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Kick (2014)
Humshakals wasn't that bad!
Humshakals suddenly seemed a good film to me after watching Salman Khan's Kick. The Plot is borrowed from a south Indian Blockbuster with the same name. Salman Khan has proved to us that he doesn't know how to act.I wouldn't reveal much of the plot to you. Salman Khan as Devil; very similar to the Sahir in Dhoom 3; wears a mask; very similar to the infamous Krrish mask in the Krrish series; rides a bicycle. Believe me, Salman wouldn't fit into that bicycle seat. Randeep Hooda as the cop is alright. Nawazuddin is as usual irritating (Which Idiot said that he could even act) Jacqueline Fernandez has nothing to do but just dance and sing and appear in a handful of scenes. The film seems never ending as it stretches miserably till 146 torturous minutes. Songs are nonsensical like Jumme Ki Raat, Hangover, Yaar Na Mile. WARNING: KRK appears in a teeny weeny role, but his role may shock you as he is the actual Devil... Yes, you read it right.. Only for DIR HARD Salman Khan fans (Which obviously I ain't)
Humshakals (2014)
You Need to be a "Himmatwala" to sit through "Humshakals"
Sajid Khan! Why? Just Why? Why do you need to make films? OK, The story is just the confusion created by 3 doppelgangers (Humshakals) Based on just the above sentence, would you make a 160 minute long film? Only Sajid Khan would.. Saif, Ritesh and Ram will be seen in lead roles, whereas Bipasha, Tamanaah and Esha would be seen in Cameos (I would say) 3 Humshakals, one trio- Normal, second trio- Abnormal and the third one - Gays. This film is shameless- Jokes on people in coma, Gay Jokes, Racist Jokes, Sexist Jokes, and irritating Aakhri Pasta (Yes, Once Again!!!) Five silly songs just to increase the length of the film, a drug which can turn you into dogs, vodka and cocaine parathas and what not. Not to forget- Prince Charles speaking Marathi and Hindi.. It doesn't have a story- The film goes on with double meaning, offensive jokes for 150 long minutes. Please skip it, I would rather recommend you to watch Himmatwala, yes you read it right, on TV. Don't go for it.
Mai (2013)
Total Garbage!!!
Oh God!!!!! This is probably the Worst Film ever!! RGV Ki Aag is also Oscar worthy in front of this garbage! This movie marks the debut of THE Asha Bhosle, I don't know why did she makes a decision of acting! This movie has 6 songs. All the songs were too long and too monotonous! Padmini Kolhapure acted BADLY!!! Kishtee Jog was also awful. Ram Kapoor clearly seemed uninterested in what he was doing. Zanine Bhosle sings badly, Asha is better of singing. This film is total garbage filled with garbage actors and unnecessary songs, scenes and comedy!! The story was OK but Asha's acting was the Worst thing in this garbage film Watch Mai only if you want an unending headache!! I wish I could give it 0. Better kill yourself. Don't fall for Asha's complements towards this film. Save your money, Save time and Most importantly, Save your LIFE
Jai Ho (2014)
Another example of nonsense
Well well well another Sallu bhai flick. The major points for a Sallu blockbuster: 1) An actress who is the age of Sallu's daughter... Check
2) Billions of supporting characters who have no use... Check
3) Illogical songs by Sajid-Wajid... Check
4) Action+Family Drama+Unnecessary romance... Check
5) Villains... Check
6) Good fight sequences... Check
7) Duration not more than 140 minutes... Check
8) Promotion in every possible manner... Check
9) Some Salman Khan followers in the cast... Check
10) An overall disappointment... Double Check
I don't recommend this film at all. Only DIE HARD Sallu fans may find it interestin
Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam (1999)
An excellent musical, visual and romantic treat!!! Highly recommended!!
I congratulate myself for going to watch it in the theater ! It was my luck that my friend dragged me to watch this timeless masterpiece by the Guru "Sanjay Leela Bhansali". Otherwise I detest chick-flicks like DDLJ and Devdas - crap it is in comparison to this Magnum Opus! Firstly, the ravishing performance by Rai - the deserving Miss world and film fare award for this performance.
And the sensitive performance by Ajay who made this film a classic. His unconditional and selfless love towards the heroine! Salman was okay. Looked good but didn't act well.
Other factors like music, cinematography, choreography and locations add value to the flick and make it a BLOCKBUSTER!! A worthy successor to the music Singing in the Rain'.
An infinite out of ten from my side!!
