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10/10
Enjoyable semi -Gay Film
7 July 2022
I like westers.

This is a solid movie with great stars, a little bit slow but enjoyable.

The story is not easy to follow, you must pay attention to the detalils and you find out wats goin on.

It is very interesting story, pease be patient and you will find out the mysteries in the plot.

Jane Campion (Monster) will bring you a nice western Drama, don´t expect action. I really enjoy it, Give this film a Chance, It is very Good.
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Venicephrenia (2021)
1/10
Terrible Actors, Poor Script
6 June 2022
I was fan of Alex De La iglesia since I was a kid, my favorites movies so far are "Perdita Durango" "El Día de la Bestia" and "Las Brujas de Zugarramurdi" all of them was fresh, and fun. Today: is a big letdown. The reason I watched the entire movie is because the locations and the costumes. I was intrigue about a slasher movie in Venice (sounds very exotic).

The characters are CHILDLISH and ANNOYING. The script is so poor that I was getting dizzy. Skip it at all cost.
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Alice (2022)
3/10
iT'S ANTEBELLUM (2020) BUT A LITTLE BIT BAD
13 April 2022
Watch Antebellum instead,Veronica Henley (Janelle Monae) is trapped in a terrible reality in the time of the Civil War...(I will go no further).

Alice is the same, just the development is in the 1800's. Well, the soundtrack on Alice is beautiful, nice songs, This movie does not offers you anything more.

TO BE HONEST I KINDA ENJOY IT BUT I DONT´T WANNA SEE THIS STINKER AGAIN.
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Frankenstein (II) (2015)
1/10
TOO SAD
9 March 2022
Warning: Spoilers
The modern version of Frankenstein.

The creature never been born - says Victor, and far from be a living dead made from several human parts is a young man with the man of a 1 year old child. He manage to escapes and once he is been capture by the police the creators deny him, so he starts living outdoors alone, and there is too much sadness, sad sad sad.... I almost cry. I don´t want to see this atrocity never again.
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1/10
SHAME. A reboot made for millennials.
23 February 2022
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I honestly hope to see more in this piece of trash. Emo Girls? Seriously? That was a total display of bad hair. Leatherface had a family he was not adopted, remember the grandpa in the original version? Well, the story has been changed in the most stupid way. The only thing I enjoyed was the slaying of the influencers in the bus (LOL) And Sally Hardesty was a terrible end (Is not fair that she could scape back in the 70s, chase Leatherface for over 3 years and then finally been killed by him)- so so STUPID. NETFLIX: Next rtime you making a reboot just PUT SOME BRAIN EFFORT on that. You skip this movie and go to a sunflower plantation to take a p***p. That is so much more fun.
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Let's Dream (2021)
1/10
Let´s snooze
13 December 2021
This is the best cure for insomnia; a bad, low budget movie.

The narrative makes you fall sleep.

. I wanted desperately walk away.

How this can be produced?

THIS MOVIE IS A COMPLETE TORTURE,NONSENSE AND IRRITATING.
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Lady Usher (2020)
1/10
Another low budget piece of garbage
12 December 2021
I see this movie because the poster is great but....

I couldn´t finish to watch is too slow and too boring.

The acting is terrible, and the production is very mediocre.

Next time i will watch the trailer before.
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Silent Night (I) (2021)
1/10
Really Hard To Watch
8 December 2021
My experience of watching this movie:

The music is awful, the script is terrible, the characters are 100% Annoying.

Skip this film is really awful, you see a bunch of stupid people sayying stupid things, doing stupid things.

