I can watch a movie where I need to suspend disbelief. I can watch movies with subtitles. I can watch movies where the hero does impossible things. But I CANNOT watch a movie that is full of so many ridiculous, idiotic concepts. I CANNOT watch a movie that is obviously just a shill piece for selling tickets in China. (Don't believe me just listen to the end credits song in Chinese) and finally I CANNOT watch a movie that treats its audience as idiots.
With this movie you end up spending most of the time focusing on the idiotically designed tech the ludacris situations and the complete asinine decisions along the way. Basic concepts that would NEVER happen even the dumbest movie. Like "oh there's a young kid on our sub going on a mission that's as dangerous as a space mission but oh well let's just keep going down to the highly dangerous crush depths full of megladons." Or when they're in their little boat surrounded by giant sharks who target even the smaller vibration and the one guy says "everyone quiet!" only for every idiot in the boat to then start making moronic quips at normal speaking volume. But the one that takes the cake is the idiot swimming with the captured Meg with his glorified clicker. Every time he does that chicken thing I just picture the viral video of the first Volvo Self Braking Car where a bunch of people line up and the car just PLOWS through them instead of stopping. That's what would have really happened if someone tried that test with any shark, let alone an Apex super predator who is programmed to do one thing. P my
To say this movie is dumb is an insult to dumb movies. Dumb movies know they are dumb and double down on the ridiculous. This movie just assumes YOU are dumb. This piece of crap makes the Sharknado movies look like Oscar bait.
With this movie you end up spending most of the time focusing on the idiotically designed tech the ludacris situations and the complete asinine decisions along the way. Basic concepts that would NEVER happen even the dumbest movie. Like "oh there's a young kid on our sub going on a mission that's as dangerous as a space mission but oh well let's just keep going down to the highly dangerous crush depths full of megladons." Or when they're in their little boat surrounded by giant sharks who target even the smaller vibration and the one guy says "everyone quiet!" only for every idiot in the boat to then start making moronic quips at normal speaking volume. But the one that takes the cake is the idiot swimming with the captured Meg with his glorified clicker. Every time he does that chicken thing I just picture the viral video of the first Volvo Self Braking Car where a bunch of people line up and the car just PLOWS through them instead of stopping. That's what would have really happened if someone tried that test with any shark, let alone an Apex super predator who is programmed to do one thing. P my
To say this movie is dumb is an insult to dumb movies. Dumb movies know they are dumb and double down on the ridiculous. This movie just assumes YOU are dumb. This piece of crap makes the Sharknado movies look like Oscar bait.
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