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Sex (1992 Video)
10/10
All About It
31 March 2007
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The 60 minute video for Madonna's Sex book is a great work of art. It's like seeing the book come alive as it's almost in every location. There is no talking in this film just 1920's music and Madonna is absolutely beautiful. Very rare to find now in days it's a must have for a every Madonna fan but the quality more than likely will be terrible due to the number of times copying.

The video shows Madonna nude most of the time laying on her back against the ocean, riding a bicycle, dancing with Naomi Campbell and kissing and horsing around with then boyfriend Vanilla Ice. It's a lovely companion for the book. Very artistic and creative.

Remember this film was never released only given by Madonna to 100 of her closest friends at the Sex Book release party. Somehow the video got out and might be on sell on Ebay time and time again.
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4/10
Very Different From What I Expected!
6 November 2006
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Upon reading the production of this film nearly 2 years ago I was excited to see another TCM movie. The original series were great and the remake of the original was all right. When I finally saw this movie I was this disappointed for many reasons.

001. It offers very little background on Leatherface and The Beginning shows him to be a ruthless killer. Yet in TCM (remake) he has feelings. This movie made him be a monster like Freddy and Jason.

002. Who in the hell cast Jordana Brewster? This woman does nothing in this film except run and whine. I'm glad she was killed off. Sorry, Jordana but TCM just wasn't for you.

003. Why does Hollywood always want to kill everybody? Sure it was great for the first few remakes but in every movie you lead the audience to believe someone will actually survive and you kill them off like 10 seconds before the credits? Get some new material!

004. One good thing about the movie is how the Sheriff came to be. He kills a cop then passes off a masquerade of being one. He's even more evil and bigamist than the first. The whole soldier/marine torture was just brilliant and the bubble wrap almost death was alright. It had me going!

Things that made no sense:

001. The biker chick. What a waste! She makes the survivors crash into a cow on the road; planning to rob them and the damn woman gets shot by the Sheriff. Dumb! Thanks Sheriff!

002. The hook impaled in the woman was too gory. Why?

003. The fat lady that says "Oh my, my, my". It was hilarious when they shoved her against the door. She must weigh 500+ pounds.

004. The birth scene should have had more details and more background on Leatherface.

005. Leatherface's personality in this film. No more sensitivity. Just steel heart!

Throughout, the movie provided a few good scares. Too much hyped scenes and the ending was just dumb. Why make a movie if you plan to kill everybody? You could've let Jordana survive like Jessica Biel in TCM and Burns in TCM The Original. Hollywood needs to reconsider what they plan to produce and remake. If not before long, hit movies like Grease, Jaws, The Godfather and Scarface will be remade. Stop the remakes and be creative. Overall, the movie did not pass with me. 4/10 stars. Sorry!
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Demons (1985)
Demoni (1988)
7 July 2006
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Demoni(also known as Demons) is a 1985 classic horror film made by Dario Argento and Lamberto Bava. Demoni and it's sequel Demoni II were released on DVD by Anchor Bay Entertainment but are now out of print. What a shame. These movies were great. Filled with gore, ghastly makeup, and a ass-kicking soundtrack from the 80's which included such bands as Motley Crue.

The movie begins with Cheryl returning from a trip through the Berlin subway. Then, a guy with a mask who never speaks gives her to two free passes to a movie playing in a new movie theater. Her friend, Kathy has reluctant feelings going since she hates horror movies. The "Metropol" theater is somewhat cathedral looking with solid doors. A hooker named Rosemary grabs a mask which infects to become one of the demon race. So, now demons are loose, people are getting massarced and there is no way out!!!

I suggest you get a copy of Demoni and Demoni II. They are great!! Although, they are discontinued, I'd suggest you try a third party seller.

Gore 9/10 Music 10/10 Plot 7/10 Acting 8/10 Scare Factor 6/10

Total: 40/50
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Demons 2 (1986)
A great sequel but loses touch from first Demons!
4 June 2006
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I had seen this film when I was eight or so and recently bought the Anchor Bay DVD on Ebay and I thought Demons II was great. The movie starts off with a supposedly birthday party for a girl named Sally whose a real bitch to her friends. So, when Jacob a boy she dislikes is invited to her party; she runs to her room and decides to watch a horror movie.

The horror movie is about four teens inspecting the remains of Berlin in which they find a dead, aged demons. Blood drips from the girl's finger and revives the demon. The demon then comes out of the TV and possesses Sally.

