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8/10
Better than I had expected
3 April 2005
Warning: Spoilers
"National Treasure" seemed the most innocuous of the offerings at the discount house, and one of the kids had been agitating to see it for a month or so. I gave in.

I'm glad I did.

"National Treasure" is a welcome throwback of a film. The hero's a little scuffed around the edges, but clearly one of the good guys. The reluctant (at first) heroine is spunky, smart and beautiful. The baddie is wealthy, charming and accented. And the sidekick's a scream.

Nicolas Cage does well in that he doesn't try to play Benjamin Gates like Harrison Ford playing Indiana Jones. There's a bit of the geek buried none too deep in Cage's performance, and the only time he gets rough with a bad guy, he hurts his hand.

Justin Bartha's overgrown-kid persona provides plenty of comic relief -- and it's a relief in itself that "National Treasure" doesn't fall back on the "kill the sidekick" formula. The film needs him, and it needs him all the way through.

Diane Kruger and Sean Bean do a fine job of portraying two sides of the same coin: Immigrants obsessively chasing the American Dream. The difference is in their interpretation of the dream.

There's one on screen death, not gory. There's little, if any, profanity. Brainpower, not firepower, carries the day. And there's a genuine regard for learning throughout the film (although, admittedly, a few of the facts are off).

And yes, there are moments when you realize that being an old-school film hero means leading a particularly charmed life. After all, given the seasonal changes in the sun's daily position, what are the odds of it making a shadow fall just so -- just when the good guys need it to? But that's the way it is in a good hidden-treasure epic: When truth and right are on your side, someone makes sure you get the breaks.

There's a moral buried in the ending, too, that can be taken either way. Sharing is good -- but is it sharing of physical wealth, or of a political ideal? Given the obvious reverence for the Founding Fathers and their philosophies in "National Treasure," the answer might be "and" rather than "or." All in all, far better than I had expected. Not earth-shatteringly significant, but family-friendly, well-paced and a whole lot of escapist fun.
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Constantine (2005)
3/10
That's not sulfur you're smelling ...
20 February 2005
Demons, according to "Constantine," reek of sulfur. This film smells of something else -- something my father called "money" back in my southwest Kansas youth. Funny, though -- he only said it when we were driving past a feedlot. And when cattle eat, cattle ... well, you get the idea.

First and foremost, the odor emanating from "Constantine" evidences a diet of rotten theology. Turncoat angels, attempted suicide as an unforgivable sin, post-death salvation -- the screenwriters must have had a volume discount at Heresies "R" Us.

Although the idea of the Bible having extra chapters in Hell (would that be the King Flames Version?) does elicit a chuckle, it's definitely of the "at, not with" sort. Max Baker's Beeman -- a sort of religio-occultic Q dispensing demon-fighting gadgets to Keanu Reeves' metaphysical 007 -- is also good for an I-can't-believe-this eye roll.

That's not the only scavenged plot element.

Mysterious Artifact? Check.

Slick Evil Guy in a Suit? Check (rocker Gavin Rossdale, who looks great in the role but whose demise is the stuff of yet more incredulous laughter).

Keanu Reeves as deadpan Christ figure? Check.

Plugging my figurative nose doesn't help much. Even the visual elements, which stand as pretty much the only good things about "Constantine," feel secondhand. Think "Pitch Black." Think "Dreamscape."

It doesn't help, either, that the level of exposition is, as a rule, inversely proportionate to what is needed. Points which would seem critical get a line or two of dialogue -- and there's nary a hint of foreshadowing as to why one of the "good 'uns" might switch sides. (On the other hand, once Gabriel says "self-sacrifice" you just know what's in store for Our (anti)Hero. His initials are "J.C." Get it? Get it? Get it? Huh? Huh? Huh?)

I saw this with a friend, who was reviewing it for work. Hope he gets reimbursed for the tickets.
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