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Them (2021)
Honest Review (In my personal opinion)
Ok first of all im gonna say the presented story was good not GREAT but entertaining which is very good but i honestly think that some things about it make it like "overboard":
1. The obvious "racism" plot was like way too much i mean a RACIST devil (the devil-kid told the Hat Man that the only way to save himself was to make BLACK FAMILIAS suffer for all eternity) that racism over the top i mean i know it was "part of the main plot" but please
2. Characters totally wasted and/or honestly "i dont cared about them" first of all Ryan Kwanten was complitely wasted as for MacIntyre (last time i saw him was on Spartacus) and Allison Pill character hoenstly didnt cared about her
3. Way to long i mean 10 episodes were too long and the worst is that ts OBVIOUS considering the last four-five episodes lasted only 30-35 minutes to 10 eps were too much the story could had only EIGHT episodes and episode NINE about the Hat Man origins was unnecesary that episode could have been shown in only 10 minutes intro or by pieces like "flashbacks" all over the other episodes
4. Unnecesary plotlines and/or missed opportunities: Kwanten storyline was totally wasted and unnecesary it was felt, at least for me, like "oh no we dont have anything else to do to fill the rest of the episodes" so they use an unnecessary storyline about Kwanten been in mad love with Pill so he kidnapped her only to finally killed her stupid storyline and unecesary and as for MacIntyre his storyline was totally wasted i mean "where was he all the episodes? Why he always dissapear?" and we never get a correct development there and/or explination only a "hint" or maybe a "clue" that never gets cleared that he might be a closeted gay?
The story had potencial but it was too long and wasted for too many episodes and too many racism (i mean i understand it was the center piece of the story) but too much of something can be bad whitout mentioning that for 8 episodes the whole "white neighbourhood we hate black people" was like something thety add to fill the runtime but until the LAST EPISODE theres just blah blah blah blah and no actual action except hand out dolls in the front of the house
ALSO, AND MY FINAL POINT, TO BE AN ANTHOLOGY THE STORY IS LEFT WITHOUT A PROPER ENDING LIKE OK THEY WON THE GHOST BATTLE BUT WHAT ABOUT THE NEIGHBOURS? HENRY KILLED THE SHERIFF? THE NEUGHBOURS WHITNESS HIM WITH A GUN AND WHAT....?
MISSED OPORTUNITY FOR A COULD-HAVE-BEEN GREAT SHOW... XO XO GOSSIP BOY.
The Flash (2014)
Run Barry! Run!
OK this show is amazing finally a good show about The Flash is awesome i mean come on since Smallville i never saw a show so good... Arrow is decent but not very good for me and DC Legengs Of Tomorrow caught my eye but i still have to watch it i only saw one ep from DC LOT The Flash is awesome Barry fighting crime the whole Wells thing, Reverse Flash, Zoom, Earth-02!!! the show is really awesome i definitely gonna keep watching and i recommend it unlike Smallville i like this one more...
See this show you'll love it specially if you like shows like Arrow and Smallville really watch the show dude...
My name is Bruce and i watch The Flash!!
The Outsider (2020)
Honestly Endless And A Bit Boring
Ok the whole creature thing is intriguing ias the only reason why i watched it cause, honestly, after the first three episodes (i think the get it wrong by putting all thew "action" in all those three only) it become one hour of endless boring and "come on do something!" sort of thing and honestly i know this is "based on a book" but there are actors (like Mendelson) that are a huge waiste and Holly's character is annoying all her parts could had been done by Mendelson but i understand the book is the book but honestly 10 episodes to tell a story that, honestly, it could be told in EIGHT... dont know about u but honestly one hour-10-episodes (that means... 10 hs whole season) felt like 20 hours to me boring and skipping boring parts... and even by skipping i understood the whole thing i didnt miss a thing... so stop making gum and tehy to stretch it and stretch it and stretch it, again, with EIGHT epidoes could had been enough!
Elle (2016)
Way too long that its boring...
Honestly im not a Varhoeven fan but RoboCop, Total Recall & Basic Instinct are still the best (if not only) movies that i enjoy What about Elle? I believe that 130 mions to tell the story of a women thats raped and then she looks out for its rapist its ay too long maybe 100 mins is enough (or less) the story for me felt too long at the verge that i had to ask my brother (i was watching it with him) about the time and when he checked and told me "we saw one hour so far" i said "one hour?" like thinking oh damn another hour? Honestly 130 mins i felt them like 240 mins way too pasive and honestly the "harrasment" elements (when the guy stalks her gets in her home blah blah blah send emails messages blah blah blah) were totally not convincing for me i don't know i didn't like the movie i rate it 6 because its Varhoeven nothing more watch it if you want to but i didn't like it much not even to spend a boring rainy Sunday afternoon home alone totally bored day to "Kill time" This movie makes me say that Hollow Man and Starship Trooperrs are real gold imagine that!!!
