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Dark Places, Deadly Illusions (2021)
I love it!
After reading the critics here, I was expecting a low quality movie but it was really good and fun. First of all it doesn't feel like 2 hours. Acting was good. Suspense was always there, "Is this real or fantasy?" "Is the nanny poisoning her?" "What's going on?" etc. The only part I didn't like was the wrongfully executed mental health part in last 15 mins. I don't wanna spoil it, it doesn't happen like that!
I think conservative, homophobic, racist and boring people should stop watching Netflix & whining and watch the grass on their backyard.
Love, Death & Robots: Good Hunting (2019)
Chinese person is using a Katana
Are you kidding me? The original story was different. Whoever made the adaptation clearly didn't know a single thing about China, Hong Kong and Japan. And again weak naked women need male protection blabla...
This show is just pure garbage.
Love, Death & Robots: Three Robots (2019)
Not bad
It was not bad until the cat stuff. The jokes were written for teenager males. Cat stuff was unnecessary.
Love, Death & Robots: Shape-Shifters (2019)
Meh
Another story of how Americans ruined Afghanistan but this time dogs fight!
Love, Death & Robots (2019)
Black Mirror for straight males who have low intelligence
Pretentious, predictable, pathetic attempt for Sci-Fi.
It's really bad.
Chesapeake Shores (2016)
A rich WASP family doing rich WASP things
And whining about everything endlessly. But do I watch the show? Yes! The scenery is breathtaking, the real main character here. It's actually very calming especially if you had a bad day at work but I wish the characters were more realistic. Jessi who is a grown up woman acting like a child is painful to watch sometimes. My favorite is the father, the most realistic character ever. He is literally like a real person, now a scripted character. Kevin is also believable.
Awake (2021)
Story of people who completely lost it just because they couldn't sleep for a few days and their car broke
As a person who has been suffering sleep deprivation since childhood I can asssure you, it doesn't happen like that. You don't shoot people or try to sacrifice kids out of a sudden. There are so many questions to ask.
1) How can that white grandma be a mother of that latina? And what happened to her?
2) What was the point of the weirdo priest?
3) What happened to Dodger?
4) What is the reason behind all that? We just heard a theory from the crazy doctor, that's it.
5) Do you need to die and come back to life in order to get back the ability of sleep?
There are more I'm really sleepy right now so I'll keep it short.
Travelers: Jenny (2017)
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!
The accuracy is unbelievable! How is this even possible seeing the fuuture 3 years before? Incredible writing.
Travelers: Bishop (2016)
Writers don't know anything about aviaton!
What a garbage!
1) There is only 1 crew member on the plane? 1? Seriously? There are crew members as much as the exit doors! And it's the minimum number. You can't fly if the crew number is fewer than that. It's an international rule!
2) There are spesific places crew members have to sit. They can't just sit on a passenger seat!
3) There are no crew members sitting on the back galley! WTF?
4) There is only 1 pilot in the deck? There have be 2 pilots in the deck: Commander & F.O.
5) Some random guy who has never beein in a plane before knows everything and everywhere in the plane?
6) There is lack of oxygen and oxygen masks are on and that random guy and his mates just walk easily WITHOUT MASKS? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
It was a horrible episode!
Secret in Their Eyes (2015)
Waste of Time
First of all, El-Ankara Mosque? Wtf is that? Ankara is the capital city of Turkey where Turkish people speak Turkish language. What does "el" refer to? Stupid Americans think all muslims speak the same language?
During the film, I was waiting for something to happen. Nothing happened. Except for last 5 minutes. I gave 4 points only because of Julia Robert's acting. Nicole Kidman's role is same with any other role of her. And the black dude was just weird.
Go watch something else. It was a huge disappointment.
Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga (2020)
Americans making a "Euro"vision movie
Horrible! So many mistakes. People who have part in this movie in any way, don't have clue what Eurovision is! There can't be more than 6 people on stage, jury votes can't be revealed on semis, plugged in instrumentals are not allowed on stage, you can't just change the song 3 days before the contest etc.
Very stupid.
Killing Eve: Are You from Pinner? (2020)
Filler episode
It was by far the worst episode of Killing Eve ever!
How can people in a very small Russian village speak English so good?
Why would a Russian family speak English to each other?
And they played Ukraine's 2007 Euriovision Song Contest entry (Dancing Lasha Tumbai) at the fair. Considering how bad the relations between Ukraine and Russia are, it was very annoying to see an Ukrainian song was shown as if Russian.
I gave it 2/10 just because of Jodie Comer's incredible acting.
Modern Family: I Love a Parade (2018)
Worst episode in sitcom history!
I knew MF was going down down down but I thought at least the final season would be ok. It was not even ok, just horrible! Shame...