Alright, I'll make this one short and sweet:
I went to see this movie, because I wanted a silly little spooky doll flick about a spooky doll doing spooky doll stuff. What I got was a life-sappingly boring marriage drama featuring special guest appearances by Generic Ghost Girl #43894337 and Beelzebub, directed by a man with a fetishistic obsession with utterly pointless zoom-ins.
What made this whole thing plummet down to a 2-star-rating for me, despite its rather high production values, were the completely vacuous characters and their never-ending conversations filled with nothing but tired platitudes and forced melodrama. After 40 minutes of scenes alternating between stale babble and the female lead gawking concernedly at random things while the camera takes twelve years to zoom in on nothing, I just wanted it all to be over.
I went to see this movie, because I wanted a silly little spooky doll flick about a spooky doll doing spooky doll stuff. What I got was a life-sappingly boring marriage drama featuring special guest appearances by Generic Ghost Girl #43894337 and Beelzebub, directed by a man with a fetishistic obsession with utterly pointless zoom-ins.
What made this whole thing plummet down to a 2-star-rating for me, despite its rather high production values, were the completely vacuous characters and their never-ending conversations filled with nothing but tired platitudes and forced melodrama. After 40 minutes of scenes alternating between stale babble and the female lead gawking concernedly at random things while the camera takes twelve years to zoom in on nothing, I just wanted it all to be over.
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