The Da Vinci Code (2006)
Am i supposed to believe this?
First of all i don't believe in any of those things whatsoever because its all religious propaganda like always to make us believe that there's a higher being out there (?) The only movie I've seen so far about the whole holy grail thing that i actually like (and yes people face it) its Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade besides not believing in it One of the things i hate about people its that they are willing to believe in these things instead of face reality giving credit to nothing i remember a quote from a movie (i cant remember which) that says "Yeah right if you succeed in something yeah right sure THANK GOD now if that thing goes wrong its the DEVILS fault" Honestly do you except me to believe this? If you succeed getting a job you say "thank god for this" so you did nothing? Its zero effort for ya the thing about god its the same thing that applies for "asking help to others" and its simple: NONE GIVES YOU ANYTHING IF YA WANT IT GET IT YOURSELF BECAUSE NONE IS GOING TO HELP YOU NOT GOD NOT ANYONE and if ya want to give "God" a meaning, an explanation, fine from another movie i give you this "Gosd its just a child playing with an ant farm ain't doin nothing for mankind"
By the way my family is catholic jeje
X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)
Curse Of The Third... all the time...
Does anyone realize the "pattern" here? Third parts are always less good than the predecessors i mean The Godfather III, X-Men: The Last Stand, Terminator III, Superman III, Fast & furious III, Spiderman 3, Matrix III; i mean usually third parts are not great (or even really bad) compared with their predecessors The best so fat from this new trilogy if "Days Of The Future Past" without question the best entry in the series (the whole!!!!) But Apocalyse is good don't get me wrong i agree on that the best part is Quicksilvers rescue in the mansion explosion scene with Sweet Dreams on the background that's awesome... Apocalypse honestly was the worst villain from the franchise and one of the things i love is Sophie Turner as Jean Grey OMG hot as hell!!! (wof! wof! Deliver the girl to me and i will make her scream from pleasure) Sophie Turner is so hot here and with the armor on please ill fight her!!!
The best Jean Grey of all times and the rest of the players are fine even Olivia Munn was hot as Psylock and the whole magic whip vs Beast remind me Womder Woman (honestly Olivia Munn, if i imagine her as WW, was way better than Gadot) so yeah i like the movie not great but good ill watch it again only because of Sophie so young so hot so f(pip!)ng vixen and shes's just 20!!!
The Shallows (2016)
The best shark movie since JAWS...
Honestly this is a pretty nice movie after JAWS because all the movies involving sharks (Deep Blue Sea for example) didn't catch my eye but THe Shallows is really good... The part when she grabs the camera and the shark jumps out of the water trying to eat her was super and the final buoy part when the shark destroys it completely is awesome Speaking about JAWS the "dead whale carcass" remind me of the death killer whale carcass on the beach found by Brody from JAWS II but i don't mind its a nice movie with the perfect time (88 mins) and very entertaining seriously its really nice
See it you have to...
Animal Kingdom (2016)
Point Break - The TV Show...
OK, first of all, i only watched 5 episodes the show is nice and kinda reminds me a bit to Point Break why? Because of the "guys that like extreme sports (surf, diving, parachuting, etc.) that rob all the time and live the "american dream" of doing nothing but "catch the wave" and live "in the air" like Bodhi and his crew did in the movie stealing money and living their lives doing surfing or any other extreme sport they want to...
The show is nice its kinda Point Break with a bit more and a twist (the matriarch thing and the fact that they're a family) but OK i like it seriously and i know there's gonna be a season two soon...
Nice show its like "Point Break II" or "Point Break: The TV Show"...
Keanu (2016)
Please stop!!!!!
This movie is dumb please stop stop stop doing this crap movie sand invest in good movies
By the way STOP (!!!) ruining movie posters adapting it to this crap please i cant take it any longer so stop stop stop don't mind going to see this thing (i cant even call it "movie") and save your money don't mind see it in cinemas nor rent it, download it nothing nothing nothing save yourself from this!!!!
