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Windfall (2022)
Pointless Ending - Absolutely Pointless
Yeah, the poor-little gold-digger is ACTUALLY the victim, that's what this movie actually tries to do. It actually tries to take this little female leech, and turn her into some kind of victim.
Stupid ending - pointless movie.
Vikings (2013)
Yeah - That Pretty Boy Would've Been King of Vikings - Sure Thing!
Show was great, until Ragnar dies, then it becomes a pointless soap opera!! I quit watching. Who comes up with this SHEETE!! Sure - a cripple pretty boy, who's acting is horrible, would've ruled over Vikings?!? Sure thing morons. The pretty boy they have playing the part doesn't fit at all, he skimpers around trying to look like a psycho, but we're supposed to believe that an entire village would've followed this little pretty boy, even when he claims to be a god? STUPID!! There's no other word for it, that epitomizes what they did to this show. R-tarded comes close.
Vikings (2013)
Yeah - That Pretty Boy Would've Been King of Vikings - Sure Thing!
Show was great, until Ragnar dies, then it becomes a pointless soap opera!! I quit watching. Who comes up with this SHEETE!! Sure - a cripple pretty boy, who's acting is horrible, would've ruled over Vikings?!? Sure thing morons. The pretty boy they have playing the part doesn't fit at all, he skimpers around trying to look like a psycho, but we're supposed to believe that an entire village would've followed this little pretty boy, even when he claims to be a god? STUPID!! There's no other word for it, that epitomizes what they did to this show. R-tarded comes close.
House of Last Things (2013)
A Test of Your Ability to Stand the Boring
This movie is a test of your ability to withstand the absolute boring, knowing you will receive no payout. Early in the film, you know what the supposed "mystery" is. Your first thought is, once you realize it, "I hope that's not the only surprise."
Guess what? It is! That's it. There is nothing more to it. If there was an award for being the slowest to get to the point, this film would win. Oh, but chuck full of double en'tendre and simile. If that's your thing, and prefer to not get it in a book, watch away.
In my opinion, every single person who rated this movie above 3 stars should be glad the Jone's massacre is over with, because they are the sort who would be susceptible to jumping on his bandwagon. Don't go near cults. You're mind lacks individual thinking.
Raw Cut (2013)
Dumb & Dumber Too
Dumb & Dumber ... would've been the appropriate name for this waste of cinematography. The protagonista is horrible. That's all I need to say. The actual film looks like it was shot on someone's 1980-era camcorder - the kind you put a VHS tape into. The acting quality fluctuates like a vacillating fan. At times it is actually good, then - the very next minute - you're thinking "how the hell did they not re-shoot that scene? Horrible!"
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The ending makes about as much sense as trying to shave with a machete! Here's the epitome of the story-line: heartless, scheming, acting bitch wants to make a movie, so she films a weekend with her new boyfriend and her boyfriend's best friend, Jack, and Jack's wife. So, the four of them are together on a ranch in Wyoming, spending - what is supposed to be - a relaxing weekend; however, the heartless acting bitch is actually scheming to film the entire weekend and then kill her boyfriend and the other two guests, which she does, in the proffered pursuit of making a horror film.
As she's killing everyone, she tells them "thank you, for helping me make the perfect movie." Kills them, then smiles.
Okay? Here's a little question: what exactly are you going to do with that movie? She is supposed to be the consummate schemer, but she failed to realize that if she shows anyone the film, she's going to go to prison for murder! HELLO!!????!!
Like I said, DUMB & DUMBER!
Sader Ridge (2013)
Brainless
This movie was absolutely brainless. Look, the term "psychological thriller" is just a pseudonym for "movie that has not satisfying ending." Either the movie is interesting in the beginning, because the plot presents some "unexplainable" occurrence, and has you hooked wondering "how's that possible?"
You get to the end, and "surprise!" It wasn't possible. The character was really crazy! Ha ha! Got you! The only good thing about those story lines is that, even though you are ticked off at the end, at least for the part of the movie you are interested.
If you asked, before I watched this movie, what was worse, a psychological thriller that provides some "unexplainable" plot twist and then cops out and doesn't explain it at the end OR one that doesn't and just sort of lets you know the person is insane from the get-go, I might have said the former.
The truth is, I now realize that it's the later. You're going to be disappointed either way, but at least with the former you are interested at some point in time.
I trudged through this brainless movie and it was a total waste of time. This is by far the biggest waste of cinematography to come to film that I have seen in some time.
The main character is obnoxious. The antagonist, who apparently is supposed to be scary, is a wimp. Anyone of the other characters would have kicked his backside in real life. I could do it with my pinkie finger.
Save yourself! Don't waste your time. Unless you happen to like monotonous ambiguities that no one else likes so you can act all snooty and academic ... in that case, by all means ... you intellectual. ...