The great thing about these movies is the transformation part. As soon as the door opens, the music and Sally's acting is great. The gore is great and the storyline. The dubbing and the darkness are awful. If you're a fan of Lamberto Bava/Dario Argento, I'd suggest this film but the dubbing and the darkness in the film will screw this film for you. Take a chance.
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Night of the Demons II
4 April 2006
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Being a big fan of the franchise I wanted to view NOTD 2 but I could never found it. I searched through video stores and online shops but no luck. Finally, I bought it on Ebay as a bootleg DVD. the movie was all right but it had to do a lot with religion.

The movie starts off with two Jehovah Witnesses visiting Hull House. (Dumb! Haven't they heard the stories about the demons!!) They're greeted by Angela and then sliced by her mighty machete. The movie then shifts to a church school. We meet Angela's sister Melissa "Mouse" who apparently dreams of her sister as a demon tearing off her lips. Melissa is bullied by Shirley. When, Shirley and her friends are banned from the Halloween Dance, Shirley decides to throw a party of her own. Shirley asks Bibi to covince Melissa to come. Guess what? They go to Hull House. Try to wake up the demons. Have sex. And finally, Angela appears and seduces a punk in her demon form. Bibi takes a lipstick which is a gateway for the demons. Shirley somehow gets ahold of the lipstick and is possessed. Havoc begins at the party and Angela has a plan to kill Melissa. But, some boy who people think is a geek actually tells Sister Gloria about it and the Church must fight Angela in order to save Melissa.

7/10. Acting was all right. Amelia Kinkade was great as Angela. Nudity good. I recommend this if you're alone on Saturday Night and in the mood for a scary, nude, movie! Avoid Night of the Demons III!!!!
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10/10
Go Go Power Rangers!
13 March 2006
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I used to watch this show when I was just a little kid and I awe at how long it's been since this show was on.

Power Rangers was a fad at the time and everyone was in it. They had the latest clothes, movies, toys etc. The story was cool. A witch named Rita Repulsa is freed and is trying to take over the world but only on force is in her way, Zordon of Eltar. So, he chooses 5 later 6 teenagers for power rangers. It's gets interesting after that Rita gets a Green Ranger, and Zordon creates a White Ranger.

Total, the series was awesome for us. The other Power Rangers spin offs are pointless and will never be as good as this one.

It's Morphin Time!
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Nightmare in Badham County (1976 TV Movie)
9/10
Abused
6 January 2006
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I saw this movie a month ago and I loved it. The story is about two young college girls passing through a town and get a flat. A African-American helps them before being shooed by the evil cop (Chuck Connors). They stop at the local gas station to get help and they are told that it'll be done in the morning. They camp out in the woods and are awaken by the cop and arrested for trespassing. They are sent to the Ladies Prison in which they find out the true horrors of Badham County. They cannot contact their family and they cannot leave the prison without being killed. This movie is a must see so I recommend this movie to anyone. Few nude scene. Lesbian action and a thriller chase scene. Go and see it!
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9/10
Fair Enough
18 November 2005
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I really enjoyed this movie. I really don't see why it's being called a disgrace. Sure, I've read the Dollanganger series and the movie left the rest out. The movie was unique among some. A mother (Victoria Tennant) takes hr four children to Foxsworth Mansion and hides them in the attic so her dying father will never know. I liked that Louise Fletcher accepted this role. She was great as the evil grandmother and Victoria Tennant too. Her eyes made you feel sorrow for her at first and then hatred for her. I really didn't like the fact that Kristy Swanson played Cathy she was so whiny and overeacted. Most of why people hate this movie is because of the rape scene between Cathy and Christopher. I just have one thing to say I'm glad they cut it. It would be very disgraceful to the movie but it was better in the book. And for the climax when the mother dies and the confrontation was taken from Petals on the Wind but the mother does not die. Overall, I suggest this movie to anyone who would want to see a great move of betrayal but I suggest you should also read V.C. Andrews books which expand the story much more.
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10/10
Leaving so Soon?
4 June 2005
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I neglected this film when I used to go to the movie store but then the curiosity got to me and I decided to check it out. I loved it!!! The movie starts off with Judy and Jay heading for a Halloween party at the abandoned funeral parlor Hull House. Then we meet a few more characters, Angela and Suzzanne ( the hosts), Frannie, Max, Rodger, Sal and Helen. Then of course they start to party and when they''re really in the mood they decide to have a séance which awakens a demon. The demon possesses Angela and she starts her gruesome slaughtering. Will they survive the Night of the Demons.

The movie was overall great. The gore was fine but the nudity provided by Linnea Quigley (Trash from ROTLD) once again screws it. I never was a fan of hers and never will be.
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