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What If...?: What If... Thor Were an Only Child? (2021)
A dumb, fun reminder of how far Thor has come
Interesting to see Thor behave like he did in his first movie. Really reminds you that he's come a long way as a character.
Scooby-Doo: Return to Zombie Island (2019)
A movie that didn't need to be made
I feel like this is a fair score to give this movie. While it's fun and entertaining, it wasn't a story that needed to be told using the island from Zombie Island. Take the general plot points and a decent movie could've been made without trying to use a familiar movie name just to double down on the nostalgia.
Lure the gang to a tropical island to make a movie. The island was famous for a pirate who landed there to bury his treasure. The island was cursed with some kind of monster. The director found a fancy pendant on site and has been wearing it the whole time. The monsters are after the pendant since it helps lead to the treasure. Most of the same shenanigans happen. And there you go. A decent, stand-alone, scooby doo movie is made.
I also want to point out that zombies literally have nothing to do with anything in this movie. Might as well have called it "Return to Cat Island"... Just please leave the other older movies alone.
Celebrity Watch Party (2020)
Embarrassing
This entire concept is an transparent and desparate attempt by Hollywood to maintain its relevancy and make sure no one forgets about them during lockdown. Don't waste your time. Actually let them fade into obscurity.
Captain Marvel (2019)
No Heart
I think that my title says it all. Even the worst of the Marvel movies try to have heart. This one does not. Captain Marvel is one of the worst, most uninteresting, most boring protagonists in recent memory. Every line she speaks is delivered in the most deadpan, monotonous voice all while she has an obnoxious smirk on her face. It baffles me that there are people out there who can honestly give this movie anything higher than a 5/10 rating. If Captain Marvel is going to be the new face of the MCU after Endgame then this is the beginning of the end of the universe.