Yaariyan (2014)
Too Generous of me to even give it one star. Rated 1/10
As the year 2013 ended with a DHOOM, the year 2014 starts with a DOOM. I still can't believe that I actually went to watch it.. Me, my friend and just four other people were present at a 1pm show. Guess no one else had the courage to go through this crap. okay.. Lets start with the review... Acting- Everyone except Deepti Naval did a PATHETIC job. 0.25/10 Story- Ehmmm... No plot at all. 0/10 Music- Bleh!!! 1/10 Direction- Can be one's worst nightmare!!! I don't know why did he (director; i don't know his name) had to begin direction.. 0/10 You all might be wondering why did I 'donate' one star.. Well, its simple.. Its because the movie ended.. These would be the worst 140 minutes (although they seem like 14000 minutes) Never be Yaar (friends) with Yaariyan
Devdas (2002)
Worst Film EVER!!!!!
Sanjay Leela Bhansali who made fabulous movies like Khamoshi and Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam gas made "this"!??? Was he out of his mind? Well what to say about the acting.... Hard-core overacting, too much "Shahi" behavior... SRK as Devdas can be ones worst nightmare... Ash as Paro is just irritating! Only Madhuri as Chandramukhi does a bearable job. With a running time of 185 minutes is just a pain... Mediocre songs like Kahe Chhed Mohe, Maar Dala, Chhalak Chhalak, Morey Piys have no use in the film but just to make it longer.. Everything in this film seems loud, irritating and over-the-top. Lavish sets and Promotions are the main ingredients of a "Hit" movie and that's all in Devdas. I remember my friend telling me that he slept within the first 10 minutes of the movie and got up at the intermission. I don't recommended this movie... Its awful
Mughal-E-Azam (1960)
Incredible!
Well... what to say about the greatest film in the history of India... Mughal-E-Azam is a film which can never die or be forgotten. It is impossible for this film to be forgotten.
Story- Argubaly the greatest story ever formed.. Falling in love with a low class maid, revolting against own father and finally parting ways forever..
Acting- Dilip Kumar as Salim leaves you speechless and so does the ethereal beauty Madhubala as Ananrkali. Prithviraj Kapoor as King Akbar steals the show. In supporting roles- Durga Khote as Jodha Bai, Nigar Sultana as the evil meddlesome Bahar deliver a promising performance. A 'Perfect' casting for a film.
Music- Pyar Kiya To Darna- Picturised on Madhubala, Dilip Kumar, Prithviraj Kapoor, Durga Khote, Nigar Sultana still is the grandest song ever.
Mohe Panghat Pe- Picturised on Madhubala, Kumar, Kapoor, Khote is still played on Lord Krishna's Janmasthmi.
Teri Mehfil Mein- Picturised on Madhubala, Nigar, Kumar is arguably the best duet till date.
Other hits like Mohabbat Ki Jhooti, Humen Kash Tumse, Jab Raat Hai Aisi, Aye Mohabbat Zindabad, Bekas Pe Karam Kijiye, Khuda Nigeheban, Aye Ishq Yeh Sab Duniyawale... are still remembered today...
Direction- FABULOUS! THE ONLY FILM OF K.ASIF!
Release Dates- 05-08-1960 (BW/ Partly Color) 12-11-2004 (Colorized)
its a much watch 4 every youngster... Please parents, make them watch this
24 (2013)
Entertaining, Thrilling and Exciting!!
24 unlike all other Hindi serials doesn't have saas-bahu dramas and melodrama, thats what I like about it. Its plot glues your eye to the TV Screen for 1 hour. Its cast- Anil Kapoor as Jai Singh Rathod delivers an EXCELLENT performance; Neil Bhoopalam as Aditya Singhania acts fabulously well; Mandira Bedi as Nikita an ATU agent also deserves an applause; Tisca Chopra as Jai's wife (Trisha) does a bit overacting but still is good. All other supporting actors such as Ajinkya Deo, Rahul Khanna, Anita Raaj, Shivani Talsuke (excuse the spelling if wrong), Pooja Ruparel, Raahul Singh act so naturally. Unexpected twists, Intense Moments, Superb Action- thats it! That is 24! Tune into Colors at 10pm on Fridays and Saturdays. As prescribed- It is one of the most ambitious shows ever! Get rid of melodrama and let suspense-thrillers become a part of your lives.
5 Reasons to Watch 24... *Anil Kapoor *A Whole New Concept *Nail Biting Moments *Spectacular Action *Its Brilliantly Formed Star Cast.
Need to salute D'Silva for this..