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Shark Exorcist (2014)
the only thing to fear is the acting
I couldn't even watch the whole thing. And I apologize to sharks everywhere for this bastardization of them. It makes Sharknado and terrordactyl seem logical. This movie has some serious flaws and I only got 17.5 mins in. At least put t shark in the ocean and why I he girl mouth bleeding when she was bit in the leg. Have not experienced acting this bad since I was cast as servant number 3 in my highschool production of Hamlet. If you want to get revenge on someone make them watch this. Summoning demons doesn't even seem scary anymore. Classic scene though when the girl on the bench who says whatever and the other girl literally whatevers. Words cannot do this film justice for how atrocious it is. How do people get 300,000K budgets for these things? Buying two Lamborghini's and crashing them into one another without insurance would have been a better use for these funds. Next time whoever made this movie considers making another one please consider all the Starving children in the world a do the right thing with the money.