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WALL·E (2008)
sucks unless your 10 years old
I was forced to watch this garbage the other night and as expected unless your 10 years old, this sucks. What really scares me is when adults try to tell me how wonderful this stuff it, Grow up please!! This is like every other Disney crappy movie that comes out and the "adults" who like this give me the same reasons as to why this is great every time they release crap like this. "oh its so cute" or "you need to have an imagination". Bottom line no adult should be watching this crap unless they are immature or just flat out stupid. Its a great movie for kids i am sure but if you are not a kid why are you watching this crap? What amazes me the most is this thing got over 8 stars and i am willing to bet most of that rating came from "adults", how sad, get a life and grow the hell up!
Fever Pitch (2005)
Stupid, no surprise here
Lets see, the script sucks, the actors sucks and the people who usually like this crap suck too. Other then that its great, weak acting, weak plot, i mean come on you sucked for 86 years is that something to be proud of? I think NOT!!! Hello thats NOT a Good thing and never was and never will be so to sit here and pretend that its a GOOD thing, well that should make even a non baseball fan realize how WEAK this Plot is cause its Real Bad people. How Jimmy Falon ever got a Lead is beyond me cause he sucked on SNL and i never saw him even remotely be funny which i think he was trying to be, he was, wasn't he? Yeah what you really got here is boston fans doing a lot of crying and whining cause they haven't won it in 86 years, that it in a nutshell folks so unless you live up in Gay old boston, you really don't care about this garbage. NExt
Destroyer (1988)
Destroyer!!!
Yeah i love this movie, lots of people will say its terrible but those are also the same people who try to take this movie seriously which you can not. Its funny as hell, now was it meant to be funny? Yes and no i think, i am thinking they were looking for some laughs but not nearly as many as you will get from watching it. My favorite part is where Lyle is dressed as a cop or security guard, something along those lines and this guy comes up to him and asks him about the outfit and Lyle says "its a disguise" and the guy says "disguise from what?" and Lyle says "From You!!" and i think thats the part where this real big jackhammer comes out. Real funny stuff there, also there was a cool part with Anthony Perkins in the electric chair trying to get out before the current cameup to get him. Great stuff, now if only i could find this somewhere to buy since its getting very hard to find now.
I, Robot (2004)
I, Still Suck as an Actor!!!
I just don't get it, this movie was Terrible, to be totally honest i have yet seen a movie, TV show, or heard a song that i would give a wet fart for when it comes to Will I,Suck Smith for. It must be the kiddies that vote here cause how this can be a 7 star movie it totally beyond me. If you like your actors made from plastic, show no human emotion, and can't deliver a line or any kind of energy then this one is for you, just like any other movie this phoney makes. I see no talent with this guy, i couldn't even see him as a supporting actor, i have a hard time seeing him be good as an "extra" to be quite honest with you, he's that bad folks. I didn't want to see this one when i did since i already had enough bad jokes by will smith in my life (fresh prince episode, wild wild west, men in black.) but i let someone talk me into it. I swear thats the last one, this guy is like some kind of bad joke that just keeps coming back but i ain't bitting next time, noway, no thanks. Another 2 hours i can never get back!!!
Dirty Harry (1971)
The Best
Well this is as good as it gets, you can't go wrong with any of Clint's Films to begin with but this is like the best of the best. If you like a good action film with a solid plot well this is the film that put action films on the map cause there is never a dull moment here. This movie has aged very well and is as good today as it was when it was released. In this day and age of remakes coming out left and right (the longest yard for example) this is one movie they better not remake cause you can't make it any better. In this day and age of terrible actors being celebrated for making mindless garbage such as Will Smith and that crap he just had out "hitched" and anything else he's been in, well its a great relieve to be able to go home, kick back and drop some Dirty Harry in and its very easy to forget that Will and all the other bad actors of today even exist. Do yourself a favor and buy the Dirty Harry Boxset and trust me you will be glad you did and you will forget all the Will Smiths in this world very quickly.
Death Wish II (1982)
This is just simply Great
This is a great Classic Action movie that delivers over and over again, you got it all here, great violence, shootings, suspense, its all here. The one-liners are second to none, i have seen this movie hundreds of times and i still get chills every time Charlie says "You believe in Jesus?". They don't make them like this anymore which had me thinking as too why and i came to my own conclusion, how many great action stars are out there today? Well besides Segal about 10 years ago there are none, lets face it that talent-less Will Smith couldn't do this kind of action, heck he couldn't even be a thug who gets shot in this movie cause he has no talent and his TV show sucked too as well as his crappy so-call music career. Lately AMC has been running this much under-appreciated Classic a lot lately and i want to be the first one to say congrats, its about time this movie gets the credit it deserves. I told a couple of my friend yesterday at work that this was going to be on AMC today and one of them said they would watch it while the other one was too busy wearing his skirt and wouldn't take it off to watch this Classic. Well the one who said he is going to watch it is about it get a quiz today since i don't believe he took the time to watch this. I would give this movie 11 stars here if it would let me but 10 is the most i can give it, if you like action and violence and shootings like i do, i promise you won't be disappointed and the sound track to this is great and is done by the legend himself Jimmy Page. Do yourself a favor and watch this and forget all about crappy movies like Wild wild west which promise you action but fails to deliver the goods
Death Wish 3 (1985)
Excellent!!!!
This movie is true action at its finest, It doesn't get any better then this. This is one of those movies that you can just kick back and watch some real good non stop shooting and killing plus there are some excellent lines to go along with all of this. My favorite is there is a one bad guy who is breaking into this old couples home and he is stealing a TV or something and he goes right up to them and yells "I will come in here anytime i like!!!" and right before he jumps out the window he yells "Anytime!!!" I mean this is just classic stuff all the way around so you got a choice, you can watch that crappy Will Smith try to go an action film or you can watch one of the Masters Charles Bronson!!!!
Hide and Seek (2005)
whats with the bad reviews?
I saw this movie last week and so far all i have read in here is terrible reviews. This movie kind of reminds me of "Indenity" to some degree which i thought was an excellent movie. Now its not as good as "Idenity" but i was surprised at the end as to who is doing all the killing at the end of the movie, totally unpredictable. So if people think its bad because you couldn't figure out who the killer is in the first 30mins or so of the movie then i disagree because i don't see that as being bad. If you want to see a predictable movie then go see some garbage like XXX or some silly Will Smith flick where you can check your brain out at the ticket booth and pick it up when the film is over.