My nerves are broken, i had no idea HOW BAD THIS WAS.
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Baby (II) (2020)
1/10
A BABY CRYING ALL THE TIME, THATS THE HORROR
11 March 2021
Can somebody tell me where is the story line IS ? can somebody tell me where the horror IS? can somebody tell me what this movie about? because it was painful to watch, boring, boring, boring, No Dialogues JUST A BABY CRYING ALL THE TIME DON´T WASTE YOUR TIME
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Mama Weed (2020)
2/10
Meh
11 March 2021
A missed opportunuty to make this film better. Isabelle Huppert was terrible, what happened to her? I remember her in "The Piano Teacher " and "Elle" and she was stunning. Now in "La daronne" is terrible, terrible. No, no, no.
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Sator (2019)
1/10
A Boring Hell
3 March 2021
I really try to enjoy this movie. The photography is very Pro, the editing and the technical aspects are good enough. THE PROBLEM: Theres is no story at all, no plot, no tension and terrible FLAT. You hear a tape recording voice over and over talking nonse over and over (maybe this is the most creepy element). I better watch The Blair Witch Project instead.
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Is That You? (2018)
1/10
Watching ice melting is better than this snooze-fest.
16 January 2021
I couldn´t find any horror moments. The entire movie is a drama with long silent scenes. For an instant you might think that is a silent film, except when they whisper, because you can barely understand what they say. I hardly can keep my eyes open. This film is grey, flat, boring, pointless, even watching ice melting is better.
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1/10
THE MOST CHEAP LOW BUDGET FLICK
5 February 2019
THIS IS A LOW BUDGET GARBAGE. BORING. BAD SCRIPT. BAD ACTING. BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD
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Bird Box (2018)
1/10
Bad, bad, bad
1 January 2019
Warning: Spoilers
You will turn a bad zombie if your open your eyes. Who can row a boat withe eyes blind folded? This is so stupid, not mention the invisible creature shaking the trees (as the smoke monster in "LOST") The woman (Sandra BullockU and the kids named "Boy" and "Girl" survied falling in a wild river blindfolded with a box of birds..,and the birds are all right. That could be a miracle, because there is no logical explanation. Mr.Malkovich, why you signed for this atrocious attemp to film? NETFLIX needs to disappear NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Secretary (2002)
1/10
Twisted and boring
7 November 2018
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A young patient from a mental institute find a job as a secretary with a paralegal lawyer. This girl has mental disease: The self cutting syndrome. Her boss is dominant and demanding so eventualy they became the sadist and the submissive. And that´s theplot. Is like a twisted version 50 Shades of Grey of the 90's. Even James Sader is playing the role of Edward Grey. I must believe thatE.L. James (author of 50 Shades saga) being inspired by this film. If I was a lawyer, I put E.L. James in jail for plagiarism. This movie is sick, ackward, boring and lame. Skip it.
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1/10
Six Feet Under (with some spooks)
28 October 2018
I was so exciting watching the first episodes with so many expactatiions, but my bubble burst when the lesbian sister Theodora (Kate Siegel) came along with his face reminding me the Angelina Jolie in Gia. Do she really needs to be lesbian or is LGTB propaganda? Then there is the junkie brother Luke (Oliver Jackson-Cohen) seems like is sinking more and more on his drug addiction,running away from rehab center and his flashbacks, oh boy this character is over dramatized. The most character i hate is the writer Michiel Huisman (Steven Crain)is really intolerable and annoying. In other hand, Carla Gugino (Olivia) is great, but there is no chemistry betwen her and his husband Hugh Crain (Henry Thomas) because she is a ten and he is a zero. So his acting is wooden and dull. There is a lot of ghost,scaries and good dialogues, but after the fith episode i start to snore. I hope this show gets better, otherwise I´m gonna drop for watching this.
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Resolution (III) (2012)
1/10
Boring and crapy in every minute
20 October 2018
If someone needs rehab is director Justin Benson. This movie is a pile of nonsense, boring, flat movie with no thrills. I felt like i was trapped in a capsule, the time stops and the story goes nowhere, The entirefilm is like Tarantino´s "Hateful Eight" talk, talk, talk...blah blah blah and nothing happens towards the great CRAPPY ENDING. Horror? Not a bit. FUN? I don´t think so (a torture instead) I don´t do drugs, but after watching this I want to fix myself a joint to forget all about this horrendous abomination.
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1/10
A Mexican jet set show? NETFLIX NEEDS A PURGUE.
29 September 2018
Why did i watchec this crap? Answer just to fullfill my curiosity. Veredict: This abomination is totally unwatchable. Snob entrepeneurs with horrible accents bragging. Thank God i was working in my computer and i didn't pay all the the attention. Netflix needs a PURGUE. AVOD THIS ATTROCITY.
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The Purge (2018–2019)
10/10
The Purge
11 September 2018
Warning: Spoilers
This is the kind of show i´ve been waiting for so long, it is very similar with the saga films on tv, so i can enjoy this action and thrills every week, forget about waiting years (lol), this shows is a new promise, i bet that get get any better every season-and every chapter- the only point that seems too boring is the three way situation, i hate any sexual plots to fill the time on tv or movies, i really do- i recommend this show, i know many people hate the violence, that´s why many cheesy movies are rated 10/10, so i rate this 10/10 because i love violence shows, enjoy
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1/10
33 minutes wasted
2 September 2018
Is this real or acting? This is the worst documentary I ever watched in years. It seems like a bad chapter of Reno 911 or less. This mockumentary or what ever it is, is not worth watching, is a hard to laugh. It seems like is a white trash ad or a bad amateur sketch. I rather watch Saturday Night Live, at least it really makes me laugh. Skip this documentary at all cost.
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1/10
Enter the crap
18 August 2018
I culdn´t fiish, I fall asleep. Horror film or insomnia remedy? Cliché: a bunch of idiotic students in a road trip. Boring,no interesting script, no great photography or art direction. The only positive element is the locations and nothing else. Weak direction. Bad casting. Poor acting. No plot, no story. No, no, no. stop making bad films. Making crap films should be prosecuted by law.
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Castle Rock (2018–2019)
3/10
Another puzzle
13 August 2018
J.J. Abrams, remember "LOST"? The same bull... I bet that we must watch another two or three seasons to find out what is really happening, I´m not that patient. I like the cast, the atmosphere, is above my expectations but c´mon, give us something solid. It is like a puzzle, and the pieces are all missing. I will watch the whole chapters but if the mess keeps goes on, I must stop watch.
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1/10
Cheesy, tragic and fully depressing
8 August 2018
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Can´t believe i watch the full movie. I admit i may be engaged for the fact that the ghost kid brought someone from the other side, but there was a few loose ends, like ¿Jacob crossed to the other side? ¿Who was the woman talking with Jacob (Elizabeth Mother?) ¿Elizabeth and Jacob will remain in the house or they just go to heaven after Jacob finally get his train? Anyway the wedding scene was beyond corny, not mention when Elizabeth dies. Just can´t bear the piano background music like a bad soap opera. The movie is tremendously sad, the romance scenes over the top and the plot failed so deep like the ocean. This was not good.
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Romina (2018)
1/10
Mediocre, Amateurish, Unwatchable
16 July 2018
Why the story was developed in Crystal Lake? Isn´t that the name of the lake in Friday The 13th? I think plagiarism. The production is so bad, an elementary school student could done a better job. There was no plot, no story, no smart dialogues, just a bunch of cursing all movie long and childlish behaviour instead. This is a cheap attemp of film making.
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Siren (I) (2016)
1/10
So bad in every way
22 June 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Bachelor party boys go to celebrate and they went to a lousy strip club. Then, there is a mystery guy who approaches and recommends a better place (So wwhy he is doing here in the firstb place?) Then , they go to the brothel and bum! Whores, whores, whores, and more whores. The dialogues are fulled with sex crap and the acting is even worse, so amateurish. The production is A-OK, but the cast is awful.

I get really bored.
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