Reviews

This is the future comic book adaptations are headed? THEN WATCH...ME..GO. What a sucker punch. I had such a big hopes (mostly because of the hype created by people who invested millions into this flop), that it really hurts me to say, the biggest disappointment in 2008 was this movie. (Although, I still can't say it was the worst) There is nobody I can warn about this movie since I was probably the last person to see it on the earth, But-Man, to see a great franchise falling this low?! Millions of dollars spent on this movie, could have ended the poverty on this world, and I couldn't see anything to justify the spending. For example the bat-cave, in this movie is an undecorated, plain, underground garage. Fhuy!! Batman costumes always were lacking behind other super hero's outfit, however for what they used here, I have to admit I seen better on some kids showing up at my doorstep for Halloween. Not to mention it was so uncomfortable that Christian B. couldn't even move properly in it,(heck, he couldn't even speak properly in it), so all the fight scenes were TERRIBLE, hidden in dark or under a stroboscope light. How about the gay cowboy licking his mouth every 5 seconds, scary? try Retarded (No offense) Imitating raw home made camera footage, once invented by Blair Witch Project, in a News-break part was when I almost smashed my TV. (Again, where the money went in this film???????????????????????)

I'll tell You where. Paying all the critics for a few favorable words. Shame, on You Hollywood.

Sure, Tim Burton and Joel Schumacher versions were Over-The-Top, But-Man, did I love their use of colors and mood, it was a visual treat.

Dark Knight: was it a bad movie?, No, it wasn't.

Disappointment? You betcha'a!

Long Live Jack Nicholson.

Warning all martial arts movie fans: Don't watch this! I wish there was a review or a clue to prevent me from renting this atrocity. I promised myself, I will not rate any movie with 1 out of 10, simply because somebody put time and effort into realization of such, and that alone deserves rating 2.

However how can you justify so much standing, sitting, dancing around in any movie let alone in martial arts or self proclaimed action film. Add to that: horrific acting, stupid script, terrible sound, fight scenes so hilarious for a good while I thought I'm watching a spoof, and editing at accelerated speed to cover up protagonists clumsiness in fighting skills. If they were to use any famous doubles you wouldn't had have hard time to recognize them at all.

I can only recommend this movie to Richard Roeper on the fact that he gave Ong Bak a thumb down in Ebert & Roeper at the Movies with reasoning that there was only 7 minutes of plot in excess to action. Well, Happy Birthday Richard, here is THE movie for you: Twin Daggers! All you can consume buffet of fable, followed by lengthy abeyance, to finish off with just a dash of engagement.

"I'm running out of tricks here (5:50)... In the name of...(6:00)... I have a bad feeling about this (7:24)... I sense a trap... (8:14)..." Ahhh... forget it, not even 10 minutes into a movie and nobody could put together a phrase longer than a sentence, yet. Since Mr. Lucas was taking vocabulary contraception pills, hopefully this is the last instalment of the Star Wars series. All the little magic from episode IV, V, VI is gone and ruined. Ratings like 8/10 on this site and 2 thumbs up, just doesn't make sense, and are unjust for other great movies, that are ranked behind this ...another episode of ReBoot cartoon. This movie has in places very nice futuristic background (and then again in other parts it is amateurish), also the revealing how Darth Vader got his suit is satisfactory to a sci-fi flick, and that's it. Nothing and I mean nothing else is worth to mention in this movie. 3 out of 10