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Warcraft (2016)
I'm not saying Warcraft's IMDb reviews are fake/paid...
...but they very well basically might be. OK, I'm saying that. They're paid reviews. The positive reviews are fake. This movie is not good. Use your judgment. Don't be a fool. There are people who get paid to write fake reviews. Of course everyone knew Warcraft was going to be a trash movie, just like the game has been going totally downhill since 2011 or so. Of course a huge company is going to pay PR companies to write positive reviews and artificially buff the score of the film. Why wouldn't they do that? So, I'm not necessarily upset about that. They made a movie, they want to make money off of it. But the movie shouldn't have been made to begin with. This film just randomly throws in a bunch of superficial aspects of the game (e.g., Oooh, they're flying on Griffins!) with some atrocious writing and acting. The film exemplifies just how bad the game has gotten and how removed it is from the actual culture of WoW and all the things that made the game appealing and good. The movie is downright awful. The scene where the orc chick calls out the insufferably nerdy mage for wanting to go to bed with her, and then refusing, is so completely telling of the targeted demographic of this film. The demographic is the nerdy mage. It's too bad this film was made. I'll admit the game was really great in it's heyday and started to decline with Lich King and overcomplicating and over-noobifying everything. Any true fan of the game will agree with me. Don't watch this film.
Poketto monsutâ: Tai ketsu! Pokemon senta! (1997)
the best episode in the series
This is the best episode in the first season, and probably the entire series (at least what I regard as true Pokemon--anything after Pokemon Gold and Silver don't count to me) In this episode, Team Rocket (Jessie, James, and Meowth) is dark, evil, cruel, and sinister, the way Team Rocket SHOULD BE. It seems the longer the series went on, the more goofy, lovable, and silly Team Rocket became. Um, hello, Team Rocket is an evil organization, why are they complete morons? We should love to hate Team Rocket. I find myself disrespecting them and hating them because they're idiotic. This is the episode where Jesse, James, and Meowth truly shine as the evil trio they should've always been.
Also, the power of Pikachu in this episode is awesome, albeit a bit laughable when he sends out his insanely super charged thundershock. I loved how he was hurt and in intensive care in the hospital, and how Team Rocket was using this to their advantage to catch him. Wicked Brilliance.
Mind you, I haven't seen this episode in at least 5 years, but I still recall it as my favorite episode all this time later, and it is very memorable to me.
National Security (2003)
What the Problem is?!
This movie was decently amusing, just a way to kill time. If you get anything out of this movie, just make sure to learn the new hot catchphrase, "WHAT THE PROBLEM IS!?" I saw this movie once, in theatres, in 2003, and that's the only thing I really remember from that movie. WHAT THE PROBLEM IS? WHAT THE PROBLEM IS!? Martin Lawrence was average in this movie, exactly what you'd expect him to be-which could be a good or bad thing. He's pretty much the same in every movie-even that movie where he was a black night back in time; his acting and character is identical in that movie. As for the other guy, his character is boring, and I can't remember the actor's name. Whatever. This movie is your typical white guy meets black guy and takes down bad guy movie. It's worth seeing just so you can pick up the WHAT THE PROBLEM IS line, that should definitely be widespread in American culture.
Mortal Kombat II (1993)
The best Mortal Kombat game of all time
I was in 2nd grade when this game came out. I'm 17 now, and it was and remains my favorite Mortal Kombat game. I've played this more than any other, it's simply the best, better than all the rest. Playing this game gives me a feeling of nostalgia, but besides that it's FUN, pure FUN, great game, best in the whole series. Just make sure you go online and look up the fatality codes for it so you can perform the awesome finishing moves, like Fatalities, Babalities, or even Friendships! This game is best played on the Sega 32X (if anyone even has that) if not, Genesis will do fine. If you're lucky enough to find it in an Arcade somewhere, I suggest you cherish the opportunity and play for hours, because I haven't seen an MKII arcade machine in years. Mortal Kombat II= Flawless Victory!