But a comedy is supposed to make me laugh right? There's no laugh here i honestly didn't laugh with this sht is dumb humor so i cant laugh of this its like a bad joke in a reunion and suddenly there's silence and the guy that told the joke is waiting for someone to laugh... boring and nonsense
By the way a 4 and I'm been generous...
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
Good Movie... But Not Awesome...
OK, first of all, this is a review from a regular guy im not part of that cult people call "haters" (those who don't like anything and hate everything) and im not a DC fan (those who say that no matter what DC movies ARE THE BEST) OK BvS its a good movie to be honest i didn't even realize about time i mean many people said that it was way too long (2h 30mins) but, to be honest, for me time flew i mean i don't know for me it was like the movie lasted like 50mins (jajaj) its not "low paced" honestly its a good movie now i think Lex character was out of place Lex Luthor its not a "joker" character crazy guy its a serious scientist (like Lex Luthor from Smallville) is evil, double intended and he tells you one thing and thinks another so Eisenberg was not in the right place and the performance was average for me like a 5 I agree (maybe) that the battle Batman vs Superman was way too short (8 mins much?) but come on is enough time i honestly felt that Wonder Woman was "out of place" not bad actress or bad performance but with or without her the movie was good anyway...
Honestly i kinda knew about the end because the BvS battle thing is directly from "the Dark Knight Returns" and when i heard about Doomsday kinda see the end coming after all its the only one capable to "destroy" Superman...
The movie is OK for me, honestly, its the same thing go to see on theaters (on Wednesdays because its half the price) or wait and watch it on DVD, Blu-Ray or downlondaded from my PC honestly its the same for me its good but not great a 7 its OK.... go see it if you want or wait to have it online...
Any of those choices is good for you but its not a MUST SEE ON THEATETRS thing... if you want it go if not wait and see it in your own house...
Nice movie... not great...
The Flash (2014)
Run Barry! Run!
OK this show is amazing finally a good show about The Flash is awesome i mean come on since Smallville i never saw a show so good... Arrow is decent but not very good for me and DC Legengs Of Tomorrow caught my eye but i still have to watch it i only saw one ep from DC LOT The Flash is awesome Barry fighting crime the whole Wells thing, Reverse Flash, Zoom, Earth-02!!! the show is really awesome i definitely gonna keep watching and i recommend it unlike Smallville i like this one more...
See this show you'll love it specially if you like shows like Arrow and Smallville really watch the show dude...
My name is Bruce and i watch The Flash!!
Blindspot (2015)
Very nice... despite mixed plots and ideas from another...
OK when i watch this show, besides been hooked, i cant think in "Prison Break" idea of the body tattoo that leads somewhere plus "John Doe" idea of someone who doesn't know who he is (in this case she) have been merge to create this show... its not bad really The show is great i love the "one tattoo - one episode mystery solved) dynamic because that gives the show plenty of time for at least... four seasons? The problem this days is the amount of episodes i mean 23 episodes for one season? They should leave Season 01 with 10 eps (the mid-season cut) then Season 02 made the remaining full 13 eps...
Bur the show is good anyway...
Watch it is nice...
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
Good Movie... honestly it scares you when you realize its a true story
Nice story set in Africa based on a real life story about a construction site in the Tsavo region terrorized by two African lions The story is nice Val Kilmer acts perfect as Paterson and Michael Douglas as Remington is good too the movie is nice, edging and scary i mean, after all, i believe that after been eaten by a great white shark think about been killed by a lion must be the second scariest thing...
Really nice movie and, like i said, think that this was actually a real story it scares you more because "that happened" which means that nature can be truly scary... real but scary...
Watch it if ya can...
Point Break (2015)
Something so simple...
They couldn't just make it simple right? The original was so "simple" just a gang of surfers that liked to rob banks now if they want to add the Ozaki 8 concept in this one
They should had change the "surfers gang" for "extreme sports athletes gang" and make a plot involving "extreme sports dudes" that like to rob banks without the whole Ozaki 8 spirit nonsense and all that spiritualism things just guys that like to perform extreme things and rob banks get it?
So simple... just change ONE thing and leave the rest... so simple... a shame...
Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015)
Don't pay attention... Judge yourself...
OK im not A fan of Star Wars but I've seen all the episodes till date and Episode VII is the best one since the original trilogy (IV - V - VI) i honestly think that the "fan-made" prequel trilogy about the origins of Dath Vader (A saga i called "fan-made" due the fact that Lucas only invent it because fans yell at him asking for Vader's origins) i honestly didn't like it very much
Episode VII, the first part of the sequel trilogy is awesome, the new characters are amazing and you can feel with them not im talking to the fans and not fans don't pay to much attention to any reviews (specially the bad ones) because you need to see it and judge it by yourself...
