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Star Trek: Discovery (2017)
Star Dreck....
Would you eat a fly encrusted pile of excrement if they put it into a nice Digiorno Pizza box?
Or would it STILL taste like C R A P once you unwrap it from it's disguise?
What does 'discovery' have to offer???
'Discovery' is filled from end-to-end, from wall-to-wall, with liberal lies and propaganda, despair, anger, bitterness, petty confrontation, maliciousness, self-absorption, arrogance, divisiveness, hedonism, and on and on and on with the vilest of human characteristics on full display.....
It's as if we have actually achieved, in reality, the plot-line of so many "Mirror' universe episodes throughout the Star Trek universe.
An EVIL Federation, with an EVIL Captain, and an EVIL agenda.
Utterly antithetical to everything that 'Star Trek' represents....
Another appalling disgrace from hellywood's hopelessly deluded liberals. Not original, Not revolutionary, NOT thought-provoking, just BAD, BAD, BAD !
'Discovery' is a disgrace to humanity along with the lesser crime of being an insulting disgrace to the vaunted Star Trek universe.
The Last Dance (2020)
Entertaining Documentary
A good watch filled with anecdotes about the career of Michael Jordan. Michael had a premonition about the way people would view him after this documentary. He was spot on with his pre-release prediction. Absolutely spot on !!
I believe M.J. lessens his own legacy when he denigrates players he faced as much less skilled than him or easy to overcome, like Gary'The Glove' Payton.
If it was so easy to defeat them then perhaps his career was NOT so spectacular. Many of his opponents weren't really a challenge, according to him. He owned them whenever he so chose to own them...yawn, nothing to see here, easy peasy, no challenge, a walk in the park,,,,,
So, with his own declarations, he lowers the mountain he had to climb to achieve the summit. We thought he climbed Mt. Everest six times, but apparently we were mistaken, and he only had to stroll through a day-hike to the summit of 'Half-Dome' six times.
It always amazes me that so many sports figures use this exact same 'braggadocio' to describe their own achievements.
Trying to talk themselves UP and they are actually talking themselves DOWN.
If it's easy it's not an achievement, Mr. Jordan.
Two and a Half Men: Gumby with a Pokey (2010)
Funny episode but unrealistic...
Hilarious episode where Charlie loses his head after smoking the ghanja.
Realistically though, being a 20 year veteran of glaucoma medication myself, there is something ELSE going on with that joint Berta rolled for them.
Never once hallucinated ANYTHING from the smoking of marijuana.
That is a straight up PCP or Acid-trip reaction Charlie seems to be suffering from...
Of course , ya' can't make a funny episode out of a dude who eats a whole bag of chips, a pint of ben & jerry's, and falls asleep watching a movie......
Heck, even us stoners aren't going to be sitting through an episode like that....
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
An excellent and funny Sitcom
Brooklyn 99 is one of the better sitcoms out there....
Many of the episodes are out and out hilarious, some of the episodes are overloaded with self-satisfied S.J.W. messages, and some of the episodes are just plain unfunny and tedious. B99 is a great sitcom that has ups and downs across all the seasons. Like any TV series I have ever watched and liked/loved there are episodes I love and episodes I dislike. B99 has not lost it's mojo but it has been a bit overwhelmed lately by too many 'writers and directors with agendas' . Unfortunately, as is always the case, when a writer and director have their entertainment priorities suborned by their need to push a message the final product on the screen suffers for it...These misplaced priorities have blown up some episodes all the way from season 1 thru to season 7, but the majority of the episodes are quality and focused on producing some damn fine humor.
A single bad episode seems to send some folks into a spiral, because they forget the beauty of the sitcom format. There will be another episode next week and you might just find that it's your favorite B99 episode ever....and suddenly their sky won't be falling anymore.....at least until the next bad episode....lol
Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Debbie (2020)
Congratulations Debbie !
