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The Family Stone (2005)
Wow...easily the worst chick flick I have seen in years
I wanna make this short because I don't think this movie is worth writing more than 10 lines. My girlfriend made me watch it and it kind of looked interesting at first. I hated it, and my girlfriend hated it (that's how bad it was), and both agree that this is the worst chick flick we have seen in a long time. Predictable, stupid, cheap drama, corny, cheesy, etc....seriously, the only reason we finished watching it is so we could find out if the predictions we made became true so we could get a good laugh out of it. The predictions we made were ridiculous, and they became true, it was hilarious. This is the greatest waste of talent in a movie ever. How did Sarah Jessica Parker get a Golden Globe Nomination for this? She was horrible in this movie (not that I think too highly of her).
Hit Me (1996)
Koteas is the only thing worth seeing
Terrible movie. We can definitely tell is the director's debut. The only thing worth was Koteas' performance. Otherwise it seems like a film made by high school kids. It has hints of a black comedy, but in the end it's not. It has a few plot twists but they are completely predictable. I will be taking the DVD to resell it at Blockbuster. I wouldn't want anyone to take a look at my DVD collection and see this thing in there. That would be embarrassing. I have to give it a couple of points because at least at the beginning it tries to give you a background on the reasons why Koteas did what he did, but the way the movie develops is poorly executed.