I can't believe that it has taken me 37 years to write a review for Commando.
I first saw it on VHS when I was about 9 years old (Unsuitable for that age group yes, I know, but my parents were never into the whole "movie ratings" thing).
Anyway, apart from developing a huge crush on Alyssa Milano for the rest of my junior/ high school years because of this film, I also witnessed a masterpiece. Commando is, and I firmly believe this, the best of the classic "action movie star" films.
I am also utterly convinced that this is Arnie's best film, forget T2, forget Predator, forget True Lies, forget Eraser (yeah right, as if Eraser stood a chance!), Commando is where it's at if you want to see the great man at the peak of his Hollywood powers.
So, Arnie and his daughter are living the "quiet life" in the mountains of northern California after Arnie has left his elite military unit and decided to retire. Unfortunately his subordinate from said unit (who Arnie fired for reasons never quite made clear, perhaps crimes against fashion?) has other ideas, and he has hatched a "cunning plan" for revenge and the humiliation of Arnie, and the overthrow of a banana-republic president all at the same time, yes, he has been very busy!
When we meet Arnie, he is carrying a huge log, that he just cut down, with a chainsaw, which is in his other hand, we immediately know this guy is not to be trifled with, and not just because it is Arnie, who we know from previous action films. We are presented here with such awesome masculinity that I am surprised the bad guys didn't just leave him alone and re-think their plans. But then we meet his daughter, and a softer side emerges, the "fun" Arnie who feeds deer from his hand and enjoys ice cream, maybe the bad guys were suckered in by this? I bet they were kicking themselves all the way to Hell for making such a grave error of judgement! Not long passes before she is kidnapped. After this affront by his old colleagues, who now clearly don't like him, we just know that violence will ensue (in fact, some already has).
I won't go into too many specifics here because I don't want to spoilt it for anyone who has not yet seen it, but once the story gets going it is really a "detective" story, you will marvel at how Arnie stalks down his opponents to extract information, at how he pieces the clues together so meticulously to find out where his daughter is being held, all with the help of the wonderful Rae Dawn Chong as Cindy.
When the time comes for the final confrontation, the viewer is ready, and under no pretense that this will be war (and I mean an actual war). It does not disappoint. However there are a few glaring errors in Commando which made me question Arnie's "Special forces" training, I will illustrate below (spoilers involved).
1: When Arnie sends Cindy into the mall bar to talk to Sully and she sends the cop outside to arrest Arnie he is standing next to a pillar. When the cop looks at him he basically pulls his head back and leaves his entire 6ft 5 hugely muscled frame still fully visible to the cop, not very Special Forces.
2: When Arnie rows in the inflatable dingy out to the final confrontation on the island, he does so in just his underpants. What if the guys were waiting for him on the beach? Again, not very Special Forces, and rather embarrassing!
3: When Arnie arrives at the final confrontation, he places explosives and totally destroys four buildings. Not once did he check that Jenny may actually be in one of them? He could have blown his own daughter to smithereens, not very Special Forces.
Even though these errors are unforgivable, Commando still stands head and shoulders above all other 80's action flicks. Simply because it is just so much fun to watch, Arnie is at the top of his game, the body count is in the 100's (literally), one-liners are aplenty and everything just works.
Lightning in a bottle my friends, lightning in a bottle.
Watch it, and tell me you didn't get goosebumps at the end when "We fight for Love" by The Power Station kicks in!
I first saw it on VHS when I was about 9 years old (Unsuitable for that age group yes, I know, but my parents were never into the whole "movie ratings" thing).
Anyway, apart from developing a huge crush on Alyssa Milano for the rest of my junior/ high school years because of this film, I also witnessed a masterpiece. Commando is, and I firmly believe this, the best of the classic "action movie star" films.
I am also utterly convinced that this is Arnie's best film, forget T2, forget Predator, forget True Lies, forget Eraser (yeah right, as if Eraser stood a chance!), Commando is where it's at if you want to see the great man at the peak of his Hollywood powers.
So, Arnie and his daughter are living the "quiet life" in the mountains of northern California after Arnie has left his elite military unit and decided to retire. Unfortunately his subordinate from said unit (who Arnie fired for reasons never quite made clear, perhaps crimes against fashion?) has other ideas, and he has hatched a "cunning plan" for revenge and the humiliation of Arnie, and the overthrow of a banana-republic president all at the same time, yes, he has been very busy!
When we meet Arnie, he is carrying a huge log, that he just cut down, with a chainsaw, which is in his other hand, we immediately know this guy is not to be trifled with, and not just because it is Arnie, who we know from previous action films. We are presented here with such awesome masculinity that I am surprised the bad guys didn't just leave him alone and re-think their plans. But then we meet his daughter, and a softer side emerges, the "fun" Arnie who feeds deer from his hand and enjoys ice cream, maybe the bad guys were suckered in by this? I bet they were kicking themselves all the way to Hell for making such a grave error of judgement! Not long passes before she is kidnapped. After this affront by his old colleagues, who now clearly don't like him, we just know that violence will ensue (in fact, some already has).
I won't go into too many specifics here because I don't want to spoilt it for anyone who has not yet seen it, but once the story gets going it is really a "detective" story, you will marvel at how Arnie stalks down his opponents to extract information, at how he pieces the clues together so meticulously to find out where his daughter is being held, all with the help of the wonderful Rae Dawn Chong as Cindy.
When the time comes for the final confrontation, the viewer is ready, and under no pretense that this will be war (and I mean an actual war). It does not disappoint. However there are a few glaring errors in Commando which made me question Arnie's "Special forces" training, I will illustrate below (spoilers involved).
1: When Arnie sends Cindy into the mall bar to talk to Sully and she sends the cop outside to arrest Arnie he is standing next to a pillar. When the cop looks at him he basically pulls his head back and leaves his entire 6ft 5 hugely muscled frame still fully visible to the cop, not very Special Forces.
2: When Arnie rows in the inflatable dingy out to the final confrontation on the island, he does so in just his underpants. What if the guys were waiting for him on the beach? Again, not very Special Forces, and rather embarrassing!
3: When Arnie arrives at the final confrontation, he places explosives and totally destroys four buildings. Not once did he check that Jenny may actually be in one of them? He could have blown his own daughter to smithereens, not very Special Forces.
Even though these errors are unforgivable, Commando still stands head and shoulders above all other 80's action flicks. Simply because it is just so much fun to watch, Arnie is at the top of his game, the body count is in the 100's (literally), one-liners are aplenty and everything just works.
Lightning in a bottle my friends, lightning in a bottle.
Watch it, and tell me you didn't get goosebumps at the end when "We fight for Love" by The Power Station kicks in!
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