WOW !!! I never thought it was remotely possible for B99 to introduce a character that I would find more annoying than Gina Linetti. Incredibly, Debbie Fogle has made it happen. Thankfully the folks at B99 have deleted that character from the series just as quickly as that character became tedious and grating.
I would have to concur with many of the other reviewers that this episode is not very funny and frequently irritating. Not the worst but no where near the best.
The New Explorers (1990)
Woof Lost me with the 'Betrayal at the lil Bighorn"....
I almost shot my own TV when these clowns claimed Reno could have clearly heard the rifle volleys Custer's trapped command fired to alert Reno's command to their impending doom.
There the 'documentarians' are, standing at Reno's position telling everyone of their crew to shut up and be real quiet so they can listen for their test rifle volleys from Custer's final position. Then, after barely hearing it with total silence around them, they conclusively decide that Reno must have heard it and judge him responsible for abandoning Custer.
Unfortunately for Reno he did not have these 'documentarians' around in 1876 to shush the soldiers firing on the native american warriors attacking Reno's position. Nor did their time machine make them available to silence the wounded and screaming men and horses. They certainly were not there to ask the warriors surrounding Reno's position to please stop shooting so they can listen for the shooting.There were 350-plus troopers at Reno's position and at least as many horses and mules !!! A recipe for peace and quiet is what that is...right?!?!
It's drivel like this garbage TV show posing as a 'documentary' that makes the gullible people just a little bit stupider......
The Cannibal in the Jungle (2015)
Somewhat entertaining Movie criminally sold as a documentary....
I usually give these types of 'films' a break if they as entertaining and a bit thrilling as this one was for me.
Alas, when I see other reviewers throwing down 10's and defending the scientific veracity of a blatantly fabricated mockumentary I have to be a bit more ruthless with my review and my rating.
When they present these farce's as documentaries they tend to completely fool the more gullible in our society. History and science already have enough distortion and lies floating around out there and we do not need these filmmakers actively trying to increase the disinformation.
What's next? Found footage of Santa Claus in his natural environment???
Russian Yeti: The Killer Lives (2014)
Interesting, even somewhat entertaining, but extremely misleading...
It was an interesting and often nerve-tingling video, but is not a documentary.
A documentary is simple. It's right there in the word...DOCUMENTary.....
A film production team DOCUMENTS the facts and the history concerning whatever subject they wish to share on film.
They do not CREATE drama that is not real. They do not manipulate facts and history to help the sale of their documentary. They do not pretend to have frightening aural encounters with their subject to heighten the intrigue and tension in their film.
Unexplained noises must mean the Yeti is on the prowl, right?! NOT !!
This is a fairly well made dramatic thriller posing as a documentary.
Docu-fallacy might have been a better description of this video.
Oiiii, I mean, C.MON !!!! For the hundredth time, a video documentary crew has the amazing luck of walking right into an aural encounter with their sought after mythical creature. A creature that has never been proven to exist, alive or dead, ever !!! I am betting these documentarians could find a needle in a football stadium-sized haystack, in under two hours !
WHY NOT !!! They just did it on film !!!!
Firefly (2002)
Excellent and cancelled too soon.....
This series is probably the very best of all the Sci-Fi shows I have ever watched.
Somehow Joss has made a western in space.....and a damn fine one at that.
It only had the one season before some Hollyweird Execu-phile murdered it to free up more time for young actresses and going over old films looking for something to 'remake'.
Ironically, the Hollyweird Execu-predators stupidity has only added to the luster of the reputation of Firefly amongst it's fans.
A series so good that it spawned it's own movie even though it was a one season TV wonder. You will definitely want to see that movie. "Serenity" is the title of the movie, and it is as good, possibly better, than this TV series "Firefly".
Enterprise (2001)
The BEST Trek of all the Treks....
Enterprise is the most adult and entertaining of all the different iterations of 'Star Trek' .
Enterprise is, ironically, the most mature of the 'Treks' yet it's timeline in the Star Trek universe makes it the 'baby' of all the 'Treks'.