My rank:
(Bast to worse)
V 9 VI 8.5 VII 8 IV 8 II 7 I 6 III 5.5
See it and judge!!!
Let the force be with you!!!!
Rush (2013)
You can feel the "Rush"... or at least me...
OK i have to say i never watched F1 in my life not because i don't like its just im not attracted to that but this movie made me understood why people are attracted to it...
The last race after Lauda steps out the whole rain scenario honestly made me feel like i was watching a REAL F1 race and i was at the edge of my seat wanting Hunt not to win (i mean yeah i wanted that) but not to suffer an accident really i never knew the "story" behind Lauda and Hunt so i was "blind" while watching the movie because one thing is watching a biopic already knowing the real story and facts of it so you can imagine what comes next but one thing is watch the movie without knowing whats gonna happen the only thing knew about Lauda's story was the accident nothing else so the last race i was watching a "real race" wanting to see if Hunt survived the race and if he finally became the World Champion i felt the rush there yeah Awesome movie don't listen to haters that criticize the movie for having a good grade here in IMDb some people, honestly, don't like anything because come on you cant like some movies or genres but there are some people that actually don't like anything no matter what so my question to that people is: Why do you watch this? If you don't like anything stop watching because if you're gonna watch and then criticize don't watch... let the REAL people watch...
Awesome movie a "must see"... and if ya like F1 or races in general this movie is for you!!!
The Last Man on Earth (2015)
Stupid...
OK first of all i believe the writers didn't paid attention to the title "THE LAST MAN ON EARTH" so if there's more than ONE MAN ON EARTH it cant be THE LAST MAN ON EARTH!!! I agree on that ONE MAN CAST show must be impossible but i believe the show could have been better with flashbacks ya know in the present our characters would be alone as THE LAST MAN ON EARTH and every episode he will remember something about his life prior the apocalypse that left him alone on earth (ergo in the flashbacks more characters show up) Is this idea better? Off course is idiotic the show is stupid i cant believe this has 7.6 on the net... honestly this things makes me doubt about IMDb every time i check a show's rating to evaluate if the show im currently seeing worths watching...
Anyway im giving it a 4 because im a good man like when a guy get two 4 in the first two tests and fails the last one with a 3.5 but because the guy was trying not to fail the year and have another shot i decide to put the guy the 4 instead of lowering the grade to 3... im a good guy but don't try me!!! Thanks
Ballers (2015)
Any Given Sunday meets Entourage...
When i start watching it i watched the first two eps with my brother and when i asked him about what he thought about them he said "its nice kinda like Any Given Sunday of some sort" So yeah maybe its like that, maybe it has Entourage all over it (Maybe a little of Playmakers?) but no wonder about the "Entourage" thing after all Mark Wahlberg is on the execute producer(s) titles but i really enjoy it and for those who don't seems to like it at the beginning trust me wait till ep 04 that ep rocks!!!! (And from that ep if the first three weren't enough good for you up to THAT ep the last ones will be trust me don't give up watch it all buddy) The main theme "Right Abover It" is awesome each time i watch the tittles the images reminds me kinda like Any Given Sunday and yes, if i analyze the "football theme" angle this show is way better than Friday Night Lights and YES (eith big letters) the Rock rocks he can act!!! Awesome show solid 8 watch it!!!
The Iron Giant (1999)
Awesome...
What an amazing movie this is Brad Bird's initial "try-out" to make animation movie (off course The Incredibles is awesome!) and yes its amazing...
The "Iron Giant" is a story that touches you really amazing movie animation is good the story is really good from the moral things about the deer scene and the whole soul thing is really good...
Touching and i honestly cried when the Giant is destroyed (yeah i was 08 when i saw it for the first time) sacrificing himself the "you are what you choose to be" "Suuuupermaaan" and explodes... i cry I could never be more happy i think that is the second time i myself explode out of joy (The first was with T2 when Arnie's revives after being apparently killed by the T.1000 when he impaled him with the crow bar) but at the end when the screw wants to get out of the room and we see every part of the Giant moving trying to reach to the Giant's head to rebuilt himself i explode of joy...
Touching and good for kids and/or adults an amazing movie i approve this movie Bird... awesome...
True Detective (2014)
The only reason why is a 10 is because season 01...
