highly recommend it. 10/10
The Mummy Resurrected (2014)
Just make Mummy 4
What a piece of sh*t movie! This is just so terrible! Why would they do this? Why? Someone answer me This movie is a catastrophe that takes a dump all over the original Mummy movie, and on the remake trilogy. I can't believe I watched this all the way through. Give me back my time! If you come into this movie expecting the thrills of the original movie, adventure of the remake, jokes of the Mummy Returns, and mythology of Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, you will be heavily disappointed. Here is what you will get: Poorly paced movie with bad acting and terrible camera controls. And the CGI is just horrible. The Mummy from 1990's had better CGI. In conclusion, don't watch this, you will deeply regret it.
They should have just made The Mummy 4.