This series begins with the launching of the very first Enterprise and it's crews first tentative steps into a wider universe. With the grudging assistance of a Vulcan race who believe the humans to be unprepared and too immature as a species to handle the rigors and diplomacy of engaging with a universe filled with other species.
This series delves into the origins of our relationship with the Vulcans, our first contact with several 'Trek' species, such as the Klingons and the Romulans.
While some may not agree it is the best of the 'Treks', undoubtedly all will find it entertaining.
Serenity (2005)
Fantastic Sci Fi ......Western ?!
An excellent science fiction movie that will have you wanting more.
If this does't fill you up and you are looking for a little dessert, try the series that spawned this movie, Firefly. It is only aired one season before some Hollyweird Exexcutard decided to cancel it, but it's just as good as the film.
Enjoy and wonder along with the millions of us Firefly/Serenity fans 'WHY, the hell did they cancel the Firefly series when it was so good it got it's own movie?'
Both this film and the series that spawned it are 10's in my book. Just don't turn your back on Jane.........
Archer (2009)
Hilariously Funny.
Undoubtedly Archer is the best Adult Animated Comedy on television. Archer is a misogynistic miscreant and we love him for his myriad of character flaws, addictions, and personality disorders.
The other characters are just as flawed and adored as the title character.
Archer is 'James Bond' melded with 'Charlie Harper' from Two-and-a-Half Men'.
Archer is an unapologetically raunchy hedonist who will have you laughing out loud to virtually every episode......
68 Whiskey (2020)
Hot Garbage !
68 Whiskeys that abuse drugs, steal, lie, insubordinate, and provide material support to the enemy ONLY exist in the imagination of the buffoons who wrote and directed this vile propaganda piece.
If this, colostomy bag named Ron Howard was involved in a film about Mother Theresa he'd have her smoking crack and molesting young girls or something equally disturbing, because THAT is how Howard-hole and the Hollywood scum live their lives, so everyone else must be like that as well, right?!?!
Someone needs to inform Mr. Howard-hole that just because his Holly-world is filled with despicably immoral liars, junkies, rapists, thieves, and child-molesters does NOT mean the rest of the world is anything like that repellent collection of human garbage that is Hollywood.
It's called 'Projection' Mr. Howard-hole.
Dear John (2010)
NOT a romantic film.
Did not want to watch a film wherein a great soldier gets 'Dear John'd' by some faithless tramp back in the states and they spend a large portion of the film attempting to excuse her faithlessness. Was hoping to see a film where karma slaps a lying skank upside the head for her unfaithfulness.
There's almost always an excuse when these kinds of skeevy women abandon their men while they risk their lives defending our nation.
Absolutely ruined this film when they invested so much time trying to portray the skeevy skank as a sympathetic figure who had 'good reasons' for her faithlessness.
All I wanted by the end of this film was a happy ending...
Something along the lines of the skank being the only victim of an ISIS kidnap/torture team. and her last thought, as she bled out from weeks of abuse, was the face of the soldier she abandoned.
The Orville (2017)
Liberal Propaganda in a tight uniform.....
Detailed analysis of this pile of liberal dreck would require more effort than this series deserves......
Will & Grace (1998)
From hit show to liberal propaganda skits !?!?
...and liberal zealots demolish another show with a tired re-boot that seems to have only one true purpose. To revile and hate the current POTUS and all of his supporters.
Unfortunately the myopic writers, producers, and actors, of this propaganda vehicle forget one 'inconvenient truth'.....
Many of the viewers that used to love this show but now despise it ARE supporters of the current POTUS.
Not very forward-thinking to produce anything and then insult and demean the consumers who you will need to be successful.
I am sure that when they do cancel this drivel, Messing and McCormack will expound endlessly on how it was the evil conservatives that destroyed their show and it was all because they are... (insert latest liberal excuse here).
Went for a hit sit-com viewing and a Socialist Comedy broke out.....unfortunately the latter never elicits a chuckle, a giggle, or even a smile.
