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Resident Evil (2022)
Almost unwatchable
So tired of this writers doing the same story over and over, the rebel/annoying teenage girl that ends up being the "hero".
Just an other stupid teen drama with no substance.
The Batman (2022)
2 hours too long
As expected Pattinson was total miss, zero chemistry with Zoe Kravitz, most scenes were painfully long trying to look artistic but turning out to be a complete waste of time. For people trying to catch a murderer everyone seem to make an effort to make as slow as possible. Bad acting and worse directing.
Only positive thing is Colin Farrell as the penguin.
Army of the Dead (2021)
Waste of Dave Bautista.
This movie had so much potential, but it fell short that no even Dave Bautista was able to save it, as much I would like to complain about how unnecessary and annoying Tig Notario was, the daughter is the one that makes most of the movie unbearable, I can't believe that in 2021 we still stuck with the same stubborn, dumb female cliche and the white shady dude that you know is gonna betray the whole group and does.
Things Heard & Seen (2021)
This movie is just WHITE
It started ok, but it went down fast.
The acting was ok but I was really surprised that everyone in this movie was white, even the help is white.
Kakegurui (2017)
Nonsense
So many sexual innuendos to make up for the lack of an actual story, the over abuse of insane/orgasmic images with no real purpose. Just lazy writing.
The Flight Attendant (2020)
More annoying, than good.
It's a good story, not great but good. The main problem with this show it's that the jokes don't land and Kaley Cuoco comes out as annoying, so annoying that makes it impossible to care for her.
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
We need more, we need more....
This is an absolute superhero movie master piece, exiting, not childish, in other words not disney.
You might not have the sentimental attachment that iron man or Capitan america gave you, but this is far superior.
All the actors were perfect on their roles, Cyborg shined, I never understood how bad the theatrical version was until I watched the Snyder cut.
WB please continue this series with the same cast and director.
The Devil All the Time (2020)
Great acting with one exception
This was an interesting film with a great cast but like most of his movies Robert Pattinson gives an other mediocre performance. Tom holland, Sebastian Stan and Bill Skarsgard were great and the story was interesting.
Only (2019)
The hair
Decent story, but she ruined the movie. Not cutting her hair, wearing makeup, lashes and Trimmed eyebrows really didn't make sense.
She's not a big name, so I don't understand getting a lesser know actress that would commit to the role.
The Daily Show (1996)
Noah's tenure should end
I loved this show with Jon Stewart and I gave it a shot with Noah but I just couldn't take it anymore.
Monarca (2019)
Waste of time, not a series but novela.
Story don't make sense and it's totally forced to fit their lazy narrative. The biggest disappointment was the lead actress and how much their tried to make this a feminist statement.
Captain Marvel (2019)
Disappointed.
The whole movie look forced, the acting was bad, the jokes didn't land, the make up look old and the whole story didn't feel powerful or meaningful.
CGI was cool and Nick was okay (except his whole interaction with the cat), the cat omg, so lame.
Dark Tourist (2018)
Great idea, terrible host.
I like the idea of showing this places, knowing and learning all this different things, cultures and places that are out there. But unfortunately the host makes it hard to watch. He is the one going to this places and most of the times he is just disrespectful and judgmental of every place he visits. I think if you are gonna do a show about dark tourism you need to have a stronger stomach and be more open minded. I really think even the guys from Jackass did a better job when faced with different cultures.
The Punisher (2017)
Great show at the perfect time!
I was afraid of two things, one that the show would suck(it didn't) or two, that the show would be canceled or delayed for all the craziness that is happening in our Country.
The story is solid, Bernthal is awesome and production avoided all mistakes done in Luke cage, iron fist (that completely suck) and the defenders (such a disappointed).
But the thing I'm most happy about is that the show wasn't water down, since I read few blogs saying that the show was wrong for our time, even going as far as asking to be canceled. We really need to learn to separate reality and personal lives from entertainment.
I hope next seasons stay as crude or get even more graphic.
Suicide Squad (2016)
Right in the middle, no compromise.
OK, is not as bad as a movie, but it sucks because we all were expecting so much more.
The best thing about this movie is the music, the worst is that is PG-13. I feel that we can't really judge the acting since the actors are really limited and forced to make psychopaths, killers and cold blooded assassin fit the PG-13 rating, this also limits your scrip. They could've save the joker for a standalone movie and use that movie time to give more depth to characters like Diablo, who's dead would've been more meaningful. (Like quicksilver on age of Ultron) It just really suck that, they missed a great opportunity to make an awesome movie.
Fantastic Four (2015)
Just like I expected
Terrible film, the only thing worst than the cast was the story.
Thankfully I didn't have to pay to watch it since I got invited to the preview.
Since this movie was announced and the cast was reveled,thousands of fans were against it, I read at least on 10 different websites hundreds of comments against the cast, going from the teenager look of them, to the race difference on the human torch. The studios should never forget that fans and audiences are the ones who pay for their movies.
I really hope the second part is already canceled, but if by any chance the studio decides to go on with it, hopefully people will come to reason and don't waste money on it so this way studios will stop making garbage movies.