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Mary's Land (2013)
Slow, ponderous, somewhat pompous, tried to be funny but fails.
This is a 21st century new age religious movie which seems written for a 10 year old audience. There's no real acting, the lines are simple minded and the only redeeming feature are the nature scenes scenes and the animals, which were voiced over with really simple language. Those are pretty good and can be used for a Sunday school class for little tots. The religion angle also seems a bit odd because it sure doesn't follow the Bible, yet it sounds as if they were trying to respect it. But beyond those early nature and creation scenes I just can't think of anything which merits praise. It's one of those really bad movies ones sits through thinking it has to get better. But it never does, so all that's left is wondering whether taking a nap through it may not be the better option.