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Godzilla (2014)
6/10
Hard to Enjoy What Can't be Seen
13 August 2016
My hubby and I like watching old Godzilla movies -- the cheese is just wonderful and the monsters so silly. I can't say whether or not this movie is very cheesy or the monsters silly because at least half the movie is in darkness! What few glimpses of the monsters we had seemed in line with the old films, silly and huge. The attempt to make an interesting human story underneath the entire monster fight scenes felt contrived; the humans could have been removed from the movie and it would have only made a shorter film. The acting wasn't bad but it was pointless because in all honesty, there isn't anything a mere human or human military could do against such creatures if they aren't making a personal connection with them. I have never checked my clock as often with any other Godzilla movie. Bored out of our minds.
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You're My Pet (2011)
6/10
Interesting Spin on Manga Falls Short of TV Series
29 December 2011
Warning: Spoilers
I've now seen three versions of this story.

The manga series that covers about three years of the lives of Momo and Sumire, the Japanese TV series "Kimi wa petto," and then an English translation of this Korean film.

The TV series is much closer to the manga in terms of character but I actually preferred the ending to the TV series because it leaves room for more advancement and development. That Sumire, the female lead, is more active in the TV series is very important to the story because the tale is more cultural commentary than romantic comedy.

The Korean movie continues the story further into the manga series but mixed up scenes out of order. The translation I saw was also very poorly done and many sentences made no sense at all. If you didn't know the story, you'd be lost in the translation.

The greatest different in the Korean is what made me like these least of the three version. The movie is very much a romantic comedy; the manga and the TV series are cultural commentary first and foremost. While there are certainly differences between Japan and Korean, this film never focused on the challenges that our female lead faces or the difficulties her human pet faces simply because they are not comfortable being the "man" and "woman" their society says they should be.

I don't want to spoil any of the versions though with more detail. Read and watch them all and I think you will see what I'm writing about.
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A Minion Journey -- Character Spoiler Alert
14 September 2011
Warning: Spoilers
When people focus on the character of Vanessa in this movie, they are actually missing the point of the film. This isn't about vampires, this isn't about sex or gore, this is about what it is like to become the enslaved servant of a vampire.

The main male character Raymond, is the owner and operator of a wax museum preparing for a new display about Dracula and vampire in folktales, legends, and popular culture. He accepts an extra shipment of boxes and soon finds himself in the thrall of Dracula's wife, Vanessa. Played by Lenny von Dohlen, Raymond is confused, enchanted, terrified, aroused, and even giddy at various times in the movie. He clings to his humanity by clinging to love of his girlfriend, Jenny, as he struggles in pure Renfield fashion to resist his own blood lust.

With so much romance about vampires in our literature and films, it was a nice change to see a truly horrific vampiric creature and her nevertheless strong hold over a main character. Too often female vampires are belittled as sexy or subordinate but Vanessa is a real monster and she holds Raymond in her hand, using mental powers on him even while she sleeps, and forcing him to witness her murderous rampages.

While not the best vampire film ever, this hardly qualifies as one of the worst either. If you step back and look at Raymond in the film you may appreciate it on a new level.
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4/10
These actors could and should have done better
6 February 2011
Warning: Spoilers
This isn't the worst vampire movie I've ever seen, I've seen much, much worse. However, given the cast I was expecting more of the acting but perhaps some of that fault must lie in the hands of the director. The story itself seems spotty, problem with the script or the editing, I can't say, but it seems to be both a case of too many subplots -- vampire romance, vampire rivalries, murder investigation, secret society, and mismatched human lovers. The subordinate vampires in a strange little coven that has odd "living" habits, know far too much compared to their leader. Thus mismatch if knowledge is only added to by a mismatch of language and behavior that varies most gravely in the character of Alex, the vampire leader. At least the horror of vampire attacks is a nice change from a string of angst ridden, romantic subtle killings that seem to be pervading our movies and television show. While I have no problem with romance and even humanity in vampires, I think we should never forget that they are, first and foremost, monsters.
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8/10
Not for Children
5 January 2009
I think the biggest problem this movie has is that it was marketed as a children's movie when I do not think that is what it was at all. No, in fact, I'd say this was a movie for adults, young adults, who feel like things are not going their way or who feel like they have never fit in with the world around them.

The movie made my husband and I both cry and laugh though we did see some holes we wished had been filled in the story by extending it further. Frankly I can't imagine anyone under 12 enjoying the movie because it isn't honestly a movie for them. If you are an adult or you feel out of place and like the absurd then you might like this movie. But if you are expecting a typical "children's movie" or something science fiction/fantasy, look elsewhere.
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She-Wolf of London (1990–1991)
8/10
Second season?
25 May 2008
There was a second season of this series, called "Love and Curses" where Randi and the professor moved to the states and he hosted a television should about mythology and the supernatural which they always ended up investigating or battling. No listing on here for that, someone who has the knowledge should add it. My husband I used to watch this show while we were in college and then again on the Sci Fi channel when they did their limited series collection show -- that was a great show! They should bring it back and show all those odd limited shows again. "She-Wolf of London" was campy but as someone who now has a PhD minor in folklore it was also interesting to see them play with legends, myths and folktales.
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10/10
Movie = Drugs
16 August 2006
Warning: Spoilers
This movie was an amazing vision of the novel. Wonderful, funny, intense, and very much like during Substance D yourself. While all of the actors did a good job, Robert Downey Jr's performance took the show. For those who think its boring, have you read the book? For those who think the animation is over the top, have you read the book? The only way it could have been better was to always have the animation only for those doing the drugs and the rest be straight film but as it is, you feel like you've been doing the drugs yourself and it isn't a good experience, it makes you feel like Substance D is a bad thing; those who make it are even worse. It could be today sadly.
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