Dunkirk (2017)
This 'film' of the action at Dunkirk did teach me ONE good lesson .
I purchased this film in Blu-ray for my collection.
Unfortunately, I read the gushing and reverent reviews of many critics and many in the IMDB comments community, BEFORE making my decision to purchase this movie in Blu-ray.
The best lesson I learned that day....ALWAYS read at least as many of the 1-star reviews as you do the 10-star reviews when deciding whether to add a film to your permanent Blu-ray disc library.
The best lesson I re-affirmed that day.....ALWAYS view a movie before you decide to purchase it if at all possible. (Broke my own rule and now I am stuck with a 20 dollar plastic disc that's only real value is that it makes an excellent wedge to keep the table from rocking)
I was extremely disappointed in this film's absolute bungling of what could have been an epic telling of this very real British triumph of courage and resiliency that occurred at Dunkirk.
In the face of a catastrophic Army defeat, the British Navy and civilian merchant and private fleets took to the English Channel in a heroic rescue effort that resulted in the rescue of approximately 330,000 soldiers from the beaches of Dunkirk.
INCREDIBLE !!! HEROIC !!!!! INSPIRING !!!!!!!!
So what the XXXX happened with this pile of crapola entitled 'Dunkirk' ???
This film is a sophomoric, disjointed, bland, and uninspiring attempt to tell the story of Dunkirk. At least I think they were attempting to tell the story of Dunkirk.
This film is small in scale and the Battle of Dunkirk was anything but small.
The film was small in emotion. Dunkirk was NOT.
It leaves one to wonder, at what point is the director no longer allowed to say his movie is 'Based upon" when he diverges so completely from the actual historical reality he is supposedly depicting ??
At least the characters were all still British. The director robbed the characters of their bravery, passion, selflessness, inspiration, patriotism, and camaraderie, but at least they allowed them to keep their nationality.
Such a sad waste of an epic cast and an even more epic historical tale for them to perform for their adoring audience. Alas, the only things NOT epic in this recipe of greatness are the director and writers.
Dunkirk, the movie. AVOID it at all costs.
Dunkirk, the battle of, a heroic and inspiring historical occurrence worth READING about until someone creates a worthy film.
Ocean's Eight (2018)
Nothing ORIGINAL for the ladies
ANOTHER in an ever growing pile of excremental films plagiarized from successful filmmakers by liberalwood.
Such a vapid and pathetic attempt to bilk dollars with 'cover-films'.
If an original thought ever crossed the mind of 95 % of today's filmmakers it would cause them an aneurysm and an immediate cessation of life....
What's next?
"Roots" with a white, latin, or asian Kunta Kinte ?
"Little Men" ?
"Shaft" with Jackie Chan ?
Ghostbusters (2016)
Just a crappy cover band.....
We are women. Hear us roar. We hate men and anything associated with men because we hate ourselves.Watch us plagiarize other peoples successful work because we have ZERO confidence in ourselves to produce something worthwhile !!!
So far this 'women's empowerment' movement has produced a steady supply of stolen dreck like this and damn few, if any, original ideas that are impressive or innovative.
Exceedingly pathetic and vapid.
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017)
Star Wars-EP 8 just awful
Who knew that Jar-Jar-Binks was NOT the lowest this franchise could go.....
Alas Disney found a sub-basement and 'yegads ! ", it was filled to the ceiling with enough film excrement to drown Jar-Jar's entire race.
Someone throw Disney a frigging life preserver baby !!!! They are drowning !!!!
The Orville: About a Girl (2017)
Humans ! The Universes perfect mammal ! ........NOT !!!
WE are the Universes most flawless creation and all other creatures or extraterrestrials would and should willingly submit themselves to our judgement and social leadership.
Shameful that the alien character arrogantly dared to momentarily defend his species culture. Foolish underling.
Bow down and know your place all you other aliens or species !!
We are human !!!
We know what's best for ALL OF YOU !!!!
LOL.........