OK my title says it all Season 01 was awesome...
Why? Because Season 01 was way better with the mystery-cult thing it was way better i mean when McConaughey sees the symbol in the birds in episode 2 the whole "Yellow King" and "carcosa" mystery it was awesome even the "spaguetti face monster" thing it was awesome Season 01 was TRUE DETECTIVE...
With Season 02, which i decide to rate 8, foe me it felt like we get down to a cop drama i mean nothing new corrupt politicians, drugs, a victim, a prostitute ring blah blah blah corrupt characters nothing new really... and i know that some will say Season 01 was NOTHING NEW EITHER but it had that atmosphere that dark like the line says "Touch the Darknes... and Darkness touches back" Season 01 was awesome a perfect 10 but 8 for Season 02? I believe that a TV show to be awesome each season has to surpass the previous one but here it doesn't and i don't care what my brother said to me "If someone ask say SEASON TWO was better than ONE otrherwise people may lose interest" i like Season 01 better all the way and maybe i do not agreed with a friend of mine that, after watching both season in THREE DAYS, said "So THAT was Season 02? Where's TRUE DETECTIVE? I felt like a i watched two different shows Wheres Season 02 of TRUE DETECTIVE?" but i agree that season 01 was super... season 02 still passes but it was not good as season 01 (yeah i don't care what some say about "do not compare seasons of the same show") I hope Season 03 (if there's gonna be) to return to the Season 01 mystery thing i mean even season 02 had bad choices in the cast i mean Vince Vaugh is a good actor but he doesn't have the gangster type that Frank Semyon needed don't get me wrong is like Jim Carrey i cant see him doing something "serious" or Eddie Murphy...) Im still waiting to get better... till now I even recommend to see Season 02 FIRST and then Season 01 (its an anthology so the order do not matter) if you wanna a "good" show 02 first 01 then otherwise you may (50-50 chances) feel disappointed... its all on you...
Breaking Bad (2008)
Along with The X-Files... the best show i've seen in my entire life...
Yeah for me The X-Files is the best show I've seen in my life but Breaking Bad is also awesome (yeah two different genres i know but in their genre this two are the best) As Walter White's drug lord status evolves this show does it too from zero to high hero (!!!) The guy evolves from cooking on a RV to his own lab i mean awesome!!!! No words just awesome and Pinkman is also awesome no wonder why this is in the Guinnes Book of Records as THE BEST SHOW IN TV IN HISTORY...
Honestly watch this show this worths a watch seriously Breaking Bad is the best of the best...
Watch it!!!!
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
One Of The Few BEST Movies I've Seen In My Life (and iv'e seen a lot...)
OK nobody ever imagine this movie i mean back in 1984 "The Terminator" really was categorized as a "Class B" movie i mean no one ever imagine that a "Class B" movie was going to be a bomb... literally So, following this mega hit, a sequel was inevitable and at the hands of James Cameron "success" is guaranteed OK this movie is one of the few best movies i've ever seen literally I've seen a lot of movies but a movie that "merged" my emotions with it? No man never... except this movie OK lets start: This a masterpiece i felt every emotion in here the adrenaline when Arnie rescues John in the truck chase all that adrenaline when he steps in front of the T-1000's truck just a few inches before the truck hits the wall and Arnie stretches his arm, grabs John and passes to its motorcycle is the best adrenaline scene i've ever seen Another scene the merged my emotions definitely when Arnie steps like a bad A(pip!) with the mini gun that scene is awesome!!! Also i felt like i was watching a football game screaming cheering "Go Arnie GO! Come'on!" when he says "ill be back" and walks being hit by the SWAT team shooting at him (i honestly was saying "no come'on Arnie keep moving you can do it go go go come'on please don't give up) Then i honestly get angry when the T-1000 gives a smack to Arnie in the steel mill and impales him with the crowbar i said "NOOO!!!!! Arnie no!!! (honestly i thought he was dead!!) then when the eye starts clicking i said "Yeah come'on Arnie get up! You can do it!" Finally yes, i was 10 when i saw it (now I'm 27) and yes i cried when Arnie self-destructs itself with the molten metal i cry i honestly cry in that part So a movie that merge with your emotions what can you say about that? A movie that gets to your heart it gets into you and leaves a mark... a masterpiece well done Cameron!!! Arnie rules (I don't care people say its a bad actors, gobernator or what ever) Arnie I'm with you... you said "ill be back"... I'm waiting... always...