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The Watcher (2022)
Too much effort for little pay off
I heard great things about this but it didn't live up to the hype for me. 7 hours of effort for no pay off. May as well if given me a rubix cube and the the outcome would have been the same, frustration and a jumbled unfinished puzzle. Acting was good and it was shot well. But so many red herrings that was just annoying rather than intriguing. I don't know how close it was to the real story. Ut if that actually happens then why don't all the previous owners, club together and burn the gaff down but I guess that's the point, the house drags you in and keeps the owners interest. Hang on did I just watch a kind of shining type thing??
Day Shift (2022)
Terrible casting
This film just didn't o ow what it wanted to be. Really weak casting and Dave Franco is the worst and really annoying. It's worth a watch but don't expect much.
Shaft (2000)
This is rubbish
This film is rubbish. Don't bother watching it. If you think "I'll give this a whirl, how bad could it be" just walk away, make yourself a hot drink, go and sit in a chair and sit quietly for 2 hours drinking your drink and having a think. You will thank me for time well spent by yourself rather than watching this rubbish film.
Boiling Point (2021)
This is an idiot sandwich
What a load of old rubbish. Yeah the single shot is impressive but the acting had a feel of a village hall amateur dramatics production. They should have their heads put between two slices of bread and called and idiot sandwich ala Ramsey's hell kitchen. This is truly awful.
The Green Knight (2021)
Don't bother
Booooooooooo. Rubbish. Looks like a film a media student makes trying to be all arty but really has no clue what they are doing after the first 10 minutes but keeps on digging to see if it comes good...it does not.
That is all.
Hubie Halloween (2020)
Really not good
This felt like Adam Sandler woke up with a really bad hangover and was just like "right, best make a film today I guess"
This had so much potential but it just felt lazy and tired.
It's like, what remaining pieces of effort he had, he left it all in uncut gems.
It's like Ron Swanson would say don't try and half ass two things, whole ass one thing and do it well.
Come on Adam I know you have a really good comedy left in you somewhere, possibly.
The New Mutants (2020)
Horrible horrible horrible - should be 0/10
Had to give this 1/10 because you can't give 0/10. Save your money. This is just awful
Glass (2019)
So disappointed - felt like brexit happening again
Well this film literally is a representation of Brexit. You didn't want it to happen, I didn't think it would happen, but it did and I'm in a whole world of disappointment.
I had such high hopes for this film and I just came away so flat.
All the people that will hide behind "it's just too intelligent" or "it's a thinking persons film" I say balls to you.
I have so much adoration for the characters and the actors and I feel they just scrapped the surface.
This film is just a real let down and rather than this incredible journey coming to a triumphant end, it was nothing more than a damp squib (excuse the pun)
Boo to you m night shamalam, booooo
The Predator (2018)
Just awful
I love a predator film but this is just awful, plain awful. That's all I can be bothered to write about this film which appropriately reflects the same amount of effort the writers of this terrible terrible film put in.